Greentext your past life >be hustling ginger >best friend

>>19011377
>seduce and rob as many men as possible
OP is a confirmed klepto faggot

>be teenage virgin circa ancient rome
>get apprenticeship with mediocre astronomer
>old and senile, Im more of a caretaker
>start my own studies on rocks n shit
>never leave the study
>even send other losers to get my samples
>twin whore sister hates this
>always coming in and wrecking my shit trying to get me inside
>furious with her 24/7
>start to hate her
>become more secluded
>earthquakes becoming frequent
>the mountain is a fucking volcano
>whatthefuck.jpg
>sister died probably looking for me
>I suffocated on fumes hating my sister
>centuries later still feel fucking guilty

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How do you guys figure this out?

>>19011515
this

A sevral year period of regressions, recognizing memories, and meeting a couple familiar souls that filled in some blank spaces

can't you just not see them anymore?

>be me
>be 13 year old girl
>waiting at bus stop to meet my "mark"
>notice 3 black guys eye balling me
>a car pulls up
>guy inside yells, "get in!"
>get in car
>"you have no idea what those guys were going to do to you. I can read minds."
>pull out gun
>"that's why I carry this!"
>promise to make it up to guy in his next life for saving me.
>get out of car.
>hear guy's thoughts make fun of me in a little skirt.
>pull out gun and shoot him as he drives off.
>car crashes into 3 black guys
>go back home to God
>tell him about my soulmate I just met
>agree to meet him in next life.
>we both switch genders and meet.
>wait till later in life and meet again.
>soulmate hates me and says im hideous
>my heart is broken

>>19011539
Is this a joke or roleplaying or schizophrenia?

Youre in paranormal what exactly did you expect to find

>>19011561
It's all real.

We made plans to meet when we were kids and God was there to guide us. God told us things that would happen in the future and told us we would hear each other when the time came to meet again. I heard her voice and we made plans to meet at a drive-in theater. I got there and saw her. She said I was hideous and didn't want to be with me anymore.

Well, she turned on me, manipulated me, and made me have a mental breakdown.

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>be me
>14 year old girl
>going through emo phase
>cuts "faggot" into my wrist
>posts it on instagram
>people call me a faggot
>tell them i know what my wrist says
>good job