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Something was made apparent to me over the weekend. Humans are getting fatter by consuming more calories, and the assumption was the control and demobilization to us by the Illuminati, but I'm afraid it's far worse. The sea level is dropping, not because the water is disappearing, but because we are slowly floating away! Now it might seem like a good thing for us to float away, but if we float away, the countries will float into the sky and it will let the underground reptilians out! If they come in contact with the sunlight as they will when they float away their flesh will boil and they will disintegrate! They know this will happen, so they are making us all fat to hold the ceiling down. We need to lose weight so they can float into the sunlight and die!
Discuss;
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youre crazy and stupid
nothing to discuss
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Practicing your role-playing? keep at it anon, you almost had us there.
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>>19024856
well
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>>19024856
But the sea level is rising, not falling...
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>>19024865
Do you know what a "joke" is?
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This made me cringe
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>>19024911
The reptilians own the media, education system, shit they own your son and that's EXACTLY what they want you to believe! Have you noticed the non predictable weather changes lately? The ;and floating away has caused friction in the air causing high winds and non predictable storm spikes. You need t wake up, and the best thing you can do is close yourself in and create a weighted weatherproof haven while we figure out how to handle the problem at hand.
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>>19024856
>and the assumption was the control and demobilization to us by the Illuminati
Herp. Why else do you think you can get a triple double bacon chili cheeseburger for .99 cents, but a chicken salad for $4.99?
But, of course the average fatass would spout
"HURRRR I NO CARE!!! AS LONG AS IT TASTE GOOD!!!111"
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>>19024959
yes and also a reminder that a mcrib is pig anus.
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>>19024925
Only solution for this:
1. Lock yourself in.
2. Start crying.
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But what is in the sky that they don't want?
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>>19024856
I do drug too anon
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>>19024856
>. Humans are getting fatter by consuming more calories
STOP THE PRESSES.
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>>19024856
>they are making us all fat to hold the ceiling down
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