>Aliens didn't create all world religions by accident.

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>>19049012

>>19049012
it was either aliens or some evil super demon from another dimension

or some really smart dudes

>>19049012
solid proof right there

>>19049012
How much for a blowjob?

>>19049012
WE WAZ SPACE N' SHIT

>>19049014
Or Xenu

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>>19049015
Hows this?

>>19049012
I'm pretty sure they did it intentionally.

>>19049012
>he thinks aliens exists
>he doesn't know thast they asre demons
no sweetie, you still have so much to learn.

>>19049013
I swear if that guy was onto something he should demand the public line up and kiss his feet.

>>19049019
>if you draw an alien you'll see an alien

Gr8 argument m8

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We are already a multi planetary species. The Masters keep us divided so we stay productive and they can remain gods.

>>19049019
>Okay so if you fold the bill like this...
>...and then color this area in
>...and then apply this photoshop filter
>etc

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>>19049019

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>>19049012
>i just watched a documentary on sitchen and now I know everything
good for you

>there is absolutely no way this could be a hoax
really bill nye's my sciences

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>EXPLAIN THIS

>>19049028
Okay, but you must admit Sitchen is the only credible scholar in the field.

>>19049012
There are no other intelligent creatures that live in our physical realm but there is still intelligence in our solar system. The Jovians live in the emergent system of what we perceive as the weather of Jupiter and so far they are unaware of anything outside it except in theory.

>>19049012
Ayys are just a standin for god.

>>19049030


(((pure coincidence)))

>>19049030
Fucking moron, they obviously drew swamp gas from venus

>>19049030
One represents the Moon and the other represents the Sun, I think.

Ezekiels Wheels are a heavily debated subject.

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>>19049031
I can't read cuneiform so I can't verify, but I've heard he's a load of shit.

BUT, the official oxford translations are still strange. Who the fuck describes a ship setting sail as sounding like 'the moo of a good cow'?

>When Enki embarks, the year will be full of abundance. The ship departs of its own accord, with tow rope held (?) by itself. As he leaves the temple of Eridug, the river gurgles (?) to its lord: its sound is a calf's mooing, the mooing of a good cow.

>>19049012
read the books of enoch
theres a reason the kikes surpressed them

>>19049014
My money is on the elite.

It's a perfect way to control people and make an identity for your people. Plus it keeps them busy and usually in line. It also creates taboo for non believers.

>>19049036
Ezekials wheels, and the often forgot breasplate of righteousness(judgement?) built with the ark of the covenant.

It really does seem like some kind of technology.

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>>19049030
>>19049034
>>19049035
>>19049040
>https://youtu.be/_pLz93g-ux8?t=5770

>>19049021
This is correct. Aliens are just masquerading demons. They promote a materialistic worldview, and promise power to the elites,

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>>19049030

I'm Catholic and completely believe these were the circumstances

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>>19049012
Crop circles tell stories

>>19049032
>The Jovians
>Google it
>From vidya game

What the fuck has this world come to.
Go back to fucking reddit.

>>19049044

oi vei antisemite

>>19049012
That is not a spaceship. That's a shiva linga. It's literally a dick in pussy statue

>>19049012
DON'T LET SHILLS SLIDE THIS THREAD

HIS NAME WAS SETH SUMARIAN. HE DIED FOR US. #JUSTICEFORSUMARIANS

>>19049045
Jovian is the name for inhabitants of Jupiter and has a much older etymology, I did not get it from a video game and I'm 100% sure I have been here longer than you.
>googled it
The gist of your post that you were dying to share with the world is that a foreigner knows your language better than you and that you are unable to spot simple patterns or even use google properly. Nuke yourselves before your diseased culture spreads more please.

>>19049049
Googled is a word.

>>19049050
Jovian is a word, a slightly educated English speaker should not have to google it. Anyone reasonable wouldn't then start running his mouth about something he just googled and clearly doesn't understand at all.

>>19049051
I've literally never heard of Jovian until now, but whatever you say Ulfric.

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>>19049036
THIS GUY ! FUCKING LISTEN PEOPLE

>>19049049
>I'm 100% sure I have been here longer than you.

Cringe

>>19049021
>He thinks demons exist.
>He doesn't know that they're aliens that desert people misidentified.

>>19049045
The Jovians did nothing wrong, filthy transhumans get out! Reeeeeeeee!

>>19050167
There was nothing cringe-worthy about it. I was convinced, as a matter of fact.

>>19049049
Jokes on you our filthy brainwashed whore bunny pop star just got sympathy points of the year. Fuck yeah that little latex slut get stuffed by some bombs.

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>>19049028
We were like Gods at the dawning of the World...
May we strike this Universe down with infinite might.

>>19050167
You really are from reddit. I thought it was a meme

>>19049030
It's just how Byzantine iconography depicted Sun (left) and the Moon (right). I forgot the details, but I think it might've been adapted from previous pagan cosmology, and ultimately that is where the depictions of moon and the sun with smiley faces today come from.

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>Tradition places seraphim in the highest rank in the Christian angelic hierarchy and in the fifth rank of ten in the Jewish angelic hierarchy. A seminal passage in the Book of Isaiah (Isaiah 6:1-8) used the term to describe six-winged beings that fly around the Throne of God crying "holy, holy, holy". This throne scene, with its triple invocation of holiness (666) (a formula that came to be known as the Trisagion), profoundly influenced subsequent theology, literature and art. Its influence is frequently seen in works depicting angels, heaven and apotheosis.

>Seraphim appear in the 2nd-century BC Book of Enoch where they are mentioned, in conjunction with cherubim, as the heavenly creatures standing nearest to the throne of God. They are also called the Ikisat (Ethiopic: አክይስት—"serpents", "dragons"; an alternate term for Hell) which, along with the cherubim and Paradise, are under the rule of Gabriel. In the Second Book of Enoch, two classes of celestial beings are equated with the seraphim and cherubim, known as the phoenixes and the chalkydri (from Gr. χαλkύδραι, compd. of χαλkός "brass", "copper" + ύδρα "hydra", "water-serpent"—lit. "brazen hydras", "copper serpents"). Both are described as "flying elements of the sun" that reside in either the 4th or 6th heaven, who have twelve wings and burst into song at sunrise. Serpent of Eden | Dragon of Revelations

>The ophanim or ofanim (Heb. "wheels" אוֹפַנִּים ’ōphannīm; singular: אוֹפָן ’ōphān), also called galgalim (galgallim, גַּלְגַּלִּים - "spheres", "wheels", "whirlwinds"), refer to the wheels seen in Ezekiel's vision of the chariot (Hebrew merkabah) in Ezekiel 1:15-21. One of the Dead Sea scrolls (4Q405) construes them as angels; late sections of the Book of Enoch (61:10, 71:7) portray them as a class of celestial beings who (along with the Cherubim and Seraphim) never sleep, but guard the throne of God.

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>>19049030
That is swamp gas

>>19049023
>>19049026
what are the chances of that shit happening after doing that to the dollar fucking explain that

>>19049031
>Sitchen
>credible

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Please be bait

>>19049042

Fuck off christ fag

>>19049012
Ayyy lmaos? Humans accessing eternal life technology accidentally and purposefully created religions.

>>19049030
humans had the technology and kept it hidden. checkmate.

>>19049012
>implying aliens exist
>implying UFOs are spaceships and not giant demonic entities in the sky

Pleb

>>19049045
Lurk more

>>19049047

That was my first impression too.

>>19049079

He's right though. Whether you've heard of it or not. Jove is another name for the Roman god Jupiter.

>>19049047
hey thanks for making stuff clear,