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I suffer from diabetes and I'm fucking sick of it. What

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I suffer from diabetes and I'm fucking sick of it. What spirit can I summon to cure me of this shit? Something quick and easy.
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liraglutide
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>>19110620
Spiritual stuff can do a lot of cool shit for you but curing diseases is not one of them. Especially if you have Type 2 (fatass) diabetes then that's your own fault and no demon or angel can help you.
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Green or black tea.
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>>19110646
C'mon man. There's gotta be some spirit that could cure me.
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>>19110620
better call baal
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>>19110652
Summon zyzz the spirit of gains
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>>19110620
Summon a succubus. Idk how it'll help but why not eh?
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>>19110673
Could a succubus cure STI's??? Asking for a friend...
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>>19110663
More like the spirit of sterioid abuse that kill you !
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>>19110688
Could a bbc spirit cure small dick syndrome ??? Just asking for a friend ofc
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>>19110620
You can summon the god of diabetic people.

Wilford Brimley
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Marbas goetic demon number 5. President of hell. Ability to make or cure any disease.
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>>19110739
I've tried to summon Marbas but the entire ritual was way to complicated for me. That's why I want something quick and easy.
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>>19110620
>Got the perfect spirit right here.
>First put on a spandex jumpsuit, preferably sparkly to please the spirit.
>The put on some energetic 80s pop.
>Then said the words "Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake your booty." three times.
>He will appear and show you how to get rid of your diabetes.
>You fat sack of crap.
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Your own. Get some dicipline.
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>>19110620

> Diet and exercise depending on the type.

In many cases where diabetes is acquired through weight gain, it can be lost with the weight.
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>>19110761
i want to shake you violently because of this post.
you think you can cut corners bruh? do you have any idea of what you're getting into? these demons have already tested your mettle, and found it wanting.
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>>19111115
> these demons have already tested your mettle, and found it wanting.
I have no idea what this statement means
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>>19111111
Saved. Thank you. Praise Kek.
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>>19111111
sextuples of truth
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>>19110620
It is done OP
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>>19111111

I tell you what, that's restoring my faith, right here. You just dropped something I have prayed more people would learn, and here it's got almost all the digits.
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