Im christian and i might be starting to date a girl into

>>18991015
shes a lesbian. all wicca chicks are lesbos. she probably wants a kid so she can leech off of you with child support

>>18991015
How Christian are you? How Wiccan is she?

>>18991015
How much do you really care about religion?

>>18991015
>any thoughts?
About what? Who cares if she's Wicca and you believe in an imaginary friend?

>>18991023
I read my bible and i live everyday thanking God. I say grace and i live by his words. Im not sure how wiccan she is but she has casted spells and curse before and said how she summoned a demon on accident

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>>18991015

Will she melt if water touches her?

>>18991033
You sound perfect for each other.

You're both fucking retarded.

>>18991038
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>>18991028
A ton>>18991032
You right

>>18991015
Combine the two and create a new path.

Both are shit religions, however, you can get some nice practices and craft out of both.
Spells building is useful, but so is meditation.
The idea of a creator shouldn't go unconsidered. Your current deity can still be a yours to have. El is good at a keeping hostile entities away from you when your in your astral body.
Wicca has the feminist bullshit and christianity has the creationist bs.

>>18991070
I love you

>>18991033
>summoned a demon on accident

Sounds like she is a larping roastie. Dump her and get with a nice christian girl and have lots of babies.

>>18991070
You're pretty much describing Catholicism.

>>18991104
eww

>>18991113
Do you not like virgin vagina, faggot?

>>18991015
Both of you are autistic

>>18991038
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>>18991033
Either she's not very good at being a Wiccan or you deliberately misinterpreted what she said she did. Either is likely I guess.

>>18991044
It doesn't sound like you take your religion THAT seriously. You're likely exaggerating your commitment to your religion to yourself and us to make your relationship more convincingly taboo in your mind.

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>>18991015
Christian: Eats bullshit.
Wiccan: Eats cowshit, while telling you how much better it is than bullshit because it comes from the mother goddess.

>>18991033
The only thing better than wanton Wicca sex, is guilty Christian sex. Bring on the "Shame Curtain"..

>>18991217
Yeah, because Christians NEVER act superior about their religion.

Buy a machete to chop through that earth mama bush

>>18991234

your point is immaterial. both of the exemplars are eating shit.

please don't allow this kind of confusion to propagate.

>>18991576
It also might need saging to drive out any lost spirits.

>>18991038
Thread should have ended here.

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>>18991015
>Christian
>comes to /×/ for advice.

Does Christianity really has nothing to offer

or

Do you just don't get why to have a religion at all?

Abandon your religion

Abandon your religion too if you decide to dump her

It will be perfect anon.

You will be a hypocrite that gets to have anal with a witch and you will not give a fuck about your religion save for touching the balls of others with your alleged belief, just like all christians.
Meanwhile she gets to have tea with her feminist friends while discussing the latest issue of the Llewelyn witches almagnac.

>>18991015
Eh don't let it stop you, God probably wants people with different beliefs to get on anyway.

I wont tell you what you should or should not do, but I can give you a few scriptures. Some of them are from the old testament, and as such are a bit more drastic, calling for the death of those who practice magic. So if you're one of those new age Christians that throws out these things in their entirety instead of adhering to the principle of the old laws then there are a few New Testament examples at the end.

Here, the bible express in pretty clear language gods feelings on the matter. (Deuteronomy 18:10-12, Micah 5:12)

King Manasseh indulging in such practices, and gods opinion on that. (2 Chronicles 33:1,2,6)

Another command regarding the use of enchantments and, "Observing times" (Which in most translations comes out to, looking for omens, or fortunetelling) (Leviticus 19:26)

Harsh, (Exodus 22:18)

And for the new testament:

The apostle Paul includes witchcraft in a list of some rather severe acts, concluding that such ones will not, "Inherit the kingdom of God" (Galatians 5:19-21)

Saul's encounter with a practitioner of magic,
(Acts 13:6-11)

Here is an example of such a person giving up their practice in order to follow the apostles, so those who practice are not irredeemable. (Acts 8:9-13)

I know book burning has an unsavory connotation these days, but this scripture shows that those those who chose to follow the teachings of Jesus went so far as to burn their books of "Curious arts", at no small expense to themselves. (The words Curious arts, in most translations that are not the King James, translates to magical arts.) (Acts 19:18,19)

All the way up to Revelations the bibles stance on such things is pretty clear, (Revelations 21:8)

I hope a bit of scriptural perspective helps.

I hope you like buying your wedding cake at Hot Topic.

>>18991033
The only way she could have possibly done that would have been by fucking up some kinda evocation in the first place. You don't just light a candle the wrong way and BOOM a demon shows up

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>>18991015
PLS GOD NO JUST NO PLS NO WAAAAAAAAAAIT. but seriously, i dated a witch once on the side and ended up ghosting her lol when i kissed her she hug the living fuck out of me, like a fucking anaconda death grip. i knew something was up when she said guys who mess with her pay the price emotionally. saying she has "her ways". u know damn well i ran for my fucking life. we did some sexual shit in my car nd then she started ball as i sucked on her beautiful perky breasts. after that night i cut off all contact because i had a gut feeling about the road that lyed ahead. sure enough, my car suffered an 2500$ damage accident, three flat tires by nails, broken into nd got my camera stolen, locked myself out twice, shattered windshield and a shattered clutch. all in a course of 1 month ppl. 1 fucking month of car damaged debt , i fucking suffered. not to mention my gf dumped, pretty much my whole world tumbled around me. she did give me more attention than my main gf at the time , that was one good thing.

>>18993303

You sound retarded.

>>18993309
>magic doesn't exist

Followed by 1000 hundred visits to the hospital after touching the wrong balls by mere coincidental accidents, amirite? :^)

>>18993316

Not saying anything about magic. I'm just talking about the way you write.

>>18993303

jesus christ this fucking paragraph. are you an 11 year old or do you just play one on /x/?

>>18993309
fuck u too

>>18993324
im on my cellphone so fuck u , i spat that paragraph out first run no edit.

>>18993323

But you can't tell how I write, I'm a different person than him.

>>18993329

Right, no edits. Phone posting. Sure thing kid.

>>18993333

Then I still wasn't saying anything about magic, I was just talking about how that guy writes.

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>>18991033
Chekt,
Also be a man and convert her to the one true Church.

>>18991015
In all seriousness. Wicca girls are emotionally draining and abusive. This is common in women in general but seeing as you are an "outsider" she will attempt to assume dominance in the relationship. This will not become evident at first because of your good nature as a Christian (I assume). As all women are they become vengeful if they are scorn (and you will find a way, trust me) and will use her "magic" to fuck with you.
I'm unsure on magic as a whole and firmly believe that Wicca is full of shit but I wouldn't piss off someone with a gun just because I don't believe it's loaded, ya feel me?
f you're not a slob and have a stable job you can find a nice christian girl. If availability is your concern try Korean churches. They're always looking for a decent man to take wed their daughters to.

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>>18993335
Right, no editing because you posted via your cellphone. Sure thing. ***

>>18993341

you shouldn't end a statement with a loose apposition. learn your grammar

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>>18991015
having philosophical differences means a relationship will never be as close as it could be but it doesn't mean it's going to be a horror show

so you can enjoy it now while things are fun and let it fall apart eventually because it probably will. not a catastrophe or anything since you will both know why you dont feel connected and maybe even part as friends

or you can just bow out now, friendzone her, and avoid the whole thing. you give up some fun with her for the chance to find someone more compatible sooner.

>>18993329

that's no reason not to feel shame for how you write. there are a lot of fucking 13 year olds who wouldn't even write like that on the first try, and if you're even a day older than that you should really start focusing on how you present yourself if you want to have any sort of success in life at all

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>>18993357
aww look at this faggot on 4chan trying to give life advice.

>>18993356
>having philosophical differences means a relationship will never be as close as it could be but it doesn't mean it's going to be a horror show

Some people are capable of connecting with people who don't mirror and parrot every one of their views. Some people even enjoy talking with someone who isn't just a thought clone of themselves.

>>18993362

Will you shut the fuck up already, you're a junior high kid and you write like one. Go read a book and quit derailing, there's enough underage like you on /x/ already.

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>>18993364
Some would even say that's a sign of maturity!

>>18993325
>>18993329
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>>18993373

quit hijacking my thread please Im looking for legit advice not baby slapfights

>>18993376
>legit advice

Here
>>18992775

Because true christians stone witches

>>18993376
>>18993370

oh look, OP's grammar is garbage. where tf r u grammar faggot. im using txting acronyms, u mad fagot

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>>18993370

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>>18993355

>59 replies / 27 posters

jesus christ the samefag is unreal in this thread

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>>18991038

she will grow out of it, or become a wiccan feminist

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>>18991015
>any thoughts?

Never stick your dick in crazy, son.

Can't get any Christian pussy huh? Maybe you're not as Christian as you think you are if you are giving into worldly lust

>>18991015
Well, I highly doubt you being christiian if you are concidering "dating" a wicca. You clearly are lost . Lords words and commands for his own is very clear when it comes to sorcery and such beliefs. You are risking your own soul and salvation, if you ever had part of it.

>>18991015
I'm catholic and my gf is Wiccan. She told me about Calea Zacatechichi and DMT. I've seen "aliens" in my sleep. She's changed the way I think and what not. If you're happy with her than, it's all that matters.

>>18993435
Can confirm, dated a Wicca practicer who thought she could slow time.

>>18991038
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OP is a fucking retard

Don't laugh at her when she starts showing you spells and stuff and like burning candles and stuff because then she won't let you sleep with her.

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>>18993537
looks like her spell is working. lmao.

>>18991033
Sounds like you both have some growing up to do.

>>18991015

Pour some holy water in her drinks without telling her. See if she complains about her spells not working anymore

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>>18991033
>I read my bible and i live everyday thanking God.
That sounds a bit obsessive compulsive m8.

>>18993449
Oh. I was thinking something completely different. Maybe OP should find a nice chaste Christian girl and engage in sinful forbidden carnal knowledge together. It's the taboo that makes it better.

>>18993528
Dating "a wicca"?

Well then you are safe and she is playing pretend, there is only one god and his name is jesus christ. If there are other beings (and they're isn't) they are of no consequence under the shadow the endless will and wisdom of god.

>>18991015
Just remember.. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition

>>18996153
depends on how much she stuck to the words of the great Mother and Father. Purity of soul and intention are measured in the "magickal" realm.

Hexers and death curse types might have adverse reactions, some may even detect it in their drink and become enraged at once. specifically with blessed implements, medallions and crosses. The reason they are affected is because they accept demonic control over their lives instead of simply flowing with life and trying to softly change things in their favour.forcing change is a no-no under cosmic laws. Angels are positive soldiers that banish evil and if you are doing evil, you are evil incarnate, to be judged. Esus is an implement btw, but it's the thought that counts.

A Christian and a wiccan. Two very different types of crazy. I think you were made for each other <3

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>>18996521

Do you really have to ask

>>18991104
this

2 questions.
1 - What the fuck is a Christian doing on /x/? Get out before you get possessed my poor lost sheep!
2 - What the fuck is a Christian doing with a Wiccan girl in the first place? Call upon your Lord to smite her down like the devil-worshipping dog she is!

Seriously though, Wicca is bollocks, either get on some real occultism or shove it where the sun don't shine.

>>18991015
Maybe God's using you to set the girl on a different path

>>18991015
You're both idiots

>>18991015
I'm not reading this thread and it's probably been said, but according to the bible, you're not supposed to marry someone who is "differently yoked" than you. It's common sense in that it will definitely bring about conflict at some point.

that being said, my wife and I were married when she was a christian and I was not. I am a christian now (and no she didn't preach to me) so it worked out.
Just don't get married thinking that she will change her beliefs to suit yours, same as don't get married to someone who you think you can change to what you want them to be.

If you're a Christian who's really into it, then please just find another Christian. If you get her pregnant you two will be a miserable couple. You'll never be happy with her lack of interest, and she'll grow to resent your subtle, but relentless, attempts to convert her. I have an aunt and uncle who secretly hate each other, and managed to raise three fucked up kids, because my Aunt did not follow this kind of advice.

>>19000468
Then again, Wiccan's are insufferable people too, so maybe I should encourage you to pursue her so that two loathsome people will be taken off the market before they have a chance to ruin the lives of better people.

This website is 18+ OP

>>18991015

Her religion is slightly less retarded than yours, since it at least has a basis in agrarianism and the changing of seasons.

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>>18991015
You obviously are not Christian.
You are being tested by Satan's temptress and looking for excuses to be with her.
Run away
Pretty simple really
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>>18991038
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