So I found some interesting paranormal stuff about my name. Can

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Please do!
Would you?
This is new!

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>>19086658
Okay. It's a lot. And I mean a LOT. I will never get through it all in my lifetime unless I live forever, It's best to consider most of this evidence cumulatively. Here's one. May 26 is my birthdate.

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Here's another one. This is the Vishnuvarupa (Godman as the Universe) and Yggdrassil (The Tree of Life)
My name is Calvin. When you put these letters in a certain order, as shown with the Turkish N, which is a backwards C it makes a symbol that makes what looks like a cartoon tree.

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Here's another coincidence. Coincidence translates in greek as "with supreme authority. That means "with God's permission.

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Here's another

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These pictures are not all complete. I am building them progressively, mimicking evolution in a shamanistic way

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Here's another

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Here's another. If you haven't read the Al Jilwad, you should

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Basically it's all proof that I am the supreme deity for all religions.

THink of it this way, if you will, God wouldn't let a guy have all this proof unless he was unable to stop it or he wanted a guy to pretend that he was God or he wanted an avatar and he wanted everyone to be sure that it was him

Maybe God wants to prove to you that you need to off yourself, ya know? To save the rest of us.

>>19086767
Why wouldn't he just off me or not let me have existed?

>>19086777
Who, trips 777 FTW
Haha, CalVIN

so everybody named calvin that was born on may 26 is god too, then.

better hunt down and kill the other may 26 calvins, OP, you don't want them horning in on your godly powers and shit. also can you hit my mom's ex husband with lightning or something? I'm getting sick of watching my dumbass brother suck up to him in the vain hopes of being in the will. it's pathetic and just needs to end. kthx, amen etc.

>>19086803
I actually have cast lightning, no lie. And as far as I am aware I am the only Calvin

>>19086812
The only Calvin birthed on MAy 26, that is

>>19086812
>>19086816
bullshit, you didn't even check, did you?

>>19086823
I Googled Calvin Edward Farage,and no results come up that aren't me. Unfortunately I do not have access to the resources required for a full check

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>>19086831
>>19086831
>Unfortunately I do not have access to the resources required for a full check
>I'm god but I'm not able to find out how many people have the same name
you're rubbish, get off my /x/

>>19086855
I do not have this power, it is just not possible in this Universe. And really, why then has God not killed me?

>>19086855
Remember how you couldn't cast that spell and have it reliably work? This stuff does not work. I just don't have that power yet

>>19086755
OP is a delusional lunatic.

>>19086863
.... Because he doesn't exist, fuckstick. Now go see a fucking psychiatrist you nutjob.

>>19086879
>Remember how you couldn't cast that spell and have it reliably work?
???

>>19086863
Because you are not special, just like we are not special.

You just think you are wheras we do not.

You can make these vague connections with any name.

If you were God don't you think you would have lost your virginity by now?

>>19086617
You look like a school shooter.

>>19086667
Anon, you can't just spell god in English with Hebrew letters and apply gemayria to it. Also, there is no accurate system of English Gematria extant that has been published... but anyway, "god" in Hebrew would not be spelt gimel-ayin-Daleth. Even if it were, Ayin=16. Samekh=15, but that represents the letter S. this is just me getting started on the pic you posted. Not sure if it's relevant to OP or not. And this is all based on Ordinal Gematric values. If we consider standard gemayria. Not even close.

>>19086740
Look, it's " I don't understand the Yazidis," the post!

>>19087252

Huh, I put it into a gametria calculator. Maybe it's not. I have no idea. I'll study it
>>19087261
Not everyone knows of the Yazidis

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
Fuck what everyone says, no such thing as a coincidence

>>19087455
Yeah but the Hebrew name for god is not just spelled with their version of the letters G-o-d. That's not how languages work. Try a gematria calculator called ACHAD. You still have to know the English version of the Hebrew spelling to use it but I think they have a guide.

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>>19087490
Okay. THis one may put me in a maybe bad spot, but it's the truth, so I don't care.

>>19087529
there are three 6 letter names

You are god. I believe it. If you can make my life better with your godly powers please do (not joking). what made you curious to research your name like this?

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>>19087503
>ACHAD
They used this chart for the calculation, so I'm kinda correct. Maybe I'm the English God of the United States/English langauge speaking world. That would be really cool

>>19087563
A messenger actually told me a few times, but prior to this time I didn't believe in God because of the separation geopoliticaly, like Vishnu here, Ra there. And I found that I relate to all of these deities in some way.

Thank you so much for believing me. I joked with some guy posting as Satan that we have to get these weird names so people know that we're us. Terrible, but something beautiful came out of it

>>19087567
I like OTO and their Hebrew calculator is accurate, but their English attributions are not correct. Assigning 1-26 consecutively is just them being lazy. Crowley was supposed to discover the proper attributions but never did for some reason. Or if he did he never published them.

>>19087567
It is 26. I checked.
>>19087563
I'll try and help you.

>>19087578
THat's another cool thing. It's 26 letters of the alphabet, holy shit

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well at least you tried OP

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There's also the vesica pices thing

>>19086716
There's also the "made in the image of God" with the golden sections. It's really quite amazing, I'm glad I could share it with you.

>>19087581
>it is 26
And I'm telling you, under any qabalistic standards, that is a lazy and inaccurate way to attribute the letters.

>>19087574
Haha yeah OP I wasn't sure if this was a troll or not because of your Twitter name and who your following. But like I said, please make my life better. Thanks.

>>19087611
Yeah lol, I'm litterally just doing this like a teenager, how do you know my twitter name? I was following for follwbacks

>>19087607
PS I wish I knew the true attributions. That will likely be one of my tasks as I learn more mysteries of qabalah.

>>19087567
>Maybe I'm the English God of the United States/English langauge speaking world.
Or maybe you're just an egotistic faggot, too idiotic to understand anything about these concepts.
Or maybe you're just trolling. I certainly hope it's this last one.

>>19086803

Meh, for all the piety people have these days - he's just as likely to be a god as anyone else. I mean, billions of people take a genocidal talking burning bush seriously.

>>19088714
That was funny

>>19086617
who are you and why are you spamming your pictures on multiple boards

>>19086777
I've got a coincidence for you
I was in a thread like 20 minutes age where someone rolled 777

>>19086958

I second that

>>19090917
I only posted on this board. I'm Calvin (:

>>19091164
Was it a different board?