Ok for all the psychics out there. Say something personal

>>18887231
You're an edge master
But only because you're lost and confused AF
Just let the pain go

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>>18887231
Youre skeptical.

Real psychics don't just turn it on and off. Shit is like intuition. It can pop up randomly, such as minor mind reading, but it normally only happens in cases of extreme emotion or need.

You masturbate at least 5 times per week

>>18887241
Close enough.

What else?

>>18887231
I'm no psychic, but I'll give it a shot.

You have some good friends, but despite this you still feel alone.


you have a low self esteem


you have many ambitions

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>>18887231
You think about your mother when you masturbate.

>>18887256
You have been struggling to attain the career path that you want, or rather are struggling to decide on a career that you would find fulfilling.

>>18887257
>how can I describe as many 4chan users in 3 topics as possible?

>>18887256
Your life gets better from here, just work at it

Psychics have to live regular fucking lives too. Not trying to undermine your experiences, but some people go through the same without being little bitches about it. Ya dig? If you want you can elaborate on why you made this thread.

>>18887260
I'm not this guy.

>>18887231
You're lost. A family member or a relative is going through tough times and that's bothering you and making you question a lot of things. You also follow current geopolitics, and that's also somewhat puzzling you.

>>18887271
We are different but my reading is more precise and, I'm betting, still accurate.

Anyone can be accurate when vague.

>>18887289
Your reading is shit and you jumped on someone else's response, speficially when OP asked for someone else who is not you. Attention seek much?

Your one isn't a psychic reading, it's clearly a projection, and you should just leave.

>>18887299
Anyone works.

I just wanted to find out, how much info can you get.

Of course someone can get me psychic reading, but cold reading it's another thing completely different.

You're a faggot
Lol I'm psychic

>>18887318
Are you ginger?

>>18887323
Nope

>>18887320
Either.

>>18887231
I want more life, fucker.

Rebuilding boards isn't Peace of mind.

>>18887338
How I'm taking it from you?

>>18887271
4channers don't have friends or ambitions

>>18887299
...I'm a business data analyst and database manager making 95k. And my reading isn't some vague "87% of 4chan users will fall into this" pseudo reading like yours.

"Hurr durr I'm sensing your great grandmother is no longer among the living."
"Hurr durr I'm sensing you masterbate between 1 and 15 times a week."

>>18887367
meant for
>>18887264

>>18887368
Topkek

>>18887368
what relevance does your job have, faggot?

>>18887253
Ok this seems legit.
I've been having weird insights happening.
Occasionally, and it's random as fuck, I'll see something in my mind. Actually see it. I'll tell the person and it freaks them out.
No rhyme, reason, control, or apparent benefit.

>>18887368
But it's not correct, I chose career a long time ago and I simple stuck to it.

I need money but I got it from different sources, it's not an issue for me.

The Hurr dur I'm sensing nailed it, but that's not because you lack profesionalism, it's because they know me better.

I'm interested in how much.

>>18887231
Tell me about the stove at 9:16.

>>18887231
yer a feggit.

>>18887338
It's a quote from the character you posted. Bladerunner?

Your name is mark and you have dark hair

>>18887409
Yeah I forgot.

He was wrong.

He wanted to be human, he wanted his life to mean something.

>>18887231
youre favourite colour is blue. stop being so cheap.

>>18887879
Well I'm cheap, what more do you have?

>>18887231
The metal is cold, but soft, and it brings you calmness in that you overcame.

Stay with us, but avoid the glass

Idk what it all means. My finger wanted to trace my lips.

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>>18887231
Your grandmother has something to tell you, OP.

>>18887928
Moon landing wasn't real.

>>18887231
Have you found your proof yet?

>>18887231
youre type A blood. there is alcoholism in your family

>>18887231
brown hair and you're wearing soemthing red on your upper body

>>18887934
Working on it.

>>18887939
Yes and barely.

>>18887941
Black and naked.

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>>18887933
It's as real is they need it to be.

>>18887943
youre a lil perv and were sexually active at a young age. your daemon told me

>>18887231
I see a cold dark room....only a little bit of what looks like sunlight is coming through a tiny window near the ceiling
There's a dusty book, now I see right angles, horizontals, and perpendiculars. Like a triangle but with an L shape at the base. Now I see a candle lit room. You are kneeling before that book. I can't see anything around you but I sense you are definitely not alone. You are surrounded. With a rope around your neck. You are blindfolded. You are praying or swearing and oath. You feel a sense of pride and a tiny sense of guilt. There's another room. It's bright. With sunshine. You are looking into the glare of the window. You say something like "what am I doing?"

Dude you are not a very good person are you?

>>18887966
I see an older man. He has blue eyes. You're walking toward him. He very clearly does not like you.

>>18887966
Seriously. Who the fuck are you!?

>>18887969
A particular grey fox is never far from heel.

>>18887975
You personally didn't do anything to harm him, it was an accident. He still blames you.

>>18887987
You're driving down the road. It's night and it's raining. You get the feeling that if you go any further, you will get stuck, but you need to get to where you're going...it's very blurry. Your energy is t giving me much to work with.

>>18887231
I'm a remote viewer not a psychic, I'm the one who saw you in a dark room surrounded by people you can't see. Just out of curiosity, what has compelled you to come onto 4cha?

>>18888001
Do you feel you've made a terrible mistake and wish to take it back? Because I'm feeling a lot of guilt and sadness from you and this post.

>>18888001
As a remote viewer, do you have any hindsight about the Mandela Effect?

>>18888043
I can say this, if evidence is presented to me, that my visions are false in any way, I will accept it as this universe's chain of events and move on. Any logical person will see what I see like turning on a TV set with bunny ears and picking up multiple different stations at the same time creating static and white noise with bits and pieces of clarity on occasion. I'm clearly not the best at what I do but I get better every day.

>>18888001
So how does that work when you lose your remote? Do you remote view your remote?

>>18888054
No...I just go and look for it like everybody else. But I'm glad you have a sense of humor :)

You are gay.

>>18887966
this is like the descriptions of freemason shit

is OP in a cult?

>>18888131
Do freemasons believe in the occult?

You're a fag

>>18888152
They do. 'Occult' as in, hidden from the eye.

https://www.quora.com/What-happens-behind-the-scenes-of-a-Freemasons-initiation-ceremony

>In each of the three degrees, several things happen:

>1. You are brought into the lodge (blindfolded at first) and guided through a ritual in which you quite literally walk in your brothers footsteps and take a symbolic journey toward "Masonic light."
>2. In each degree, you kneel at the altar in the center of the lodge to take an obligation - you place your hands on a book of scripture from whatever your religion is and take a binding oath, promising that you will do certain things and not do certain other things. All of these are in relation to your membership in the lodge and the role you play as a Mason, and they are meant so that they would not pose any insult to your religion or to the laws of state or nation.
>3. Once you have taken your obligation and are, essentially, sworn to secrecy, you are taught certain lessons about Freemasonry and its symbols - each degree teaches on specific symbols and builds on the last. These lessons teach moral and social virtues that are the building blocks of the Masonic fraternity and that inform everything we do when we meet together as a lodge."

It's not stated in the link, but in addition to the blindfolding, I've seen several sources mentioning a rope around one's neck when being initiated the first time.

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>>18887231
>A closet fag
>Weird diaper fetish
>Likes to eat raw meat

You're quite literally a piece of shit

>>18887231
Well, you're a massive faggot.
Then again that goes for everyone here.