Ok, so I don't know how to go on about this shit but I've

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Ok, so I don't know how to go on about this shit but I've heard from my roomie that this is the paranormal place to ask this bullshit question, so here goes.

My roommate is a fucking ghost and he can't see to get the hint to move on. Like, I seriously don't know what to do. So yeah, you probably wondering how this shit happened so lemme tell ya.

Roommate slips on a detergent in the kitchen and knocks his head on the counter. He bleeds to dead on the floor and I found him but he has been long dead. Anyway a couple days later after the funeral I hear the PS3 in the living room go on full blast. I go to check and I see my roomie playing GT5 like wtf. I'm like "What, how" and he goes "Dude, like I can't sleep n shit" and I'm like "What the fuck dude, you're dead." and he likes look at me if I'm a mental case.

I thought I was dreaming and went to bed. Next day the guy is like drinking milk. I though ok so I have a ghost roomie, no biggie so I go to classes and try to live like this for a few days. The guy just does his usual routine of eating munchies and playing games and internet. Then his parents keep calling me and I'm like how do I tell them that their son is a fucking ghost. Then the landlord starts giving me shit to find a new roomie and I can't like because roomie ghost is like "nah, dude I don't give a fuck if I'm dead man, like amma live there." and I'm like wtf. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU HAVE TO PAY RENT. But he always goes "I'm dead I can't give you money dude, like I can't even work" and he just says that while he clicks away on reddit like a total idiot. I'm getting sick of it. He always like goes "can't do the dishes bro, amma ghost!" THEN STOP BROWSING REDDIT YOU FUCKING TARD! IF UR READING THIS ON THIS FUCKING BOARD. GET THE FUCK OUT OR PAY RENT YOU STUPID IMBECILE! DO SOME SPOOKY SHIT OR SOMETHING!

FUCK.

Anyway how do I get rid of ghost roomie?