So /x/ redpill me on the Ayyys... >any abductions or experiences

speaking of experiences, has anyone on this board experienced Alien impregnation?

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I HAVE A PRETTY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE VIDEO TO COME

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>>18928035
Post it fag

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Look at the numbers flying into your eyeballs and ingest them through the intestines and out the sphincter of eternity into your brainwaves reverberating on planet ground into four billion people billion masses population into purestrain gold poverty forever culminating in the free market system equals eternal peace and liberty for all souls in the sensual chokehold of Steely Dan’s enormous manpussy clitoris, all microblogged in the ever-watching eyesight zones of teevee iPhone metacasts, living surrounded by the lie of Cigarette-Cash Truth Youth Exo-Criminals, their crimes written onto the parchment of our minds, souls, bodies, consciousness by the Enron Oil International Player’s Club Vice Lords Committee of Loco Boner Lords.

>>18928043
https://youtu.be/HbvYeLxMKN8

>redpill
We're getting a lot of mileage out of a plot point from a tranny movie.

>>18928027
many UFOs have humans behind the wheel. not ayys. that being said there are UFOs that belong to the ayys, but ever since we made our own saucers they've slowed down the abductions. although some abductions were probably just sleep paralysis there are a few that were legit I think.

Bring in the Pleiadians.