>pull down pants to take shit >pull pants up >they're

That's the Latin pants demon, you must put a coins worth of salt into your penis hole else it will torment you for 3 days before dragging you into penishole hell.

>>19092547
wtf it just happened the same thing to me today

>>19092869
collective consciousness

>>19092875

feeling

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>>19092547
Maybe try different positions?

Maybe your pants unlocked eternal life technologies in the past.

what you experienced is called a micro-mandela experience

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>>19092547

>>19093957
6

Every time.

I'm 6ing a loaf into your john and it feels good.

>>19094007
Front to back.

Back to front wipers have stink butt.

People who wipe side to side are sadists.

>>19092555

>>19094028
>6
>not 0
Enjoy having to bathe and take a shit separately you pleb

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>>19092547
>Unzip pants to take a piss
>Dick is on wrong side of body
SPOOPED

>>19092555
FPBP