I can not stop laughing. This is gold. https://www.yahoo.co

Really?

They don't want to touch the sun you idiot

They want to put what amounts to a space barometer in orbit around the sun for a while to collect data

You suck at making threads

"Nasa's new mission is slated to launch in the summer of 2018. The probe will fly past Venus seven times over the course of almost seven years as it gradually settles into its orbit around the Sun. Although the spacecraft will be protected with a 4.5in-thick carbon composite shield, it will face temperatures as high as nearly 2,500F (1,377C)."

>2025
>data retrieved about 20 years after that

Fucking LOL. This whole thing. How the fuck anyone can believe this shit is astounding.

>>19079409
Shill detected.
/x/ Is full of them so every four posts, you know.

>>19079411
No one said it was astound they're just hoping it brings new insight to stars you blockhead

>>19079415
Fuck off nigger, I just actually read more than one click bait article on the subject

>>19079411
20 years just to have it accidentally burn up whilst orbiting the sun

>>19079419
>doesn't understand physics

Why am I not surprised

>>19079400
First of all this shit is hilarious and NASA is just finding new ways to steal Tax money.

>>19079416
>insight to stars
>goes to the sun
>too bright to see anything
>no one cares what stars are made of
>can go all the way to pluto
>forget to check out billions of stars along the way

You can not make this shit up. This is a great day. I am fucking rolling.

>>19079419
>implying radiation won't fuck with it
Shit doesn't just burn up unless it's actually entering atmosphere you fuck

>>19079411
I don't think we've ever actually directly sampled the sun's outer atmosphere.
This should give us new insights into how weather works on the sun, which will improve our ability to forecast.

>>19079425
>bright

Stop there because you assumed the instruments in question records in beta tape and fax it back to Earth

>>19079429
This is the most ridiculous thing ever typed by man.

Stop repeating what they say and think for yourself.

Also FUCKING LOL.

>>19079425
>pluto
>stars on the way

Now I know you're trolling

>>19079435
>think4urself

That's why people = shit in the first place

I know what you mean but there's no reason not to, at least you haven't given one, all you've done is criticized the methods in which they're going to attempt it

>>19079436
>go to Pluto
>no stars on the way
>can see them from earth
>can not find any on the way to nearby planet

THIS THREAD. LOL.

>>19079400
I'm surprised it took you this long to find out NASA is a complete and utter joke. Actually anyone who pays attention to this agency is the joke.

>>19079443
>those stars
>close enough for relevant data in OUR OWN SYSTEM

OBTUSE
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>>19079416
What's knowing the temperature of the sun gonna help with exactly? They already estimate so much. What does it matter if its marginally more or less.
>>19079422
I don't understand what I don't understand. You just said they're gonna orbit the sun. What if the suns hotter than they think at the shit breaks. What about all that electromagnetic interference
>>19079417
Then please enlighten us of the importance
>>19079436
>Believing in the government model
I suppose you believe the earth is egg shaped
>>19079428
When I put paper to a flame it burns up. Flame doesn't even have atmosphere dum dum

>>19079450
Barometers don't measure temp an it was a metaphor

Also the Sun has a point in the gravitational pull where you can exit the entry, thereby being the atmosphere or area in which you would have that "burst into flames" effect

this thread just proved that stars are not huge and far away

they are small semi - transparent dots that float all around. against solid black they appear bright but when anything gets behind them they are nearly invisible, which is why lazy science assumes the bigger object is in front

more NASA lies

>>19079450
The importance is being able to possibly get warnings for sun flares

Hell maybe they're just trying to figure out the distance of when the fucking thing will break because it got too close

>>19079435
This is literally the same argument used by flat earth and anti-vax cucks. Get bent, mate.

I'm not saying it is a good use of money but I'm curious enough about space to fucking live to 2025 even if it is just dumb shit, not like it's going to kill me to know until then, I'll forget about the thing eight hours they launch the fucker

>>19079446
It didn't. The first laser test 3 years ago clearly showed me that God created the earth, which they really fucking want to hide.

>>19079402
Is anyone else seeing this shit repeatedly? Get your salad fingers ass beans away from me

THEIR NARRATIVES KEEP GETTING EVER MORE ABSURD AND RIDICULOUS.

>>19079456
But the earth and all the planets in the solar system are within the suns gravitational pull. Why havnt we all burst into flames yet? Regardless pass mercury and I doubt those metals the satellites built with will make it
>>19079464
Stop defending NASA you know damn well you don't know why they're doing this and neither do they. They're just doing it cause they've got nothing better to do and need more funding for their hookers and booze.

>>19079481
Yeah, just ignore it all you're doing is giving him fuel, he wouldn't have a reason to post if it weren't for the (You)s

>>19079411
What's the part we're not supposed to believe?

>>19079400

So are they finally going to tell people the sun's function?

Or just keep this nuclear reaction maymay going?

They get more desperate with each passing month.

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Nasa is amazying
Nasa is a maz ing
A maze in g
A z in g

>>19079492
You can assume it all you want but your fatass isn't going to stop it with a Noveske and I'm not going to stop it with an N-PAP, so it'll happen nigger, I'm not defending NASA, but I'm more interested in getting off this planet or at least knowing more about the area the humans aren't around so fuck you

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>>19079415
>Someone corrected me, he's a fucking shill!

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>>19079539
If your really interested in all those things then tell NASA to stop wasting their time sending wall-e to sift sand on a barren wasteland and get that zero point gravity shit up to scratch. Measuring the sun with what knowledge we already have is like dipping your balls in boiling out water. You know the outcome.

I cannot say that i'm surprised that the lowest iq board would make this thread. All you had to do is give them the benefit of the doubt because it's fucking Nasa and actually read a non clickbait article to understand whar this is about, but you had to smugly proclaim how 'stupid' Nasa is like the living incarnation of irony and idiocy that you are.

>>19079584
>you know the outcome

If you have the data that NASA wants to collect, maybe you should forward it too them.

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>>19079541

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

Don't expect Nasa to mention how Pepe relates to the solar system.... it's a conspiracy shill!

>nasa
Into the trash.

>>19079732
I have a feeling a virgin neckbeard drew this image.

>>19079402
Gtfo out bean boy

>>19079767
more like a well paid professional artist
welcome to Japan

>>19079889
The artist who drew it was an artist of middling talent who, if they get paid, it's probably in peanuts.

Whoever added the dialogue is probably a virgin neckbeard.

>>19079400
>what do we do with all this money Trump gave us? Space isn't even real and we can't just fake another moon landing, people caught on to that last time
>I know, let's just say we're going to monitor the sun, then let it conveniently "burn up" just after receiving data that fits some gay climate change agenda

NASA is so stupid

>>19079925
>burns up
>not admitted til 2035

I'ma waitin.

>>19079912

>whoever added the dialogue is probably a virgin neckbeard

yea thats what i meant lol

>>19079435
Checking out the sun is cool. That's reason enough for anyone with a healthy sense of curiosity.

I don't care what excuse they come up with to get Congress to fork over the money.

>>19079925
>Space isn't even real
What the fuck am I reading?

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>>19079409
Whatever they do it will be just as fake and bullshit as every other thing NASA has pretended to do.

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>>19079402

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itt: everyone who is against nasa is psyop
everyone for nasa is shill
the cia is attempting to shut themselves down
case closed

>>19080321
that pic is gay and that anime is gay too, weeb

>>19079400

I can't wait to buy a summer home on the sun

>>19079400

>on the wax wings of a draem
>in the name of God my Father I'll fly
>like Eagle
>to the Son
>Wings turn to ash, 2 ash is the grave
>Father Betrayed!
>y art thou forsaketh me pops?
DONT BE ICARUS

>>19079684
I have. And they me to fuck off and stop being a party pooper. They need funding and fake interest

>>19079480
Exactamundo cunt

>>19079400
Newsflash asshole, the sun is made of lava and you can't land on it. My dad works at nintendo and he told me the radiation would disintegrate any piece of technology thousands of miles before it even reaches the sun.

>implying space exist

LOL

>>19079400
This will be about as effective as that submarine with the screen door on it, I'm sure.
>your tax dollars at work

>>19079480
??? explain this pls

>this many people don't believe nasa does what they say they do
why?

All these morons getting mad about the cost of NASA missions meanwhile they only make up ~0.5% of the nations budget

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>>19079419
Believe it or not NASA knows how hot it will be and how to protect it.
>>19079425
>>can go all the way to pluto
>>forget to check out billions of stars along the way
wew lad
>>19079429
I don't think you quite understand how weather works.
>>19079450
>>Believing in the government model
You mean the scientific model
Every single astronomy organization confirm these things.
Most of them aren't government run.
>Flame doesn't even have atmosphere dum dum
>not knowing how fire works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKaVdTBmBvg
>>19079462
This thread doesn't "prove" anything.
What even makes you think that.
>>19079492
>They're just doing it cause they've got nothing better to do and need more funding for their hookers and booze.
Is this actually how you think government agencies work?
>>19079732
you need to stop posting

>>19079402

Godspeed, greenbean-poster. Only you can save /x/

This is honestly one of the most retarded threads I've ever witnessed. I don't know who's trolling who anymore...

>>19079481

yes for like 2 days now in every thread i read

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>>19079400

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>>19082235
>Believe it or not NASA knows how hot it will be and how to protect it.
Blindly believing in the establishment. Atleast you won't have to be sent off to the reeducation camps in the coming decades

>Most of them aren't government run.
That's what they'd like you to think. (((They))) have their fingers in everything.

>>not knowing how fire works
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKaVdTBmBvg
Thanks for proving that oxygen does in fact exist in space. Your so brainwashed you can't even see the truth whilst your posting it.

>>They're just doing it cause they've got nothing better to do and need more funding for their hookers and booze
>Is this actually how you think government agencies work?
Pic related. If only you knew

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>>19079400
I bet it feels hot.

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>>19079443
This guy is going places..

The Sun is fake
The moon is a mass hallucination
It is the work of the evil illuminati super-jews.

>>19084271
That's what THEY want you to think.

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All they need to do is make sure this mission takes place at night.

>>19084271
The Infinite Tsukuyomi!!!