/r9kpol/ visit, how do I get a spiritual Phoebe Buffay gf? I

Stop dreaming of fictional girls - get out in the real life, meet some real people.. And vuptido do, nice spiritual girls could show up!

>>18983482
Fuck off Stacy

The only females here are fat tumblr wiccans

>>18983495
Stacy?

>>18983466
D U B S
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Kek has spoken kys

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>>18983466
It's random posts like these that make me appreciate autism .

I want a Lady Mary Crawley spiritual gf.

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>>18983466
Was Phoebe the beginning of the magical girl genre?

Find a girl that is a hippie who smokes a lot of weed. Check out Yoga things, drum circles or any hippie event.

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>>18983466
all you have to do is open your heart and manifest one duh!

>>18983466

>/r9kpol/
>I assume most here are females.

No girl like that (very liberal character) would ever want /pol/ trash for a partner, sorry.

Maybe once you are mature enough to realize there are certain topics discussed by small minds and certain topics discussed by open minds.

Pro tip though - 97.9% of the shit on r9k and pol is for small minds.

>>18983466
Stop being a brain dead /pol/cuck and go outside for a half hour.

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My wife is crazy about Friends and as a result I have become much much more familiar with the show than I ever was back when it was originally on (I was an adult then she was a little kid).

Joey and Phoebe were my defacto least favorite characters when the show was on and normalfag central because they were "the dumb ones"

Since I've become so much more familiar with the show, however Phoebe has become perhaps my favorite character because while every other character is sort of based on some real type of person that actually exists in the world Phoebe is completely fantastic - in a literal sense.

There are not actual people in the world anything like Phoebe. The life she's lived, the things she does even the basic combination of personal qualities that character possesses are absolutely impossible.

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>>18987619
I beg to differ. My father was a semi famous blues musician with a crak habit. Because of him, I lived under bridges in Poughkeepsie NY and became a petty criminal. After that, I got an acting job and stayed at that for five years. Eventually I wound up getting married to a girl I met at that acting job and now I have a son. She's now in Boston with my son. While she's been gone I became a sushi chef in a year.

These things happen. Maybe people just don't like to talk about how impossible their lives really are for fear of being looked at wrong.

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>>18986916
You have good taste