Ding-dong, you bastards, I am a clown from the future. State

Purpose where? On /x/? In life?

>>19014162
My purpose is to create a powerful technology company that helps people in their lives. And to create a religion.

My purpose is to work on technology and software

>>19014162
How is the stock market doing? Is clown nose inflation getting worse?

>>19014162
i came to cum

reveal to me my future, time-clown

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>>19014162
My Purpose is to eradicate future clowns.
It's really not as gruesome as it sounds.
I simply travel back in time and and scare children while dressed as a clown.
Many of us do this.
Some children are either unaffected by these tactics, others we flat out miss.
Future Clowns seek to undo this stigma.
That's where the CK unit comes into play.
I'm not involved in hunting down the Future clowns.
but I know it involves unregulated torture and interrogation followed by summary execution.
A future clown blatantly revealing himself on the old internet is either really brave or really stupid.
Even proving himself by the "Ding-dong you bastards" catch phrase from the 2057 General Mills cereal substitute which I cannot name due to time flow regulations.
So if you're not dead already Clown, I would start running...fast.

>>19014214
Fuck You.

>>19014227
I already did that. Fuck You.

>>19014229
You're a human being, idiot, you clicked the captcha to post this, like me. Fuck you.

>>19014244
Go buy a flower. Fuck YOU especially.

That

>>19014370
Fuck YOU! FUCK YOU!
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FUCK YOU!

>>19014385
FUCK (You)
Fuck (you) (me) (fuck) (love)
Quit that.
You quit it.
AUIT IT
AUIT
WAIT
HELP
AYUDA
HELP
HELP
XIT
CROSS IT
EXIT
X
X
X
X

ANyway, if you get what I'm trying to say, drink a god damned glass of Coke or I'll kick your ass through the fucking water.

Bye! Honk honk

>>19014335
dhoot hoot

None of you will ever catch me on page ten

:)

>>19014445
Found you on page 10
>>19013014
:)

>>19014469
I don't know how to select that option, but I guess you got me. Adiós.

>>19014162
I'm here to enjoy myself

I want some entertainment and also wish to share what little I know concerning a couple subjects.

Thanks in advance.

>>19014162
Share that I believe humans accessed eternal life technologies thousands of years earlier than now.

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Teach me your ways, Jester Of Fucks

>>19014162
I just want to help people, man. If I'm fortunate enough; somebody I help is gonna' have a solution to most of the terrible shit we're facing.
What's your purpose, friendly roleplayer?

>>19014162
My purpose is to [spoiler]find a qtpi gf[/spoiler]

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>>19014162
My purpose in life is to win the powerball jackpot

>>19014162
my purpose is to fuck around and try and have a good time for the short time that im here