God:
>humanity is entirely disposable (scripture bears this out)
>"free" "gift" is to worship him for saving you from his own wrath
>out of touch sociopath
Lucifer:
>Treats us as individuals.Knows what makes us tick
>Even if he just wants to drag us down with him at least that is a relatable motivation
>doesn't coerce worship
>is also a victim of God (Dat solidarity)\
>just wants to end this despotic regime
>only as evil as the tyrant has made necessary of him
I wonder who the bigger asshole in this situation is.
>>19079878
>God created the universe
>God, being all knowing and powerful, defines what good and evil are
HURR DURR I KNOW BETTER THAN GOD ABOUT WHAT THE HUMAN RACE NEEDS AND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE GOOD
>>19079888
For all you know some idiot kid made the universe on his phone.
>>19079878
can you see how god and luckier are just stand ins for obeying the system and doing your own shit
is nothing but a trick for the establishment to convince everyone that following the rules is spiritually good
>>19079888
good defined goods and evil to us, then behaves in all the ways he himself defined as evil
big dick does not get a free pass just because he started things
>>19079907
following the rules (not sandkike ones) IS spiritually good
>>19079878
God hate thread?
God is like a guy who gives you a nice sweet lollipop.
You (licks lollipop): That's nice and sweet, God, thanks.
God: Just a warning, the lollipop is full of broken glass. Eat it carefully.
You: Uh, okay.
God: Oh, and you have to eat it the right way.
You: What's the right way?
God: I'm not telling you, but I've told some mentally ill people all the details.
You: Er, which mentally ill people should I listen to? There's lots of them.
God: I'm not telling you. Oh, and if you don't eat the lollipop in exactly the right way, I'll torture you for the whole of eternity.
You: Torture me?
God: Yes, imagine a slow, painful, brutal, horrifying death, but when you die you're immediately revived and the whole process is repeated forever, without end.
You: Could I just give you the lollipop back?
God: No, you're still fucked. Now, eat your lollipop.
>>19079949
Jokes on God, we are already in Hell dying over and over just to be reincarnated forever and ever.
>>19079878
burn in hell
>>19080959
You aint seen nothing yet boy
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>>19080975
I'll most certainly see you there actually
>>19079890
>stat boosted Jewish people
>created a guy just to redeem everyone else
>puts some perfect creation in to test every npc
>>19081301
And we failed by killing Hitler :)
>>19079878
You forget one important part in that story.
The part where he wanted to destroy us because Dad loved us more.
>>19079878
>>19079888
> HURR DURR I KNOW BETTER THAN GOD ABOUT WHAT THE HUMAN RACE NEEDS AND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE GOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFW7IfBEGNg
>>19081435
I'm not clicking that idiot. How do you feel now?
>>19079878
>Lucifer is condescending overachieving older brother who is loved by God a shit ton since they are the apex of perfection compared to most of the angels
>God makes a younger sibling in their own image and says "Look! They look a lot like me don't they Lucy?"
>Lucifer gets triggered and tries to rebel because of how dare God make someone "better" than Lucy
>Rebels and gets punished for being a teen shithead
Anon, are you retarded? Absolute Order isn't the definition of Absolute Good.
>>19081367
Get lost Muzzy