Greentext your paranormal experience.

>>18913512
i am a kitty
i am also the devil
need to return horns by five

>>18913512

> I had a series of weird dreams that I obsessed over
> I started keeping a book of mirrors and reading magick texts
> I became more and more obsessive, deteriorating mentally and physically
> [redacted]
> Now I'm diagnosed schizo

>at a party
>half-dating a girl I don't like who is also at the party
>act very uncharacteristically like a jerk in front of two girls while my date is around
>simultaneously somehow know that I am 'meant' to act like a jerk because it's not my destiny to get it on with the two girls
>later relate the story to a guy who lives in India, and he says that shit like that happens to him as well and that he calls these occasions in which you are not being yourself "karmic winds"

>>18913512
>my life

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>>18913512
>Around 15 years old
>Was fast asleep
>Felt something grab tightly to my right hand over the edge of the bed
>Painfully tight
>Opened my eyes and there was a dim light coming from the right side of my otherwise pitch black room the room
>My hand was still being gripped
>Tried to move and rip my hand away but couldn't
>Had an overwhelming feeling of sorrow and dread
>Tears were rolling down my cheeks but I couldn't scream or move away
>Felt like an hour had passed
>Finally my hand was freed and I sat up in bed drenched in sweat and tears
>Was freaking out and panicked and a phrase rolling around in my head that made no sense
>"Today was her 73rd birthday"
>I knew no one that age or anyone with a birthday around that time
>Went to the bathroom and puked

I will never forget it. Fucking bizarre. Still doesn't make sense and never will and it still makes me feel sick when I think about it.

>>18913690
Sleep paralysis?

>>18914062
Based on what I have read about this, it could have been. I feel like something was trying to suck my energy and left me with a message to deliver to someone but I had no idea of how to do it.

>>18913512
>started doing chaos magic
>started encountering statistical anomalies at an unexpected rate.

>Always see 2222 for years
>Always
Happens no longer.

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>Be 5 years old
>My grandma is on critical condition
>As I'm walking the stairs up to my room I suddenly stop and turn around
>"What is it, Anon?" My mother asks as I rush down the stairs
>I must say goodbye to grandma
>I didn't know she was in critical conditions
>My mom just stares at me as I kiss my grandma and say "Goodbye. We'll see each other again someday"
>Next morning grandma is dead
>I knew it like a feeling. No one had told me anything and I asked to be sure about a week after her death

>>18913512

>back when I was a teen
>spent the whole day playing vidya or some shit
>went to empty my bladder before going to bed
>bathroom is at the end of a hallway
>sitting on the toilet and minding my own business
>suddenly, voices
>keep quiet and try to pinpoint the source
>it's coming from the other end of the hallway
>what the fuck
>I could hear the whispers perfectly but for some reason I couldn't make out what they were saying
>like they weren't speaking an actual language
>whole senpai asleep, then who's talking?
>spend some more time listening to them. definitely two different people
>decide to open the door and take a look
>nothing. empty hallway. light on the other end is still turned on
>I walk towards the voices, they're getting louder by the step
>I reach the source
>silence. there's nothing there anymore
>decide to leave it alone and go to sleep
>in the morning, mom asks me if I heard people in the house last night
>I say yes
>apparently my sister had heard them too
>never heard them again

>Look up at the night sky
>See a ufo

I always get dubs

>>18915051
The curse has been broken I'm finally free

>>18915044
Word filter. Was meant to say "family". Never pre-typing anything again.

>>18915044
>>18915062
Sounds bizarre, anon. Have you experienced anything else?

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>>18915102
Yeah, lots of shit that would be considered paranormal, or at least somewhat interesting. It's a really, really long story though. Might just make a thread someday and tell you guys everything. Here's another short one.

>hanging out at a friend's house with my bro
>it's getting late, we should head home
>house is not to far away so we head there on foot
>aforementioned friend decides to walk us home
>friend lives in the more rural part of the town
>gotta walk past a cornfield to get back home
>reach the cornfield, hear rustling
>we all turn around and stare. pic related
>thing is watching us from the cornfield
>it's turning its head around frantically until it settles its gaze on us
>silence. nobody moves
>"can you see it?"
>"yeah"
>my brother couldn't, for some reason
>we stare at it for a bit longer and then we head home

The pic was made by me as well. Mean to post it later on, when I'm retelling the whole story. No harm in posting it beforehand though, I suppose. It's a sneak peek.

>>18913512
>around 2 weeks ago
>at home
>has a "feeling" all day that my window will get broken
>tells myself im being a faggot
>11:30pm, goes to bed
>hears someone shouting outside
>"CRASH! CRASH!"
>some drunk guy had decided to hit my window twice with a hammer and broke it
>i wasn't even shocked or surprised

I don't know whether it was a "premonition", or whether I actually made it happen. I made a thread on here the day after.

>>18915044
>sitting on the toilet

>being this much of a sissy boy

OK so this happened last night

>I head into my dorm bathroom at 1 am ready to head to bed
>I go into the stall and find some blood that had been smeared by a hand and begin to freak out a little and get a nervous feeling
>I quickly piss and then return to my room, feeling like I'm being watched and can sense something out the window watching me
>hear bumps and Boise's in my room
> end up staying up all night, have not slept since last night

IDK Wat the fug is happening but I need help

>>18915166
I'm a girl.

>>18915174
Niggah u dead

>>18915140
Did the drunk guy get caught?

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Sorry it's not greentext. I had this pretyped out.

When I was a lot younger, I lived in this really bizarre house. I'd get really bad paranoia/anxiety when going downstairs by myself at night, among other things. But the weirdest thing was this one room in my house that no one would ever go into or even really acknowledge. I tried later after we had moved to talk to my parents and siblings about it and no one knew what I was talking about. I would have thought I was imagining it except that occasionally I'd find new stuff in the room and take it. I was young and the stuff wasn't there the last time I went in, so I figured it had been left for me. Kid logic, whatever.
The room itself looked like it had been burnt by a house fire and if the lights in the room even worked, I never saw them on. Everything in the room seemed greyscale and just generally devoid of life, which was why the things I took from the room stood out so much except the cross.

Pic related is the stuff I managed to keep across several moves. The cross was the first thing I took because I was young and it managed to shine in what little light the room got from the outside. After I took it, that's when the rest of the stuff began to appear.

I know it's not especially scary but to this day, I have no idea what the deal with that house or room was.

As a sidenote, the baseball, which was the second thing to appear after the cross, has looked like this since I got it.

On another note, the clock/timer thing hasn't worked since I got it. If I mess with it a lot I can sometimes hear faint ticking but that's all.

>>18915178
Prove it

>>18915881
I think you need to wind the clock. It's old and is a old design.
Maybe you hear fainted tictoc when you shake it.

>>18915940
I've tried. Even took the back off. It is broken.

>Be me
>Be 11
>Spent the whole summer break with this weird kid from my neighborhood, now it's fall and we are still hanging out
>Beside the point but he is maybe gay. For example one time during summer he and his younger brother played rodeo in a way that the younger brother was on all fours with a brown felt covering back and he sat on the felt and "rode" his kid brother. He made me "ride" his little brother as well. He also gave my lips a peck but it was supposed to be a joke. His little brother is normal whereas he is not. (Rodeo was my friend's idea and not his little brother's)
>Anyway, they live in a big house
>One day after school me and him make a rat trap from plank and nails, by hitting nine inch nails through the plank, and after finishing our contraption we run behind the house to set it up. The trap we made is too complicated to describe. Needless to say it's dangerous to more than just rats
>We wait for several hours but no rats
>We are still fucking around behind their house when his sister walks to us
>Her face is pale
>We ask her what's wrong
>For a second I think she is shocked because of the rat trap, but instead she explains that there is something going on in their house and that we are not supposed to go inside
>She tells us that everyone is at the porch talking with a cop
>A motherfucking cop
Continued

>>18913690
Do you remember what day it was?

>>18916337
>We head to the front door and find it closed with his parents talking to a guy. The guy is wearing regular clothes and not police uniform, though
>We ask them what's up
>Turns out that the guy his parents are talking to is not a cop but his dad's friend ... I still don't know if he was a cop or not for real though
>We insist to know what's going on
>The guy who is not a cop after all claims there is too much radon gas inside the house and that we are not supposed to go in until the situation is over
>We sneak inside from a back door
>Once we are inside my friend asks me if I smell gas. I reply to him that I don't and he says he doesn't smell gas either
>I sit down to play the piano, he goes to the kitchen
>I play random notes without a single worry on my mind
>Some time passes and he walks down to the piano from the upstairs, looking visibly shaken
>I leave the piano as he drags me with him upstairs
>THEN I FUCKING SEE IT. In his sister's room there has appeared an additional window, but it isn't a physical window. Instead it is like a window one might see in a nightmare, ominous, grey, colorless. Just think of a window that was taken from a nightmare and put on his sister's room's wall, that's how it looked like
>I ran out of the house as fast as I could
I don't know what the window was but I stopped hanging out with him after that. I didn't want to be involved in anything Satanic. Like, seeing the thing was the final straw.

>>18915979
Fix it

>>18916351
Was it stuck to the wall like a regular window or was it like a portal, just floating in the middle of the room. Also could you see anything through the window?

>>18916371
Stuck to the wall. I didn't see anything through it. I don't know if one could have climbed through it or not.

>>18915881
Maybe its nothing but your cross is made of horseshoe nails, looks weird for me.

>>18916386
The cross is defiantly wielded together

>Quite young
>Maybe 8 or 9
>Walking my dog with my dad
>We walk him through the woods sometimes since the woods around here are nice
>Decide to go through a part of the woods we've never been through before
>We keep walking when suddenly we find a car crashed into a tree
>The trees in this wood in particular are way too close together to drive a car around
>No road this way, so the car must have come through the woods
>Car is rusted up to fuck despite looking like a fairly recent car for the time
>Confused, we decide to get closer
>Whole car is crawling with trillions upon trillions of ants
>Nope the fuck out of there
Later my friends and I found a murder scene in those same woods, it's a weird place

>be 14
>walking to girls house with my friend ricky
>get lost
>decide to stop and call girl
>as ricky is calling the girl a white sedan drives past us
>theres no one in it
>as soon as it passes we both turn to each other
"did you just-"
"yep"
>both take off running

We were both standing at an elevated position from the road, the windows werent heavily tinted and all the seats were in normal position.

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>>18916349
Nope. Shortly there after though I developed extremely bad insomnia and had to drop out of high school because I couldn't function. I was maybe sleeping for a couple of hours every other day. I stopped wanting to sleep at night. I also started getting sick with bronchitis constantly. I had a tutor come to my house 3 times a week and a graduated through independent study. The situation changed my entire life....

>17
>drinking beer with friends in a motel room
>day after
>i wake up before everyone else and walk around the corner to my house
>on the way i throw up with a slight amount of blood included
>spend the next 17 hrs sleeping on and off
>every time i would fall asleep i would have incredibly lucid and surreal dreams
>in each dream my 2 best friends were present
>dreams would be interrupted by me waking up and throwing up bile
>the dreams originated from me getting up out of my bed and walking out of the room i was sleeping in into a new environment each time
>one of the dreams me and my friends walked into a creepy underground bar where there were 10-15 people that said nothing and just stared at us the from the moment we walked in
>i could feel that they were "alive" and that their gaze held weight
>walk into a room within bar to two people wearing masks and behaving the same way
>wake up
>throw up again

>>18916452Googled up, regular shit, useless, just usually like the religion cross, not like yours, an X

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>>18913512
>>18913527
>be 11
>name is Lucy
>work as a cat model
>get offer to pose for kitty costumes ©
>mfw I am Meowphistoheles

>>18916812
>Meowphistopheles
That's cute, anon

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>>18913512

>be me
>be 12
>walking around house
>suddenly lights flicker
>investigate w/ flashlight
>see nothing unusual, except for one thing
>we had a bookshelf
>and a book had fallen off
>it was the raven by edgar allen poe
>a page had fallen out
>direct quote
>"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before."
>I have that page on my bookshelf
>I still have no explanation

>Be me
>Be sitting in truck with my mom in our driveway
>It's pitch black dark, no moon or stars to be seen
>See shadow figure walk by past the window(it's pitch-black too)
>Its head is about window-level height
>Check with mom to see if she saw it
>She did
>Later realize that it couldn't have been human(like a ghost or something) because
>we were sitting in an f350
>what

It could have been a tall ghost or something, but I doubt it. It was also moving like it had to get somewhere.

>>18914302
lel

>>18915881
That cross is definitely not very old. It's welded in the center with a MIG welder. The dead givaway is the way the colors have turned and the thick, slightly bubbled weld at the joins.

>>18915062
SENPAI

>>18916360
Sadly I have no idea how.
>>18916386
>>18916775
Do you think it means anything?

By the way, >>18916452 is not me.

>>18916878
A raven deity was trying to get your attention. Pick the most personally relevant culture and start investigating.

>>18914302
I kek'd wholeheartedly. You made my night.

>>18915178
>I'm a girl.
turbo sissy detected

>>18913512
>Be about six, probably younger
>watching Disney channel, alone at home
> Mom went out with older sister for dinner
>Power goes out
>rain is falling
>Car light shines threw the window
>Turn around to see a white spirit in my kitchen
>It was in a straight line to my backdoor and disappears.
I don't remember panicking or doing what a normal six year old would do except tell my mom. Who later got kissed by/choked by a spirit. She even had marks when she got choked. I've become unfazed to the creepy stuff in our home now.

>>18917310
>I've become unfazed to the creepy stuff in our home now.
Living in a haunted house?

>>18913532
feelsbadman

>>18917018
>>18917203
What's so funny about his post?

>like, 16 y/o or something idk
>sleep with girlfriend
>she wakes me up at fucking 2am fucking hysterical, gesturing at closet door
>"What the fuck woman, get a towel your god damned sel-"
>handle pushes down in a rather odd, unnatural way
>door slowly opens, in the same manner as above
>hahahano.pdf
>disregard ghost and go back to sleep

Asked her about it when we woke up and she remembered it as well as I did. We'd been experiencing more spoopy shit the week prior, like seeing her cat leap under beds and shit when we knew he wasn't home (fuck you whiskers for never being home), seeing ghost dudes in abandoned house across the street and hearing voices and shit in her old house that used to be a fucking crack den or some shit. She's afraid as fuck of ghosts but I'm too dumb to react or care. If a ghost nigga wants to fuck wit me I'll shank a motherfucker.

>>18916351
Was your friend's last name Smithwick?

>>18916631
Trolled by Google.

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>>18913512

This one's silly but true:

> end of the day in 2nd grade
> at cafe after school in old-ass building downtown
> time to poop
> sitting on toilet, get a weird feeling.
> think to myself "this toilet's going to overflow in 10 seconds."
> count backward from 10
> get to ~2 : funky clunk and hissing noise comes from under me
> water starts rising
> water's pouring all over the floor
> wipe ass and GTFO
> tell noone for years because I don't want to be the guy that pooped on a ghost.

>>18918461

Math.

>>18915166
How do you shit mate? Squatting?

>>18917810
No, living in his mom's basement. Him being the creepy part of the situation.

>>18917810
Don't even know at this point.

>>18915178
L O N D O N
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>>18918617
>Smithwick
Nope.

>>18917131
>Sadly I have no idea how.
Take it to a jewlers.

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>>18918617
(≖‿≖)

>>18913512
>be me
>be 17 yo
>be a high school student in a southeast asia country
>school had a sort of religious event
>students are obliged to spend four nights at school
>also me participating
>students sleeps in class, teachers in teacher's room
>1st night, no problem
>2nd night, bored as fuck, strolling around dark classrooms and alleys in school building at 2AM
>everyone is asleep, including the teachers
>strolling around a class, not being used for sleeping, dark af
>i saw a dark shadowy figures
>only illuminated by the moonlight
>i recognize the silhouette as one of my teacher
>i approached him
>he standing in the classroom's farthest corner from the entrance door
>tried to greet him
>he didn't say a word
>tried to greet him again
>turn his face on me
>dark and sinister eyes, black face, evil smirk
>holyfuck.gif
>i run as fast as i could, back to my classroom
>tried to sleep
>can't sleep until 6AM
>before the 3rd day activities started, i approached the teacher that i supposedly see in the corner
>i asked him, where he was last night
>he said he was sleeping in the teacher's room
>whatthefuck.jpg

>>18913512
cool thread

>>18913512
A paper airplane once stopped in midair and just floated there for couple of seconds before continuing its flight.
And I can smell and feel physical pain in my dreams.

>>18919536
i had dreams chased and harmed by various horrific beasts, and i woke up with scars on my hands on feet that not even there before i sleep

>>18913639

that's interesting. i remember many years ago sitting around in some restaurant waiting for food and i suddenly had the impulse to ask the girl next to me what color of gumball she wanted. she was confused but said "uh, yellow?" so i put a quarter in the gumball machine and a yellow gumball popped out. she was amazed and wanted to know how i did it.

i not only have no idea how i did it, i have no idea WHY i did it.

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>>18913512
Blimp.

>>18919536
I just remembered two more things.

My deceased grand father has been in my dreams doing the things he usually did, working or sitting and observing, but those were most likely just normal dreams, that just happened to include him.

Me and my family once observed a spinning pyramid shaped object in the sky, and we were like: Oh, okay. That's an UFO then. Pretty lame.

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>be me
>be true story
>practice magick
>be a few years ago in autumn
>go on an angelic evocation binge
>evoke Michael
>feel a fluttering energy descend
>fall into a guided trance
>spend a week in the trance at home, from Friday to Friday
>lots of fucked up stuff happen during the week:
>eat food only once during the week w/o feeling hunger
>experience visions the whole time
>the trance is guided
>see visions of Tibetan bardo, my point of view gliding in an alien world
>repeat the Vajra Guru mantra in front of a picture of Guru Rinpoche, seeing people move with naked eyes in the picture
>meet spirits such as Bastet, from which feel emanate almost a physical stream of love
>act "plays" which is difficult to explain; think of psychodrama that teaches secrets of the soul
>witness an origami lotus jump from a table onto the floor without any physical cause - this single thing being the most paranormal thing I have ever experienced
>learn many secrets
>including pic related

>>18919562
I remember someone claiming something similar. Got a picture of scars?

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>be me
>be fresh uni student
>rent a homestay
>located in notoriously haunted neighborhood, paranormal activity is very common
>for the first few weeks, i always woke up with hairs littering my room's floor
>i have short hair, the hair littered in my room is waaaaay too long for my own
>whose hair it is?
>keeps happening every fucking morning, hairs littered the floor
>ff 2nd year in uni
>my "ability" to astral and see weird things is popped out (i posted this one in another thread in this board)
>me and my shamanic senior one night chilling out at my homestay
>i told him my problems with hair
>he ask me to see it myself through AP
>whattheactualfuck.wav
>turns out the hairy culprit was a hairy abomination screwing around my neighborhood area and my homestay, can't even descrbe it
>pics related, closest i can describe
>can't communicate, don't know how to communicate
>asks help from my senior
>my senior coerced him to fuck off from my homestay, that hairy abomination relocated to uncharted swamp area not too far from my neighborhood
>no more hairy problems until now

>>18919647
I once posted "23 get" in a thread on /b/ for no reason and got 23

>>18915178
pls be in london

>>18920881
not this time lmao

anyone have the one of the demon summoned by the kid but doesnt want to go but the arch demon makes him because its the demon code?

>>18915178
northwest london

>>18915117
If this is legit, then I have a question; was your bro older than you?

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>>18915117
Dobby is free

>>18920654
hold on a sec.. were the hair actually physical hair? i hope you took a photo of them

>>18915881
have you posted this before?

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>>18913639
>tfw no gf

>>18913512
> Playing MGS3
> Planting the bombs to blow up the Shagohod
> Things get really still except for the game
> Feel spooky ghost sit behind me
> Find out later the house had a fire that killed some kids like a hundred years ago
> A kid from 1890 wanted to play the best MGS

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>>18913512
true story

>>18923889
ask a girl out