Hey /x/ first time ever posting here. Sometimes would lurk. I

>>18941361
you need to stick ur thumb up ur ass

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>>18941361
kill sluts until one comes back as a ghost.

>>18941416
I've done that before and it wasn't to pleasant.
>>18941424
I wouldn't want them to have any hard feelings towards me.
I'd rather give them the hard feeling.

What would sex with a ghost be like

>>18941427
ghosts that haunt are usually troubled. they have an attachment to something related to the area they haunt. not generally because they are happy or in love or enjoying things. they are troubled by something and can't let go of it.

if you want to be haunted, screw somebody over hard enough that after death, they associate their most powerful grievances in life with you and theyw ill haunt you. or find a ghost that is haunting an area and disrupt it's prolonged grieving process enough to piss it off and transfer it's frustrations onto you.

>>18941438
Probably like having sex in cold air.

>>18941438
I imagine spooky yet very erotic.
>>18941452
I see. So what I should probably do is find an artifact that belonged to some slut.
Piss on it or something and challenger her that she can't make me cum.
Then once she does make me cum we can both get what we want.
Am I in the ball park here?

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>>18941464
i don't know, ghosts aren't real bro.

>>18941470
I think it's worth a fucking shot. So I thank you kindly for the info!

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>>18941483
good luck, anon.

>>18941483
do it for science and report back. We need to know for science

>>18941493
Thanks lol

I had a slutty tulpa which we recovered into a chast being, I'd rate the experience 10/10 I love her to this day.

>>18941522
If I wasn't too scared to make one I'd try that.

I think it would be nice to date a ghost

>>18941483
> dat feel when no girl alive wants you

>>18941542
>tfw never have a gf that will die and haunt you because she needed to be with you so bad

If she's a gunshot victim you'll have a extra hole to play with.

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>>18941562

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>>18941361
Kill my ex whore for me.

>>18941361
nice legs, would fuck

>>18941361
I once summoned a ghost that sucked my dick, it was nice. I used a ouija board and my cum as sacrifice

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>>18941464
Are you autistic mate

>>18941361
That is quite a sexy ghost.

>>18941361
GET OUT OF HERE /B/ !!!

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