What are some weird paranormal things that have happened to you recently?
I just took a shit but when I went to wipe the paper was clean and when I looked in the toilet there was nothing there.
>>19090615
Never change, 4chan.
I saw two dogs in my back yard a few days ago, the back yard is fenced 6' all the way around with a locked gate that doesn't have enough room for anything bigger than a cat to squeeze under.
They went out of view and I went to the back door to make sure I knew where they were so I could go back and get a stick - and they were gone. Maybe they had jumped the fence that quick? Maybe. It's a tall fence and these were not small dogs.
If you're serious, that happened to me about 20 years ago, it's not like anyone would ever believe me, but it did happen.
My only other paranormal experience was me sort of prophetize someone's death.
I just had a coughing fit but every day i drink cough syrup
coincidence?
really makes you think
>>19090615
I've encountered what I called a ghost poop, I felt a warm slimey log, i exerted force, had shit on the tp when wiping, but got up and looked in the bowl
>there was nothing in there
sometimes the poop slid down the hole, you dunces.
>>19090615
The massive force of the turd blasting out your ass had enough velocity to send it swimming past the U bend in one shot
i swear someone posted this exact thing a week ago
oh yeah, 4chan. copypasta central
>>19090615
I live alone. I looked in my toilet and saw someone esles shit, with some shitty toilet paper. This is not my shit anons.
This isn't my shit
>>19090615
I got something cool, that's open for discussion,
My room is set up so you walk through the door which is in the corner of the room, to face the end on my bed. My bed is upp against the wall with space on the right hand side(if you were laying on it). Anyway, I'm laying in bed, half asleep on the side. I'm trying to not drift off to sleep when i look up, and i swear on my life as clear as day, i see a mans upper body with clear facial features floating just above the end of my bed. I start to shout "No!" when my mum and dad come running in. I laugh realizing i was probably just seeing shit but it was a scary experience.
Another time, Laying on my opposite side and more awake, so this one was a bit more frightening more me, I swear to god i see a little fucking girl. For a couple of seconds it's like you're staring into something lifeless. Black hair, wearing a white dotted gown. Almost frowning at me. I react with a WTF my body kinda jolts and it goes instantly.
I'm not saying these things are ghosts, but the fact as clear as day these things have happened to me, i know how people in the past can just totally believe in ghosts man.
TL:DR saw people in my room. Basically ghosts but only i know it wasn't lol Didn't proof read this btw
I wanted to shitpost about Anansi in a thread and suddenly a spider climbed over my screen.