Something was made apparent to me over the weekend. Humans are

Ummmm wtf? I don't know how this was made apparent to you but whatever drugs did this, maybe give them a miss next time

Wow, just wow

But what if they are just fattening us up to eat us soon? We can even nuke each other so the meat is nice and tender, have you not considered that we are only in the oven of some giant alien's machination, but not only this, we are also the ones stoking the flames of our own ovens!?

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>>18904124

But then they would float away after they eat, unless consuming us will help them grow a thick layer of skin that would prevent them from burning in the sun. What would be in the sun that they want though? WHAT IS IN THE SUN

>>18904124
And if we're fat we won't be able to run away from the reptiles.

On a side note. If they're reptilian, how are they underground? Wouldn't they be cold blooded?

>>18904145

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk0mfRJha5s&t=s

>>18904101
fuck that.

op keep doing drugs and make this into an anime

>>18904150
I can't believe I wasted my time looking at this video. Well played

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>>18904067
What?

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>>18904067
I think it's better, if I just sing.

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>>18904067
Quick, everyone pour all the vinegar in your house down the drain. Let's hit em where it hurts. They explode when vinegar gets on them. That way they can blast us into space like a manhole cover. And we will finally get to Mars.

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>>18904256

I like this idea, but the vinegar won't burn what's inside of them? it will explode and we will be exposed, we might become reptilians ourselves, or the cells may fuse and we might become prokaryotic slugs that can no longer move at fast enough while the reptilians recuperate and eat us.

>>18904067
How high are you anon?

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I'm beginning to think it isn't the reptilians, but rather there is something else below us that wants to float away into the sun, but what the fuck is in the sun!

I now understand why people say /x/ has the lowest iq out of any 4chan board

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>>18907391

The gate is opening soon, if you don't want to believe then they're going to come when you aren't on your guard and they're gong to float into the sun!

>>18907960
>>18907391

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgWYiMqn0bM&t

>>18907391
there are still a number of smart posters here, but most posters are just straight dumb and delusional

>>18904067
What were you on it sounds like fun

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What would they do with all that gas? Or maybe we should ask what would we do with that gas, and why would they want us to do it?

>>18904067
please for the love of christ post this on /fit/

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The image in ->>>18899769 tells me there's more to the sun than gas, what the fuck is in the sun? Whatever creatures are in the middle of the earth want it or want us to have it first.

>>18904067
i agree. High fructose corn syrup started being put in everything, and i mean everything, in the 90s. It was the primer to weaken us before they did 9/11. 9/11 was the official kick off of the Illuminati take over of the western countries.

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>>18911495

On top of that people are fed things with high amounts of protein like canned starbucks coffee or other vitamin drinks that people assume will make them healthy, but adds tremendous amounts of fat, even when you exercise, I know this because I use to drink those canned coffees every morning while I was working out, and I ended up with a lot of fat that wasn't going anywhere because I just had too much protein, and I know this has happened to loads of others as well.

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2014/09/03/too-much-protein.aspx

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>>18911534

We haven't even talked about gmos. . ..

>>18904067
Yes it certainly is a conspiracy, and most definitely has nothing to do with poor impulse control

>>18911489
>I'm basing my understanding of the solar system on a picture I saw on 4chan
>Watch me science, guise!

>>18904067
no you idiot it was a demonstration of a doomsday weapon. they punched a hole in the bed rock that extended farther down than any other hole in the world.

water is slowly going to the mantel. if any one starts a fight with the country that did this they will do it using special subs on the ocean floor much larger. the water pressure will actually expedite the speed at which they punch through the crust and hit the mantel

they cant do it to far away from any coast but these subs can go farther down than any other subs. drought globally would be assured as the water table drops it wont mater how often it rains trees rely on the water table without them soil becomes destabilized and when you get rain you get mud slides and erosion increases not to mention fresh water vanishes and there are not enough water desalinization plants globally for even america let alone the world

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>>18904067
Dont get v& mate. Keep your head down for a few days...

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>>18913359

Was it a demonstration of a weapon? Or was it a diversation? Perhaps it did made a hole for them to hear us, or for us to hear them?

>>18913373
Become a Living Meme!

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>>18913375

Maybe it was a hole to escape and slowly eliminate us to stop us from reaching the sun before they do? I mean Trump is getting a bomb ready for North Korea as we speak, China is probably going to kill the Russians within the next year. The Islamic are going to take out the Europeans soon. The Africans are killing each other off and at this rate so are the Americans. The only people left are the South Americans and Greenland.

>>18904067
The first 1/3 made some sense and was comprehendable.
Stopped reading after "we are slowly floating away"
I also will not read your next posts

>>18904067
so in this theory, the lizards under Africa and Asia don't give a shit while the American and Polynesian lizards are super tryhards

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>>18915402

The Asians are falling while the African are killing each other, it's the South Americans are the ones we need to watch

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>>18916328

Are the South Americans making us kill ourselves? Maybe just the rest of us because they want to get what's in the sun? Maybe the South Americans are the reptilians?

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>>18919118

Do you see now the tunnel vision we have been implanted with by them? We cannot see the core because we have been pushed into a long tunnel of illusion that hooks our brains away from the core.