I think I found a glitch in the matrix today, allow me to greentext:

>>18936307
sounds to me like you're just overthinking something that a lot of people do on a regular basis

>>18936307
No, you're obviously imagin. Get a grip.

yeah stop psyching yourself out op this is nothing of note

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>be your teacher, sadly
>be explaining the end of spanish colonialism due to the constant economic problems in the trade routes
>put the philipines wars as an example
>talk for 10 minutes before i realize I got carried away.
>stop mid sentence and go back to the original topic

>mfw OP thought a common speech pattern was some sort of defect in an infinitely complex universal simulation run by a ridiculously powerful superior race

>>18936527
The "teacher" if i can even call it that anymore, stopped mid-word like a bot.

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>>18936533
The inability to properly read social situations is a sign of autism.

Oh man. Pretty sure you'd call paranormal investigators instead of an ambulance if someone near you suffers a stroke.

>>18936307
have you ever been driving on the same road day in day out and as your mind wanders you auto pilot subconscious mind takes over and drives for you. Then when you snap out of it you remember you're driving and you have a fuzzy memory of the last minute or so of driving? Same thing is happening here. Most likely you drifted out whilst listening to his boring drone and then as you came back into reality you mind tried to join the two memories together again to make sense of the situation.

One day I was talking to my friend and accidentally called him "Neo."
He was like "Why did you just call me Neo."
I said "I don't know, it just slipped."

The next day I was walking down the street with my grandmother and we ran into a woman with a baby carriage who was her acquantance. The woman said "Here is my son, Neo."

I was dumbstruck.

>>18936307
I know that mandela effect gets a lot of hate around here, but this is exactly what it is. A glitch. They happen. Reality is a hologram.

>>18936533
>you don't do that on a regular basis
I think you're the bot here, anon