hey scanners. you asked me a while ago what i wanted, to get

no deal

>>18858142
why? whats wrong?

You can always live in the real world. Just snap out of your shit and don't listen to people like

>>18858142
this guy

So you created a tulpa of a gf?

prisoners don't decide when they are going to be released from prison

>>18858148
but they are all being told WHEN they leave.

so..?

>>18858154
so what happens after i died?

>>18858158
back to the start

>>18858159
and what do i deserve this for?

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>>18858141
>Do a shitload of psychedelic drugs (weed works too, if you have a good strain that'll send you into space)
>Meditate on the matrix-like existence you find yourself in. Realise it's a simulation. Don't merely think about it. You will need to REALISE it. You need to meditate and be high for this, as the veil doesn't come down easily. But it will come down if you choose to keep at it.
>Raise your energy levels as high as possible, feel your consciousness on the brink of the void
>Choose to step out

Protip: This reality will keep running. Your girl will be upset, albeit, she's an "illusion" anyway.

>>18858160
crimes against humanity

>>18858162
can you tell me exactly what i did?

>>18858165
the list is too long

>>18858171
then how am i to believe your accusation?
give me an example.

>>18858172
sexual deviancy

>>18858174
that doesn't sound like the worst of crimes..

whats the real life year on the outside? and whats the "colony"?

shut it down

>>18858178
why? cant handle the questions asked?

There’s been rumors of war and wars that have been

The meaning of life has been lost in the wind

And some people thinkin’ that the end is close by

’Stead of learnin’ to live they are learnin’ to die

Let me die in my footsteps

Before I go down under the ground

>>18858141
>gets actual response in
>>18858161
>doesn't respond

Good thing I already told you to kys.

so the fact that you dont want to answer me to what exactly i did evil things can only mean one thing. you dont have a handy explanation because its all made up.
you could also withhold the information for some reason but that doesnt seem plausible.

>>18858238
everyone has his own opinion on what an "actual response" is m8. you arent the only one.

scanners, did YOU hack 8 chan?

>>18858239
Just me, but I say it doesn't work like that. Basically you aren't entitled to shit because you're a mortal man so when you act like you're important and something has to be proved to you, the universe tells you to fuck off. Whether you're spirit is demonic or angelic you are a man and have a job to do. Do it with grace, the right way, and normally you get subtly rewarded. A normal man can know a lot about a lot of things, be very influential, but I'm not sure if one can know every thing about every one.

>>18858270
but this is an entire different matter.
god, demons and angels dont apply here because we are talking about a technological simulation which the scanners control. being "admins".

>>18858276
but then on the other hand, the scanners did say they were angels.

so maybe they are the fallen angels.

or maybe they are my lost friends trying to rescue me from here.

so yeah, the reason i suck at life is because i am actually fighting the scanners. and since my scope is so big i dont care about minor shit like daily life shit.

>>18858276
>>18858287
>>18858300
What exactly are scanners?

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>>18858302
the beaurocratic arm of an entity that controls our world like admins in a video game.
editing the environment and shit, brainwashing people, snatching souls, stuff like that.

>>18858307
What if for hypothetical food for thought discussion, it was one person's unwitting mind influencing every one's subconscious and thus conscious mind? Most people have never even heard of scanners or whatever fight you're talking about. I know I didn't. How do you even know they're real again?

Remember how you thought you had a wife?
Then you realized it was part of your mental retardation.
Same thing with this scanners/stuck in a simulation bullshit M8.

my theory is they are the original illuminati who found out how to hack our simulation matrix and now control it like admins.

but i dont understand what they mean with "the colony"
are they present outside of the simulation too? maybe they transferred their consciousnesses into bodies that were plugged into the sim.

>>18858316
because they actually harrass me irl and they also edit the environment around me and mess with me when im trying to get hte right train.
something IS there playing with me.

>>18858318
What does that mean?

>>18858326
Interesting. Obviously I can't be sure but your mind is powerful, it could be you tricking yourself. You should try to grasp your awareness more, this sounds like a self inflicted horror movie. Things normally make more sense when you're going with the flow, just don't forget what you know

>>18858361

>>18858341
It means it's all not real, part of your brain damage.

i miss reality :(
space ships :(
friendship :(
space :(
happyness :(
in this life i feel no happyness. its pure torture.

>>18858161
remember to shout really hard like goku when you're on the brink of stepping out

i was told that in 50 years i will wake up in a prison on mars with the ability to move things with my mind.

remember, the scanners are allways watching. so they are still here looking what i write.

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>>18858390
I'm not brain damaged lmao.

>>18858480
Your mental illness is causing them then

>>18858548
Causing what? I'm just curious I don't believe in any of this.

whats the REAL reason you guys (scanners) torture me?
obviously its not because i made myself guilty.

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>>18858141
'Sup Hanz. You have to seek out a new GF by leaving the house ocassionaly and getting off /x/ for a bit each day. Nobody's saying you shouldn't be here, but it is clearly not doing you any good. Nobody is going to wave a magic wand and make your wishes come true, only you can make them come true.

>>18859110
thats wrong. the scanners do possess this ability.

>>18859124
Well, IF that was true (and I can assure you that it is NOT true), they are probably not going to help you if you are unwilling to help yourself in any way.
Making a fleshlight out of cornflour (see /b/ for details) may be all you can accomplish or afford right now, seeing as how you seem to prefer fantasy to reality.

>>18858250
I doubt it was them (Why hack a site when you can hack reality ) but i think it was made to appear so

Otherwise why target the hanz board for redirect when that board should be relatively unknown

>>18858287
Or are they A.I.
Unbound by mortal limits but with much curiosity (Why else would they need to study a soul in a lab)

Reminds me of the common theme of an A.I. Wanting to gain its own "ghost"

>>18858556
Causing you to believe you had a wife who was kidnapped, thinking the illuminati is out to get you, thinking you are trapped in a simulation, thinking you are going to get answers on /x/

>>18858326
Your problem might be you're attacking the wrong team. (if u are who i think you are) you have neglected the mk side of your enemies. I do not think they are on the same side.

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>>18858141
The illusion of choice is your problem.

If they are the result of A.I. and this is a simulation/prison and the only way to escape/exist outside of it is through a soul, then the A.I. is dependent on the simulation unless it can find a way to produce a soul for itself

The fact is you are here for the rest of your life, so you might as well make the best of it.

>>18859639
For a cuck maybe

>>18859680
What?

>>18859110
I love how the mescaline eventually made the cat not even discernible, from the visuals. Kek.

>>18859768
Not mescaline, he was a schizophrenic, the pics show what he experienced at various points in his life