If I think I am being possessed by a spirit or anything

Have you tried asking it nicely to please stop, and making it clear that you do not wish to be posessed?

>>18963936
I didnt but I doubt it will listen. It seems intent on ruining my life

Copious amounts of antipsychotics and/or mood stabilisers.

Ass gaping hard, so it can escape from there

>>18963960
Have you seen it? If you do establish dominance by furiously beating off while keeping eye contact even during your finish.

>>18963967

And when 10 years have passed and we have made no progress, we seek the anon who said mental illness and skin him alive, yes?

Well, lets start with a checklist.
There are 30 dead people for everyone who are alive, or something like that, so if it's a ghost we might need to cater to some few billion possibilities.
Other kinds of spirits also maintain their own little caveats.
What is the problem, how is the problem manifesting, what info can you give us?
Otherwise, Cover your bed in salt and find something holy wrought in cold iron to hug and go to sleep.
if that doesn't work, or aggravates the entity, try a priest, or some other anon can make suggestions.
However, this becomes less guesswork the more info we get.
Unless its a meme, in which case you are fucked son.

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>>18963924
play a card game

Check with the catholic church. Specifically check with their exorcism department. They'll either determine you aren't being possessed and point you to where you can get help otherwise, or they find you're possessed and you get to be one of the somewhat rare cases of exorcism depending on your area.