How do I sacrifice another soul/ sell my own soul to Satan for

Watch that one Simpsons episode

>>18876274
which one I never liked the simpsons always found it kind of boring

>>18876291
The one where Bart sells his soul to Millhouse. Moral of the story is don't sell yourself because of course it was.

Now I'm not some Christfag but theoretically if you sell your soul for real there must be an afterlife. And if there's really an afterlife then you're just fucking yourself in the long run. 5 good years for 1000 bad ones doesn't seem like a good deal. suffer now for pleasure later, do your homework as soon as you get home etc.

>>18876260
Your soul is worth around $3000.00 USD. Send an email to [email protected] with your pay-pal information.

>>18876315
What, Satan can't splurge for a gmail account?

>>18876315
This guy's trying to bone you. $4K and a booklet of McDonald's coupons for your soul.

Plz to [email protected]

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>>18876260
No such thing, friend. You already are your maximum potential growing at your ideal rate. If you want to prove yourself, just do it in intuitively practical ways. Hurting other people or yourself will not help you in the long run whatsoever.

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Your soul probably ain't worth shit so why pay a big price for it when you most likely end up in hell anyway

>>18876260
>I'm willing to do anything
>Except improve myself like the other hardworking people

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Do you think some people are more valuable than others? Do you think there are some worthless people out there or are they all equal? Say a mentally retarded handicapped person with no money who could barely feed himself, what would you care if that person offered you anything for you to give them everything.

An average soul is worth less than $50 these days. You're not buying much influence with that kind of money.