Hello fellow Seekers, We come to you to extend your reach a

Say I'm interested in learning some magic. Could I go to you guys for that?

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What are you looking for?

Anything really

>>19074461
Well, usually I would be more than happy to oblige but we are looking for someone farther along than beginners for this group. However, you can always find me wandering around /x/ or the various discord servers and I would be more than happy to help.

>>19074463
Looking for some skilled magical practitioners who want to be part of a team.

>>19074489
So how would you suggest I get started?

>>19074498
Well really depends. What are you interested in?

>>19074489
so assuming newbies like me are a no go?

>>19074507
Pretty much anything. If you want specifics, I'd need some stuff to choose from.

>>19074509
Unfortunately no. You don't need to have a 1,000 years experience but we are looking for people who are more practiced. Again though, if you ever want help feel free to reach out to me personally.

>>19074527
Well there is a lot to choose from and all schools sort of branch off in other directions depending on interest. We'll go from what I'm more knowledgeable in though so I can give you a good answer.

Are you more interested in divination, ceremonial magic, herbal-ism, root work, or astral stuff?

>>19074547
Ceremonial sounds neat. What's that all about?

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Sent to [email protected]

Now we wait

>>19074559
Well that one is super broad and expansive. It's basically preforming more structured rituals to achieve your goal. So things like Enochian, Keys of Solomon, Grimoire work, and so on and so forth are categorized as that. Also crowley stuff.

It has more theatrics than some other methods but I've gotten good results from it personally.

>>19074579
How did you get a picture of me when I wake up in the morning?

>>19074584
It sounds interesting. How would I get started?

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Interviews and vetting is a two-way street, puddin. Tell us why we should even bother with a group of random chucklefucks that are either so inexperienced or desperate that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel and asking people to join their super secret club of circlejerking, further enslaving yourselves to The Illusion through the subtleties of ego that comes from group reinforcement. What are you offering that makes you worth our time and effort (no vague bullshit either, cite unique resources that can't be found through less asinine means)? Tell me what you can offer to a 7=4 that doesn't involve babysitting 4chan shitposters.

>>19074597
There's lots of books out on the subject but I think the best one for people who are completely new to the subject would get the most out of the book 'Modern Magic' by Donald Kraig. It's basically a lesson plan with detailed instructions and explanations on how to do this stuff.

>>19074606
I am indeed a chucklefuck but I do like to think I'm at least an experienced one. Feel free to shoot an email and we'll be more than happy to talk to you more about ourselves.

>>19074606
If you are someone who doesn't want a community to talk about the occult and all inbetween, then its obviously not a thing for you.
People are different.

>>19074489
Do you know any magic pertaining to sex?

>>19074728
I have a book about it (that's totally not porn I promise) that I've read but it's not really anything I'm personally interested in.

>>19074728
The aspects of power, control and energy shifting during sex are elements of interest and areas that have been delved into.

>>19074741
Name please?
>>19074748
Thats nice, but how do I learn about it?

>>19074753
Learning by doing. Do you have a partner you can practice on?

>>19074753
>inb4 this becomes a donald kraig fan thread

Modern Sex Magic by Donald Kraig. I liked it because he made the effort to also get the opinion and experiences of both men and women when writing the book. It's different on both sides.

so meme team extreme didn't work out heh ?

>>19074759
You can also do it solo but it's not as good

>>19074759
That's kinda why I was asking. You know, get a little help with the ladies.
>>19074767
Thanks

>>19074771
It did work out in a way. We're looking to begin again though, like you do. Will you honor us with an equally great name?

>>19074771
If something failed, it would not be attempted again. It was a fun and extremely helpful learning experience that brought so much. Its the very reason we are doing it again.

>>19074803
Mhm, we set out in that group to change our lives for the better and the majority of us did. Most of us are still super close and talk frequently. So I would call that a success. Along the way we did learn more about what works and what doesn't so we're going to try that out this time.

>>19074789
Well in the quality of official /x/ loremaster I shall christen you: Magical Mystery Tour 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>19074803
>>19074815
You two know eachother or something?

>>19074826
Praise be to you mysterious naming anon. I only hope that we can live up to that funky fresh name.

>@gmail.com

get a email account that isn't farming your behavior and you'll get responses from people who aren't idiots

>>19074830
everyone here knows each other we've been here for years

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>>19074851
>mfw I'm a newfag

>>19074867
you'll be sick of all these cunts in no time, promise

>>19074783
You might want a couple of years of experience in the lovemaking business before trying magic'king it.

>>19074879
Yeah that is actually recommended but going solo for sex magic is also a thing.

sent, lets see where this goes

>>19074830
Maybe, it's a small internet world.

What are your back grounds

>>19075488
Well I do more stereotypical magic stuff like ceremonial, left hand path bs, hoodoo, and divination. My partner does more AP and dream magic.

>CovenOfSeven
>looking for five more
/x/ is enough for me.

>>19075903
Naw just 5, but it's all good buddy. We just want a small group. Some people like big groups. That's cool.

you have neglected to state your actual goal. i will run through the possibilities as i see them.

>you're a couple of dipshit neophytes who aren't even 30 year old virgins.

go read some books like the rest of us.

>"muh learning and growth" is the actual goal

haha. learning while untethered will burn your eye. growth that is unbound will become cancer.

>you have a hidden, positive goal.

i hope you have carefully considered your apotropaic measures. make sure that none among you have reason to accept gifts of silver. understand that a hidden goal attract only those who can hide.

>you have a hidden, negative goal.

as above

the wheel does turn

the seed is sown

so below

you are crushed like lice

feel the bite of the scythe

anyway thats why i think covens are dumb.

signed,

-dipshit rhinoceros neophyte.

>>19076795
That's okay, this isn't for everyone.

>>19074381
>dedicated magic group

What tradition?

>>19078152
We're actually looking for people from various different magical paths. We are not one set tradition.

Most people that you'll find here will be actually more interested on learning that anything because we only have knowledge of smartasses with nothing to offer.

Most people also don't even know how or where to begin.

You guys know about the true source of your power, I presume? How do you prevent yourselves from casting dispel?

>>19074381
ok so like is this a exploitation cult where the inner circle get to have their way with new recruits or is this a suicide cult ?

im not to picky but i warn you my foot odor may be a turn off and i dont like grape coolaid

I am secretly a chaos magick practitioner who leads worship at a church and has witnessed demonic possessions and has joined prayer for deliverance. I am homestly a newbie at magick but eager to learn more and be enlightened. I can share with you my experiences and wisdom

>>19074381
I'm a Dutch psychonaut and shaman but I have no formal study under my belt. I just fuck around with chaos magic and nature worship. I can command animals unless they're particularly strong-willed

Id be pretty useless to you guys honestly save for arranging trips to Amsterdam so we can all get fucked up

>>19078376
>>19078390
Hey, if you're interested just shoot us an email. Also, who wouldn't want to go to Amsterdam and get fucked up with a Dutch psychonaut?

>>19078307
Welp, in all honesty I'm not charismatic enough to run a sex cult and I'm terrible at planning events like bbqs so I'm sure I would be an awful suicide cult leader as well.

But enough air freshener can make any strong odor bearable so if you were just worried about that then that's not an issue.

the real question is can girls join

>>19078419
Of course!

>>19078208
Is this a WoW joke are are you seriously asking?

>>19078208
Without a satisfying answer to this question, I can't take you seriously. I'm looking for people to explore reality with, not people who protect themselves from it.

>>19078541
Fair enough, and you have my curiosity. But in order to fairly answer that for my partner and I, I need to know if we're talking about the same things.

How do you define 'exploring reality' and what do you mean by 'people who protect themselves from reality'?

>>19078558
To be frank I'm talking about love. Love for our differences, to be more exact. I've explored so many different systems of framing reality by now that I know there is no 'correct' perspective. Yet I still want to explore further, looking for people and new perspectives that I can love. There is no need to do that. I could just be satisfied with what I know and start impersonating god, but that would be protecting myself from reality.

I hope this makes the difference clear.

>>19078699
Time to be honest. This was just a tease. If I'm going to be part of a group, I need people who can confidently catch me in the act. Sorry.

Do I get a free hat?

>>19074579
kek. nice knowin ya, anon.

>>19079589
No worries, I didn't respond because I was at work all day. You're interesting, I'll give you that. Hopefully I'll see you around.

>>19074381
Go roleplay somewhere else faggot.

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You people are fucking embarrassing

>>19076795
>will burn your eye
I think this happened to me

how do I fix it?

>>19074381
Me, doing magic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNKuARjkWEg

>>19080863
Hm, really? More than green bean guy?

IM going to apply. I'm new to some topics but have been a pro at other subjects.

>>19081257
Sweet! Shoot me an email and i'll give you the first round of questions.

>>19074867

You're not the only one, I'm new too. Reading all this like.. what am I looking at lol? must lurk moar.

>>19078412
>Welp, in all honesty I'm not charismatic enough to run a sex cult and I'm terrible at planning events like bbqs so I'm sure I would be an awful suicide cult leader as well.
This kinda sold me, Kings. I want to shoot you an email now. Do you accept girls in your magical club?

>>19081446
Absolutely. I look forward to your email.

>>19081436
And that's okay! There's plenty of good resources people post on this website all the time.

>>19081628

You seem really nice. I feel less nervous about contacting you lol!

>>19081704
Thank you! That actually means a lot to me.

bump for interest .
Kings you seem like a nice guy but who is this partner of yours?

>>19082230
They're also active on /x/ but has told me they would prefer to remain anonymous during this thread.

They're a little more mysterious than I am but I'm also not the type of person to associate with mean people. So I hope you trust me when I say how wonderful and smart they are.

bumping for ya

>>19074381
>fellow seekers.

Fringe much?

Am I losing it, or did like, 45 million new trip fags just appear on /x/?

>>19084058
Eh it had a ring to it, and it's accurate to what we're trying to do here. We're not as edgy as those guys though.

>>19074839

You don't even know how to scramble the machines!?

Bra...

>>19074867

It doesn't take Grand Master magic to know this place has a higher level of communication than anywhere else on earth.

>>19078307

Find a nigga realer than me...