He claims to have killed several people via death magick before.

I wished Princess Diana would die, because it kind of rhymed and I thought it would be funny. 5 minutes later, she died and it was on TV.

>>19057761
Maybe, maybe not. Hell when I was a teenager I did "destruction rituals" from the Satanic bible against three people. Two of them are now dead, and it wasn't old age.

Anyway I don't care for him because he acts like a pleb. For instance, his pentagram rites, last I checked, he was only using the earth pentagram because
>muh simplification

>>19057766
Are you the Queen?

>>19057775
No, but it's totally my fault. I'm a bad person.

>>19057766
Something similar happened to a friend when she was in freshman year. She was really into Death Note, so she bought one to write random people's names in. She was also a fan of Michael Jackson, but for some reason she wrote his name down. His death was reported two days later.
She's convinced somehow she psychically killed him.

>>19057780
Don't be too hard on yourself. She was a bitch anyway.

>>19057761
Then he's a piece of shit.

>>19057761

Nah he didn't.

He has caused people to die though.

But that was through implanting thoughts.

>>19057821
And you know this how?

>>19057842
Because he killed me and now I'm a ghost.

>>19057761
judging by that fauxhawk, he's likely a giant faggot

>>19057845
Credible source right there.

>>19057761
I dont know about that but ive met like 2 guys ever who

1. Had a gotee
2. Wasn't an asshole

Guys out there with gotees are usually pieces of shit.

>>19057761
thats a good haircut

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>>19057761
Is it this guy, because someone warned Anons about him.

>>19058477
This isn't mine. But someone was pretty heated if this is the same dude.

>>19058477
Is that EA Koetting? That's who this thread os about.

I find it hard to trust anything he says. There's just something very disingenuous about it all.

I don't think he's even the honest kind of charlatan who believes the bullshit he says.

Stole some techniques from the Tempel ov Blood before being kicked out (especially those concerning demonic evocation and possession). This is why some of what he says is legit despite the cringe inducing presentation.

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>Be me, occultist extraordinaire
>Through years of study finally unlock the powers of death magick
>Give myself body and mind over to my chosen demonic entity
>Choose a target, my next door neighbour who beats his wife
>Meditate for months to gather my dark energy
>Visualise the death of my target
>The night of reckoning finally approaches, evocations complete and lunar cycles match my ki
>Break in next door and stab my neighbour to death
>Come home and cook a leg of ham in offering to the dark forces that carried out my infernal duties
>Bask in my power as master of the occult

>>19057860
This. I dont even know who the fuck that is but he just looks like a massive faggot. I've done it before though so I know that shit is real.

>>19057842

I can see into people.

>>19057761
I think he actually believes it.

I also think he's delusional.

There is a definite chance that he's telling the truth, but just as equal that he's deluded as some have mentioned. He'd have to be one badass mofo to have climbed that ladder to kill in that way. And guessing he isn't. Could be, but allowing himself to be seen suggests otherwise.

HIS JOB IS CARPET CLEANING.

not the owner, not a manager, an actual carpet cleaner. google it.

would a 'LIVING GOD' have that job?

>>19059651
Ummm such a job would help engender the hatred necessary, I'm guessing.

Hey pssst kid, want some godhood?

>>19059651

Unbeliever! you have never seen a god go out of his appartment to buy bread?

>>19058444
check´em

>>19057860
maybe he thinks he can channel all that douche energy into magic

>>19057791
She was the only royal close to being a decent human being

>>19058944
fucking lol

>>19059651
>would a 'LIVING GOD' have that job?
The God of carpet, would...

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>>19057783
Was that her way of trying to claim the reward?

>>19060185
>with his steam-cleaner the Great Lord of Carpet cleans all
>his steam pierces dirt, grime, stains, and mildew

Just another
>let me say that i've done shit but never prove it
>yes eat my words up like the cattle deformed of mind that you are
>look at how cool and dark i am omg black magickkk my nigger

Exactly what it smells like.