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>Preoccupied with mooses as youngin
>See moose in leaves and clouds
>Be nicknamed Moose soon after moving to new city
>Did a Moose costume for Halloween last fall
>Still can't get it off
>actually "see" the movements of time all around me
Now, my grandmother has had multiple supernatural encounters or "visions" in her day. I trusted that surely she had some wise commentary concerning my moose dilemma.
>Her response?
>"well, you know what they say"
>"Gan doon the gerden an fling it oer the dike yir neiber will ken whit tae dae"
Does anyone know what she meant?
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most direct translation is
Go on down to the Garden and Fling it over the Dike, You never will know what to do.
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KYS
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>>19118729
>he doesnt understand that moose transcends the boundaries of time and space, that there is only one moose, and that every instance of a moose you see irl is but a pale shadow of this universal archetype.
you really need to read up on your hermetic moostecism.
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>>19118729
I hereby vote that henceforth, the plural of "moose" shall be "meese." Do I hear another "aye?"
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>>19122520
Aye?
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>>19118729
This isn't what you are asking, but your spirit animal is the moose and it is trying to connect with you. The fact that you made a thread with a moose picture means you need to get in touch with your animal side.
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>>19118729
"<untranslatable> the garden and fling it over the dike, you'll never figure out what <untranslatable>"
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>>19122731
The very first post hit the nail on the head
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>>19118729
"Go on down to the garden and fling it over the dike (as in the wall or fence), your neighbor will know what to do"
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