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/x/ I come to you with a message from God. First a little background on myself. I was an atheist from most of my life, 6 to 28 years old, I'm 31 the end of this year. I've had a bit of a rocky life, raped and molested at age 6 and the reason why I abandoned God. Started using drugs hard at age 11. Incarcerated from 14- 18 and homeless off and on from 18 to 25. I should also point out that i have an 8th grade education and an IQ above 140. When i was 28 I decided I would start a religion for profit, after all hope sells. Well I was sitting in my room one night thinking of ways to start my skeem when I came up with a theory I have on mars. Mars is roughly 1/3 smaller than earth and is made of the of the same material and formed around the same time. Mars being 1/3 smaller than earth it's molten iron core cooled 1/3 faster, rendering the planet uninhabitable. I then theorized that the former inhabitants of mars were able to travel space to earth, bringing with them the value of gold and silver. These 2 elements are vital to intergalactic space travel as they would be needed in massive amounts to produce the massive electrical systems needed to travel the stars. It was at this point my life changed, sitting there in my room trying to come up with a religion to scam people out of money, God came to me. Not in a vision or with a voice but a simple tap on my head followed by what I can only discrib as waves through my whole body, or like if buckets of water had been dumped on me. I just knew, God is real, Jesus Christ was the physical manifestation of God on earth. There was something else that came with this knowledge as well, the true meaning of the Holy Trinity, and foresight to the things that are to come. The synagogues of Satan will be formed soon, it'll be formed when the Vatican, the state of Israel, and the Saudi kingdom will come together to form what they will call the Church of God. After the synagogues of Satan is formed the antichrist will reveal himself.
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Seems legit.
Read a Bible. Educate yourself. Be prepared. Be ready. Jesus comes like a thief in the night. If the guard knew when the thief was coming he would watch, but he does not.
Be among the virgins with oil in their lamps. Those who stay ready. Do not be among those without oil, who are shutout of heaven while looking for oil.
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What do you mean "reveal itself"? Like literally "I'm satan"?
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>>18941681
Amen.
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>>18941687
Read Revilations. The antichrist will suffer a fatal head wound, but will not die, and the people will marvel at these thing he survived.
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>>18941696
Many fake profits will rise and claim to be Jesus. Ask them if they believe that Jesus is son of God, this test will prove them.
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This is a good place to post the time I saw an angle.
>step outside
>compelled to look up
>shining glorious light in the shape of a man with wings
>it says "you're sourrounded by shit"
>dissapates
Later I have many strange dreams. One dream I enter an office, get sent to the "managers" office. Powerful man sitting there, judging me. He reminds me and brings me to the time I thought "God's gay" in my bathroom. I repent, I feel guilty. He tells me that even he thinks that sometimes, as long as you don't believe it, don't say it, and repent it's forgiven. Tells me I am here because I keep God on my mind. Folder accidentally flips open on his desk. It's the archangle himself. Judging me. He drops me off back in my house.
God bless.
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>>18941668
Now to the Holy Trinity. As I'm sure you know, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, but what do they really mean? It's very simple
>The Father
Judaism
>The Son
Christianity
>The Holy Spirit
Islam
The Father brought the knowledge needed to travel space. The Son lead us to the ability to be technology advanced enough to build the ships, i.e. western civilization. The Holy Spirit will bring peace and order to those left behind on a this plant, dieing peacefully knowing mankind will continue.
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>>18941719
I really shouldn't just blindly believe this. It seems legit but you know God will open my mind if I need to know.
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>>18941724
>Gods will =/ man's will
You have the free will to choose for yourself. God will plot your course, it's up to you to follow.
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>>18941668
Watch a porn Anon. Your balls talk dusty
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>>18941710
>the time I saw an angle.
I gigled like a 14 year old girl.
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>>18941747
Sad I disrespected them. Glad I made my brother happy.
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>>18941668
Oh I do hope not.
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>>18941668
>/x/ I come to you with a bunch of lies from the demiurge
No, I've had my fill.
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>>18941668
>realises precious metals potential use for space travel
>assumes it must have come from space
Brother... Think incredibly hard about how silly that is. What you came up with is called a hypothesis. And a terrible one at that.
You want to think about life forms travelling between planets? Go online and learn about extremophiles, microscopic life forms that seemed to evolve to survive in space.
Also learn about about life on earth likely evolved in the rough formation of the planet through meteor bombardments and impossible to survive heat from the blasts and radiation of meteors by travelling on rocks hurtled into space and travelling to mars or venus to continue evolving, then getting hurdled back to earth, and back and forth until our atmosphere formed.
I know it sounds whacky but its an actual working hypothesis astronomers take seriously. Theres your life from space wonder. All laid out for you by real scientists.
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