Anybody know how you can get abducted by aliens? I want to talk

>>19108951
Deep dark night, away from the city and city lights. Ideally alone and in solitude with the absolute and true sense of fear and worry, they will come for you.

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>>19108951
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY WANT TO TALK TO A LOWLY PITIFUL HUMAN LIKE YOURSELF?

IF ANYTHING THEY WILL ABDUCT YOU, DRAIN YOU OF YOUR LIFEFORCE AND DUMP YOUR MEAT HUSK IN SPACE

>>19108951
Don't try, you won't remember shit. The most you would get is stuff that could have been a dream.

aliens have been gone for like 30 years

>>19111988
They are still here, they just have been more secretive, something big is coming up and they don't want to screw it up.

>>19112002
why did they stop abducting people tho.

>>19112013
They have, they won't let you remember if it doesn't play some kind of role.

>>19112019
And even then, the memories are trivial at most. (Could have been a dream.)

>>19108951
Why do you think they would talk to you