..the fairies want me to bring them an offering of wine....

sure but don't offer it as some sacrifice like you would to god give it to them like a gift between friends to show you respect them but do not worship them

>>19090206
yeah that's what I was thinking....not sure if I will.... still waiting on God to tell me

>>19090194
A fairie is a neolithic Irish man/woman that had passed through an initiation ritual involving a death and rebirth within a megalithic burial chamber.

So if they didn't ask for whiskey, they didn't ask at all!

do whatever, but if you don't wanna offend them leave all iron behind.

And for fucks sake don't step in their circle.

>>19090263
Lel I was just going to say, I thought they usually preferred whiskies!?

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>>19090194
Give them the Eucharist with the wine in a silver cup. FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT

>>19090194
To be on the safe side, when you go to give them the wine dedicate it to God infront of them. If they react well, then they at least have some fear of God.
If they react badly, have nothing else to do with them, as that would mean they are unclean spirts.
Just say something like"Let us give thanks to our Creator and drink gladly."

Always test a spirit. Its very dangerous to blindly trust even the most gentle of spirits.

>>19090348
>>19090365
BUMP
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Offer them the wine as a gift, if you get something in return do not say thank you. Say something to express gratitude, but do not say thank you. Try not to have iron on your person. Some people say fairies can't lie, but personally I don't believe that.

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>>19090194
>...but I am a Christian... should I do it, or would this be considered a sin against God?

Real Christians are pagans. The Jewish "god" wants you to bring him an offering of mass murder, rape, and genocide. Make your choice - wine and flowers for the fairies or stoning blasphemers to death for Yahweh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDe9msExUK8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPHtnA6OKo

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>>19090194
>..the fairies want me to bring them an offering of wine....
Then give them some wine. Jut because you're Christian doesn't mean you have to be rude. They have every right to get wasted.

>>19090194
Jumpin Jesus on a Pogostick. You're not drinking the wine. And who knows what these fairies want with it. And here you are trying to figure out if it's against Biblical regulation Part 5 Paragraph A or not.

Stay away from anything having to do with fairies or wine. You're just not ready to handle such things.

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>>19090194
>...but I am a Christian... should I do it, or would this be considered a sin against God?

Jesus wants you to be pagan - not a Jewish rebel. The Jews and the early Church leaders decided to turn Jesus into a weapon to try to push their terror agenda on the rest of the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-62EYQHcWFA

>>19090263
I will have some of what you're smoking

Step into the Fae ring and you will dance with them all day. But you can't eat a morsel of food within their kingdom.

When and if you escape, step foot into a church and you'll turn to dust.

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>>19090194
>a sin against God?

>>19090194
Pedo alert!

Do what they want. Have you read Artemisia Fowlis? They don't fuck around.

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>>19090915
The kids book by the name of Artemis fowl?
>Geez /x/, get your shit together

Give them consecrated wine and them preach the word of Christ :)

>>19090671
>>19090812
Autism

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>>19091114
>Autism

Whatever you say. I know who I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPHtnA6OKo

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>>19090208
Maybe he just did?

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>>19091129
>>19090812
>>19090671
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheImperialCult/

Jokes on us op is a ignorant bartender at a gay nighclub

>>19090194
Technically it's a sin against God to even believe they exist so it's too late now. Might as well go through with it I guess.

>>19090194
wow man, no fairies, no magic, no FUN. Shoulda picked a nicer religion.

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>>19091549
>https://www.reddit.com/r/TheImperialCult/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UNYoLZ4dko

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>>19091921
>Technically it's a sin against God to even believe they exist so it's too late now. Might as well go through with it I guess.

Nonsense - Jesus clearly says Moses is a liar which is now proven and nowhere says worship of pagan gods is wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmZiGfLVs8w

>>19093116
>Jesus clearly says Moses is a liar
[Citation needed]
Dude. He straight up says the Jews REJECTED Moses.