Anybody here ever had an exorcism? What was it like? I heard

>>19117884
>How do I tell if I am possessed by a demon?
Uhhh... I'm not expert, but from what I've heard of the Catholic qualifications for exorcism... believe me, you'll know.

>>19117884
Dude has a point , But the fuckers are extremely clever and will hide and disguise themselves .Subtle mother fuckers Holy water Holy salt prayer all allergic .

>>19117884
And read up on this guy He knows his shit REALLY.
GABRIELE AMORTH
AN EXCORCIST TELLS HIS STORY
I SHIT MY PANYTS

>>19118080
This guy literally thinks Pokémon is demonic, stop shilling him

>>19118127
Pokemon is demonic, you dumb fuck.

>>19118074
>allergic

So, here's the thing. I have no reaction to holy water, or at least can handle small amounts of it with no problem. I used to avoid it, but went to Europe back in high school, did a hail Mary in a church using holy water, and had no problems.

I was talking to a Catholic deacon that fell out of the sky last week. I mentioned that I worship Satan and might be interested in an exorcism. Guy explains a little bit about exorcisms, mentions that demons are allergic to holy water, gives me some "byzantine steel" bracelet and then goes along on his merry way.

Now, here's the kicker, I've been wearing this bracelet because it looks cute and I'm a faggot. The little sigil medallions on it are cool. HOWEVER
>i was wearing the bracelet and it folded over so that the "steel" came in direct contact with my skin. I noticed this because I was starting to feel
itchy
>because I'm allergic to nickle and the medallions are probably some cheap nickle alloy.

Does this mean that I could be allergic the bracelet because I'm a demon/possessed by a demon? Looking for real help.