Hey /x/ Looking to have some kind of paranormal experience

Do a shitton of acid and read about paranormal encounters over and over again.

Go on Reddit to the three kings subreddit. It's a collection of ritual "recipes". Do one.

>>19067372
You might experience something after killing yourself

Get drunk, go outside in the dark, furthest away from light, tell no one, bring no one with you. Lay on your back looking up, be quiet, observe and wait.

>>19067909
masturbation optional.

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Follow a will o wisp into the woods.

>>19067372
Watch these videos and tell us how you feel. Lots of people in a fb group said they couldn't make it through the entire minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpy8LGVWQ-k&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1uhjBDBiP4&feature=youtu.be

>>19067939
Well I watched both all the way.
>tell us how you feel
Idk I ate beans yesterday so I've been farting and burping since then all the time, man I love beans but they mess up my stomach

Draw a pentagram on the floor, light some candles, take some LSD and summon a demon.

>>19067933
Oh god, I'm in that screencap!!!