lets meme a new creepypasta into the collective consciousness

A monster that climbs up the side of your house, opens your window, sneaks up to your bed, caaaarefully removes your blanket, and starts sucking your cock like a fucking vacuum cleaner.

I've thinking for a while and I could see , clowns are such a potentially non-used surprising model to creepy shit

We could have someone set up a fuck ton of weird symbols throughout a forest area, or park overnight? Like the blair witch symbols in the trees but obviously not that.

even if this only becomes some urban legend in one small town, that would be pretty neat

come on seriously? nobody wants to scare the shit out of normies? man /x/ is fucking lame these days

>>18991009
Sorry bro I'm not good a scary person.

Bump for potential

>>18990976
Who would suck a vacuum cleaner

>>18990978
That brings to mind...

Clowns were a big native american thing fyi.

If any of those sightings were true I would put them in native American folk lore. They mostly happened in usa right? (Im asking the thread)

I have read that clowns were as important to the natives as religious leaders, in a few cases.

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>>18991142
nice

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i'll give it a bump

>>18990976
that doesnt sound spooky, it sounds hot