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How do I summon a succubus? Im doing NoPorn and need a literal

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How do I summon a succubus? Im doing NoPorn and need a literal semen demon to quell my libido.
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I as well need to know
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swag
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if saving up sexual energy is what you want to do, fucking do that.
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>>19041426

Okay here's what you do:

>Pick up a phone
>Call your local "Escort Service" (really inconspicuous, I know)
>Inquire about getting a succubus
>Succubus shows up at your front door
>???

Unfortunately they don't take souls as payment these days so you'll have to use cash BUT they'll still probably take a little part of your soul anyway.
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>>19041442
Moreso putting a stop to bad habits.

>>19041457
0/10, but thanks for the free bump.
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>>19041426
No you don't. Meditate.
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>>19041582
Don't tell me how to live my life, nigga.
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Oh this one is easy. Take a NAP (New Avatar Power) chant and replace words where applicable with other words such as 'the Dark Side of Venus' and names with names such as 'Lilith'. You should be able to figure it out if you are anywhere near the level to do your astral slut in.
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you should summon an incubus because op is a fag
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>>19041866
lel maaate so edgy
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>>19041426
you need to be of value. why does every tom dick and harry think they deserve demon pussy. if your at least not scum you probably would get a visit sooner or later while you sleep
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