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>>18960459
ya i did. it was like BAM and she's like "you ain't getting away" and I'm like oh yeah BAM i hit her with a pipe i tore off a wall and she's like OH YEAH and BOOOM fireballs and then it's like fire everywhere and i'm like "ok NOW im MAD" and i run at her and she's like hahah good luck and im like i don't need luck i have THIS and it's the pipe and I'm like aarrgggh and she's like spinning and i hit her WHACK and hse's like noooo, anyway, yeah i did
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>>18960478
thanks for these amazing posts, you guys sure aren't total cancer newfaggots
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>>18960478
An epic battle anon. Truly you have done a service for the forces of good. I will bless you with a spell of good fortue
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>>18960459
You're on a shitposting marathon today.
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>>18960488
>stop making fun of me REEEEEEEE
That will definately get him to stop anon.
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>>18960488
I have summoned an incubus to deal with you anon. He is very interested in your bum hole
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>>18960459
They usually beat me and don't stop beating me. I either remain nonviolent throuought the harming, or I become so angry I fight.
Respect them early. Plan so they live eternal life. Even if one time they didn't stop beating you...they will not constantly beat you some other time or all the other times.
Also try to be celibate. They know if you are trying to make your life better whether or not their life is considered.
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>>18960533
Your advice is duly noted kind sir. Have a spell of good fortune
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Just press X X, square and triangle
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>>18960533
>try to be celibate
Easy for you fatso.
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>>18960459
Yeah dude I squared up but she just succ and no one can beat the sicc
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>>18960488
This image is very ironic in your post's context since tumblr cunts like you infested this place with their twilight tier role playing/ fan fiction
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>>18960459
how do i summon a succubus?
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>>18960459
Anon, first tip, never let your opponent define the ground where you are gonna fight.
Second, you need to leave your sexual desires behind, the moment you do this correctly, you will see her/his face lose all glitter and glamour.
Remember, succunus and incubbus are astral constructions, they respond, act, do stuff etc, but dont have a soul.
You probably created , didnt you ?
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I smacked her in her whore mouth and she called the cops on me but they believed me when I denied it because she has a criminal history and I'm a city councilman.
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