So, my dog found this buried on my new home. What's this?

>>19115038
Well. I think that's not it.

It seems someone tied 2 gold wedding rings together, with many knots, and buried it. But why?

It looks like a forgotten Christmas decoration to me. If they're real metal, or any kind of real metal except the crappiest, I've got the wrong idea. The Christmas decorations that look like that are pretty cheap.

>>19115008
Obviously don't untie them.

>>19115051
If its real metal, it's probably the aftermath of someone mourning their dead partner.
Like, "tying the rings together and burying them" is pretty simple metaphor for moving on from a relationship.

>>19115099
Dubs confirm... sad...

It's a sign that the wedding of Christ and his Bride is about to take place obviously

>>19115008
its a latin ceremony of death, witches do it. where do you live? you might be in danger. give this back to their owner inmediatly

thats super sad. id bury it again... its what they would have wanted

>>19115331
fuck that I would sell them and buy coke o mdma

>>19115351
Quit shitposting here Shatner

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>>19115008
either fake or buried very recently since no tarnishing is apparent in the metal. It's best you rebury the rings if real or you will be cursed

Untie them and use them as cock rings.

>>19115371
24k gold doesn't tarnish, ya dummy!

>>19115322
I live in Brazil.

I imagined this could be some kind of witchcraft. I don't know who the owner could be, many families have lived here.

But now I am thinking this could be what >>19115099 said too.

Well, I think the best is to bury it again, but this time deeper so the dog won't find it again, no?

>>19116554
tie a red thread around a banana tree to a post on your bed. when it comes don't open your eyes. just make a wish.

>>19116577
W-what?

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>>19116554
>I imagined this could be some kind of witchcraft.

>>19115008
Sell the rings? If they are pure gold you are in for 800$ otherwise just keep em.

>>19116807
This. Take that shit to a Pawn Shop OP. You'll still be a faggot but you might have some money!

Someone made their dog or toddler a ring bearer at their wedding, and ended up losing their rings

>>19116807
Listen to this guy the supernatural doesn't exist

>>19116807
No don't sell them.

Pull a double Costanza. Wear both rings on each hand, pretend you had TWO dead wives, and get double the sympathy pussy.