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I gave a homeless man $2 and a banana. He said. "the world is real. it is called mossai. some people have followers. There are not a lot of people who are leaders in the world." I asked him, "so is that uh, M-O-S-S-A-I? He nodded and said "I am going to start with this banana and left. It's a Japanese word that I decided to reverse translate in Japanese. I accidentally pasted twice. I live in San Francisco so this is clearly a reference to the world famous Mosconee Convention Center off of Chestnut Ave. Is this some kind of Highlander Doppelganger trickery?
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>>18983381
you sound just as mentally unsound as him. congrats idiot
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>>18983411
All of my keks
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>>18983381
Sounds like you got your moneys worth.
I think you should meditate on it. Also don't give homeless people money, only food. There's nothing more funny than offering them food and getting cussed out, then laughing as you walk away.
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>>18983740
I usually call them a tweaker and give them nothing you get the same response
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>>18983740
It's so annoying when they won't just be honest about what they want.
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>>18983381
Lol that's not how Japanese works.
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>>18983819
I saw a few times homeless people with signs saying something like:"need change for vodka" and actually gave one of them a bit. The honesty was refreshing.
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>>18983381
homeless people stories thread?
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i think you just got burned by a homeless dude
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