Anyone have questions about some of these theories? What's

>>18848821
when elvis died there were people who claimed he faked his own death, and pointed to suspicious details of his funeral, such as his body looking like a wax dummy with eyebrows sliding off in the heat, and i think there was something about the coffin weighing many times what i should have.

i have no sources, that is all hearsay from an old friend who was an elvis nut.

>>18848821
I wanna know about that Volleyball incident too, can't find anything with google.

>no despair code
>androids twice

>>18849393
you could update the image.

>>18848821
Tell me about the poisonous snow

>>18849409
radioactive rain and kids were thinking its snow.
or its the snow that doesnt melt and goes black after fire

>>18849385
I did. It details a seattle woman being stalked

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>>18848821
>giant trees
i'm happy to enlighten you all

>>18849385

>tfw I read that on the list and instantly recalled when I scored the winning point for the volleyball final in gym class that year

oh God what have I done

>>18848821

North Korean Utopia is exactly what it seems. all the negative bullshit our news media tell you about North Korea is fake, it really is a perfect paradise where all humans are equal and enjoy all the pleasures of life in equal measure. everything is free because money doesnt exist.

>>18848821
>no IQ tests
>no New Chronology
>no Vatican coup de teat attempts

>>18848821
Can you tell me about the tulpa?

>>18848821
5 down. Indigo children

>>18850465
I've gotten that feeling from watching documentaries. I just ignore the bullshit propaganda and see past it.

>>18850465
An interesting theory except their own government has admitted to severe food shortages several times. They blame the yank imperialists, but the point still stands that N. Korea is an impoverished country by their own admission.

>>18848821

okay I'll bite. what's the difference between the 2003 Bush Conspiracy and the 2008 Bush Conspiracy?

>>18849985
https://www.secretenergy.com/news/are-these-giant-prehistoric-trees/

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Although it's not on there, the Despair code should be. It pretty much states that the more you keep track of your synchronicities the more your life will start to spiral out of control. Also I really need to hear about this 2006 volleyball incident.

>>18848821
Why can't you guys just stick to spooky stuff? Every time I come here, i'm reminded how retarded you all are.

>>18848821
Always do enjoy licking apart a newly constructed iceberg meme.

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>>18851408
Just looked it up. Weird but when I was younger I tended to notice patterns during the hypnagogic state too and I also had the weird thoughts mentioned in pic related.

Honestly I think it's a coincidence. I was a teenager and during a time where teens were top edgy at that. I don't have any of these thoughts now.

>>18848821
What is the theory about the sherpas of khandbari. I know they attacked some climbers, does the theory explain why? When i looked it up initially all i found was stuff about communist/maoist terrorism in the area, are they related?

I googled portoia and this youtube channel/playlist came up. What the fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZA308f2dJIquXIdtZFlmw_357gA6R1wo

>>18848821
The volleyball thing, I'm guessing is those two girls that looked similar and were involved in a car accident that injured them so severely that they couldn't tell the two apart, one died and the other lived but was misidentified as the girl that died, and it was awkward, not paranormal lol.

>>18851626

just some kids spoopy aesthetic YouTube playlist

>>18849385
Deep web only.

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bump

Stop stealing stuff from /pol/. /pol/ is the new /x/ as /x/ couldn't handle the truth as they just barf at truth bombs

can someone tell me what the "Bhutanese Shadow Market" is?

>inb4 your posting in it

>2006 Volleyball Incident

the fuk is that

>>18850538
well can we really trust the sources? They could just be south koreans on a smear campaign?

For all we know there is a north korean communist paradise and they keep up the facade of a poor country to keep capitalist away.

>>18848821
>elven holocaust/Tolkien real
I remember that from the Illuminatus! books. Good times.

>>18852722
care to explain what they mean?

>>18852722
>>18852735
I hate Shrek but I'll give them that they have a good way to kick off the plot. I always wondered if there where other non-human sentients that where wiped out like the neanderthal.

>>18852743
what are you on about? what's all this about shrek?

>>18852735
It was that hobbits, elves and dwarves actually existed in the old world. Although technically it was modern humans that were the hobbits, and the other races giant-esque. Basically the idea was that Tolkien was unknowingly writing historical novels and all the shit in LOTR and the Silmarillion had actually occured. Although I don't think that was ever a "real" conspiracy, it was just a part of a 5 part novel series by Robert Anton Wilson called "Illuminatus!" with tons of similarly absurd shit in it.

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Pancreas denial? Wat?

>>18852751
ohhh thanks

>>18850119
Finish the job

>tfw the most ascended tiers always have entry-level memes listed
Do people make these lists bad on purpose?

Alright /x/, I'll enlighten you on the 2006 volleyball incident since I saw the last thread about it, some anon said this all
Heres what I knew first hand
>small explosion OR mass shooting at a volleyball game somewhere in the Dakotas or Nebraska
>never specified (this part sounds like bs, but thats whats weird
I was on a trip to rushmore back then
>newspaper at a nebraska gas station reports a shooting at a small town 10 miles away
>end up in south dakota
>see it again around Kadoka SD
>there was a shooting Gettysburg, same state
>by the time we leave I hear little talk about it, only once during motel breakfast
>when I get home I ask my friend what he thought about the whole thing and he remembers it taking place in north dakota
It stayed in the back of my mind for a long time until I slowly forgot, until I remembered and joked about it during a gaming session and these 2 guys asked to talk more about it, they had the same experience too, and I remember on /x/ someone talking about something similar to the "volleyball incident" so I just stick it in these pics hoping someone will remember
17-24 people died at once and no one talks about it?

to put it in a better explanation,
A Mass shooting type of thing took place in a random town from 3 different states, except everyone who knows remembers a different place each time, and only heard about it from word of mouth or smaller forms of local news for a week and nothing ever came of it, even though at the time it sounded like it would become more infamous than columbine.
And my own sister fucking knew and sounded scared but doesnt remember shit whenever I bring it up nowadays

>>18852706
I once heard of a theory about Bhutan being the largest and most populated country in the world. Can't find it in the internet though

>>18850465
nah, there have been enough testimonies of people who have escaped to explain its a hell hole. Also you can venture into pyongyang and see for yourself.

>>18852720
i know a few people who went to north korea.
its hell

>>18852751
Just realized, this doesn't really explain the "elven holocaust" part. Don't really know what that's about. From having read the Silmarillion I don't think there was anything about elven genocide at all. If anything Hobbits were the ones who got genocided by Saruman right after the events of the last movie. So, not sure what's up with that part.

But let's be honest, Tolkien elves were pretty much horrible pieces of shit anyway. They literally created every problem in that universe then left everyone else to deal with them while they partied with the gods forever. So, if Tolkien really was writing history, I don't feel sorry for those fruity faggots for even a second.

Also, on a separate note, Illuminatus was a trilogy not a 5 part series. But there was imagery about the number 5 stuffed into every bit of the books, since RAW was a discordian, so I think it was a pretty understandable mistake.

>>18853631
>>18853634
woah

>>18848829
>no sources
>all hearsay
Welcome to /x/

>>18850489
alien engineered kids made specifically for some specific task

>>18849409
snow that fell in chicago that didnt melt, got people very sick and turned black when burned quickly turned into a conspiracy theory about the snow being artificial in nature

>>18850486
beings generated by your own mind that reaches deep into your mind and contiousness. started out as a creepypasta, not real in a physical sense but might have some truth to it in the sense that it is basically selfhypnoticing into seeing a being that is not real

>>18852756
people thinking that the pancreas does not exist and Diabetes does not exist aswell and is simply a money making scheme or that Diabetes is caused by something unrelated to the pancreas like overeating, oversaturation with sugar or due to chemicals in the water and food.

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>>18851429
Heres your (You)

Bumping for volleyball incident

>>18853631
>>18853634
Ok, this is getting me chilly

Here's another thing I got saved from the /pol/ thread from volleyball anon
After I met those 2 guys I spent a month putting half-assed effort into finding out what happened (which I thought was pretty easy considering we have midern tech nowadays) and nothing.
Whats makes me scratch my head is that this could have been used as an ((anti gun)) tactic, but it wasnt.
So either theres some mandela shit going on or someone forgot about bribing the smaller media and let it slip

>>18853638
Lmao family I went there about 4 years ago.
It's mostly trees and small villages with one or two small sized cities.
The country is something like 85% forested.

>>18854241

>fucking normiemcnormalfag over here didnt check underground to see if there arent any mole people living there

>>18848821
ok /x/ explain:
>HAARP (too laZ to google)
>nuclear hoax
>xenoestrogens
>bielefeld
>delaware hoax
>astral world
>podesta leaks

and the more confusing ones of them all:
>mandela effect
>hydrophobia
>time cube
>sherpas of khandbari?? (sounds like some 4/10 movie)
>protodites
>bhutanese shadow market (some real life deepweb type market?
>klestophartot?? (fokin sounds like a pokemon m8)

pls /x/ im retarded and too lazy to google all dis shite. just give quick as fok rundowns

>>18849985
Continue

>>18854290
xenoestrogens is a theory stating that the female sex hormones are of extraterrestrial origin.

>>18854291
ok i've been researching some of them now, but sherpas of khandbari doesn't yield any immediate results though... do you mind enlightening me?

>>18854241
This is where the conspiracy/mistery part comes into play

>>18850476
>coup de teat
>teat

literally means "punch the nipple"

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what about the gadaffi one?

>>18854447
killed for a reason goy

>>18848821
>No HAARP and the North Atlantic Oscillation.

Why

>>18854495
Never mind

Whats Cicada 3301?

>>18854589
It's just a role play.

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what's wrong with jews ?

>>18854604
I think*

>>18854638
>a /pol/turd baiting other /pol/turds

You lot suck.

>>18854645

what ?

>>18854290
HAARP is a weather manipulation program by the government

>>18853800
the elven holocaust says that christians massacred the elves when they came into europe. the pagans lived with them in peace and harmony but the christians fucked it up, now the elves are in hiding and only come out when the time is right.

>>18848821
I've always wondered how these things work. I only meet 1 category on the second tier, but I meet 6 categories on the fifth tier. Can you just skip tiers or do you have to meet at least one requirement per tier in order to move up?

>>18854443
It's SOLIPSISM you fucks.

>no dancing plague of 1518

>>18848829
There was also another singer later that looked and sounded just like him. Don't know the name

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>>18854290
Xenoestrogens are just non-natural female hormones that are put or that occur in lots of consumer food products and appliances. It isn't a theory it is very real but groups trying to regulate the substance are often shot down by the EU health committee, there are a couple documentaries on youtube.

>>18848821
This seems opinion based more than anything.

>>18856020
Good stuff. I wouldn't look at it as any kind of accurate scale though. Some of these categories, are interdependent.

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The Final Redpill

>>18855203
mass hysteria is pretty cool in general

>>18855203
I wish we had one again

>>18856061
Then who the fuck is jesus and why does he destroy the NWO/golden empire he is prophesized to achieve?

>90% of first section is true
>90% of the rest is bull

really makes you think

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>>18849985
mud fossils would have you believe thats the petrified leg of a giant from a time before time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GyA9ZOy_Zs

at the beginning of this video you will see what appears to be a giant pussy xD

>>18850465
Maybe you should go live there! They are always looking for westerners to populate their barren shitty wasteland of a country.

>>18849413
Just looked it up, why's that on the most crazy one?

>>18853922
You've lost me here, are you saying there was media coverage of this, but every time It was looked it the place where the incident happened changed?

>>18848821
North Korea utopia?

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>>18852811
I don't think you understand this meme..

>>18856020
It should be scaled by awareness.

>>18848821
Where would my belief's fit in?

I'm starting to see this world as a type of matrix. Similar to what David Icke says.

However I also am starting to think women are gatekeeper, perhaps even demons of this world. They clearly have some sort of spell on men. So a large important part of this matrix is sex and especially the power women have over men in regards to it.

Before any of you guys say it, yes I am a bitter fat neckbeard. I still don't think that should in any way discredit what I believe to be very obvious truth about the world if anyone gave it any honest thought.

Our bodies are definitely imprisoning us guys. Regardless of who you are this is true. This is why religion talks so much about the afterlife.

>>18857216
you're thinking about this too much, the reason why you believe that women have too much power over men is because it's not socially acceptable to beat women anymore. If you make them fear you, then you have the power.

>>18852706
It's the 60's and Johnny Quest all over again.
Something to do with pedophilia n sheeit.
>>>/pol/117694726

>>18856061
Is this a joke? I can't tell.

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>>18854759

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>>18857216
so autistic that i can't even form a response so here's your (You)

>>18850476
>New Chronology
Doesn't that fall under "human history faked"?

>>18854290
>HAARP (too laZ to google)
Weather control technology
>nuclear hoax
Nukes don't real.
>xenoestrogens
Compounds that act as oestrogens but come from outside the body. Parabens are an example of very weak xenoestrogens.
>bielefeld
The German city of Bielefeld doesn't exist. This is a satirical conspiracy theory.
>delaware hoax
I assume the same but for Delaware?
>astral world
No idea, maybe the idea that the astral plane exists
>podesta leaks
Lurk more fagit

>>18853631
wait I don't get it
what's so odd about about a mass shooting? Why is it all the way at the top of the list?

>>18848821
What is the 2006 volleyball incident?

>>18857444
much appreciated

check'd

Miley Cyrus dead?
also, why isn't Project MKULTRA on this list?
would have thought that would stand out more than Pizzagate

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>>18857657
From a pol thread

>>18857655
False Flagging I imagine

>>18848821
Also pretty sure most of /x/ has heard of Roko's Basilisk by now, but just in case anyone hasn't, it's this retarded idea that, if an AI can be made, it would somehow find it logical to holocaust everyone that didn't actively participate in bringing it into existence, even going so far as to create perfect copies of everyone who had lived and died before it came into existence and torture the clones for all eternity.

No, seriously. These idiots actually believe computer generated clones of themselves would be the same as their actual selves, and that an AI is going to clone everyone who has ever existed for the sole purpose of punishing these clones for all eternity because their original selves didn't help code it (or whatever else you'd have to do to create an AI, idk).

So yeah. Paranoid lunacy at it's finest. On the off chance anyone wasn't already certain that this image is absolute bullshit and less than subtle trolling, there you have it.

>>18857216
Curious how you explain all the guys who remain virgins their entire lives are staying trapped in this simulation? I mean surely if sex is their control mechanism, and you aren't getting any, then you're not under their control? Or at least less so than a dude who does get laid.

Also, are you saying that women don't exist outside of the simulation? That the real world is just one huge fuckin sausage fest? Sounds kinda lame. But once you and all your fellow wizards GTFO the simulation, it'll be a paradise for those of us who are left. So if you're gonna find some way to escape (I recommend suicide, personally) please do it soon. I want to begin assembling my demon-harem as soon as humanly possible.

>>18857719
I saw this thread on /pol/ and went to research it there was an archive from 4plebs with this thread. I thought it was some thead from a long time ago then I saw your post in the archive lmao

>>18854290
you need to lurk more my newfriendo

>>18857232
>>18857770
The thing is that would still mean the guy wants the girl. Unless he can remain willfully celibate his entire life while also not caring for any material possessions. Even then idk..

I wish I knew exactly how to express how I am perceiving this world exactly but it isn't really easy to put into words. At least not for me. Again yes I admit I am fully a pathetic neckbeard that faps to way too much porn and shouldn't as much.

The way I see it men want women a lot more than women want men. Even the top guys are slaves to getting pussy. Very few guys in this world can be willfully celibate. Think about it friend. Most guys can't even do nofap for a long period of time. I swear I'm not shilling for nofap I'm just trying to make a point here. When was the last time you were able to go many months, years even without pleasuring yourself or thinking about getting with women? If gay then men?

See I thought so. Hormones truly fucks us all royally as teenagers and we never go back after that. Its much more of an important change than we all realize.

>>18850494
>I just ignore the bullshit propaganda and see past it.
You can literally go there

There's obviously propaganda but there's a 0% chance that north korea is a secret paradise.

>>18857757
Roko's basilisk is one of those things where I don't even understand why its worth talking about. The entire concept relies on something completely illogical and also relies on the machine being able to literally recreate humans who dont exist anymore.

"what if the machine thinks the best way to protect humans is to take over the world" is at least on some level reachable through a logical thought process. this just feels like "but what if the machine just decides to explode and kill us all for literally no reason" its just like okay....it's not going to do that though

>>18857888
>The thing is that would still mean the guy wants the girl. Unless he can remain willfully celibate his entire life while also not caring for any material possessions. Even then idk..
I think Plato talked about this a bit in "The Republic." Or Socrates, I forget which one actually wrote the book. Anyhow he talked about how wonderful it was getting old and losing the majority of one's sex drive, and how he had so much more time to pursue hobbies- not just waxing philosophical but just shit like playing chess or woodcarving or whatever the fuck people did for fun in ancient Rome. Granted, it's not exactly like what you're saying, but the point is that you're far from the only guy to ever think we've become a bit to obsessed with attracting women and getting laid. But assuming none of us meet with a horrible accident between now and the day when our dicks stop doing the majority of our thinking, there is still going to be time in our lives to pursue those thoughts and hobbies and what not. So I can't imagine you'd be the first guy to come to this possible conclusion.

>The way I see it men want women a lot more than women want men. Even the top guys are slaves to getting pussy. Very few guys in this world can be willfully celibate.
That's not true though. Both genders enjoy sex. They pretty much have to. If we weren't programmed to enjoy sex, we would never have it, and so never procreate. We would die out. Now, if you had said women have smaller sex drives than men, or kept their sex drives better hidden from the opposite sex than men, I'd be right there with you. It's definitely a power play over men, but hardly to the extent you take it to.

>>18857938
>cont'd because fuck character limits

>See I thought so. Hormones truly fucks us all royally as teenagers and we never go back after that. Its much more of an important change than we all realize.
It absolutely is an important change- if both sexes didn't enjoy sex, we wouldn't be around much longer. If you think about it, enjoying procreating (or at the least, being amicable towards it) is very likely to be a necessary instinct for ANY life that may exist. Because having the opposite instinct, or having no instinct either way, would more likely than not cause that life to die out.

>>18857757
The idea is that the AI retroactively punishes people who could've contributed resources towards creating it sooner (which it wants for some advantage in a future universe wide AI war or some shit), people who consciously chose not to do even after the possible future punishment is brought to their attention (this is why it's called the 'basilisk', once you understand the concept you are involved and might be tortured)

The real retarded bit is people who think any of this could happen, and super intelligent AI wouldn't just wipe us out immediately or turn earth into a zoo with 40,000 bc levels of human development or some shit

>>18854748
That's literally the premise of Game of Thrones, only with elves instead of kokiri.

>>18854748
The time line to this conspiracy theory goes something like this.

50,000+ B.C
Life was inception in the Garden of Eden (Mars) by Nepalim Aliens under the leadership of Yeweh. Among his ranks a young Marine house user known as Lucifer.

Somewhere along this time line. God destroys Eden and forces man and the Devil out for the tree of knowledge incident. Lucifer and his rebels crash their ship into the Antarctic before polar shift and sets out to rebuild a life like in heaven on earth. Man is forced to work for his food and the Lucifer begins to form the old Gods and genetically make the Nephillim and fantasy creatures with gene splicing.

This would mean that the fall from paradise of the Rebel Angels was at the same time as the casting out of humans from the Garden of Eden.

12,000 B.C The elves are plentiful and monsters, Nephillim and men walk the earth with bountiful technology granted to them by the Elder Gods who live in the floating cities.

10,000 B.C The hubs of the old world, Atlantic, Mu, Lemuria and Shambala get into a massive war and Atlantic (floating cities- not underwater/ice yet) Get into a massive war with each other causing an ice age. Below these cities are men who do not have favor from the "Gods" and cannot use magic. Magic being a form of wireless energy transmission acquired from symbols made out of receptive materials/resonance tech. (magitech) Some of which looked suspiciously like staffs and wands of the wizards depicted in fantasy today.

Their ancient symbol. The Pentagram each representing their Patron Elder Gods of Earth, Air, Fire and Water. With spirit being the center representing their allegiances with each other.

>>18858034
>>18854748

10,000 B. C The cities are interrupted by Polar shift (which may have been caused by Yeweh himself because Lucifer was gaining too much power) and the great power source running in the now Antarctic region is shaken, destroyed and crashes into the ice below.
Men who were never really reliant on magi tech watch as their "Gods" became impotent and political distress is rampant among all non Nephellim creatures. War breaks out. Many Elves, Centaurs etc are killed by the more numerous men, ice kills the rest. Power sources are scarce and few know how to control this ancient technology. Among the humans only elders know about this event. Some with more grasp than others. They become the Shamans, Wizards etc of the world we recorded in history

The cities of Mu, Lemurs and Shambala fell under water but by some flicker of chance and fate... Lucifer managed to crash Atlantic into the Antarctic land mass and fall asleep in a hibernation chamber.

3000 B.C
Egypt comes about from Indian survivors. A few humans that lived under Atlantis attempt to rebuild the civilisation.
Thoth. The king of Magic and Games/Maths opens teaches the Egyptians and then opens a portal when he is done and leaves into a portal. His reason for being, unknown. Leaves behind concepts like alchemy and the flower of life.

1900s
Nikolai Tesla rediscovers magi tech.

2000s to present.
He awakens.

>>18858066
A young magi tech user. ** known as etc etc

>>18858083
Some say however that the Pagans worshipped the old Gods in Europe. Could be that they were worshipping ancient lonely old centaurs/elves that had lived way past thousands of years

>>18858066
Tl;Dr the ice age killed out monster girl waifus

>>18851551
i have many different voices come through my head saying random things before i fall asleep

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>>18858083
>2000s to present.
>He awakens.
Who?
Also, capped

>>18858215
The young Magitech user.
He has been calling us all...

He is screaming don't you hear him OP?
The leader of the choir. The most beautiful of the Angels. The Patron of the temples of Mu, Lemuria, Atlantis and Shambala. Can you hear his music? His beautiful music. The holy men, the wizards, the shaman, the druids.... They can hear him screeching back to life.

The first name was not Lucifer.
He is there. He awakens. The Nephellim king.

Luciel.

>>18856559
That's not it. The 2006 Volleyball Incident was something about a mass shooting that happened in a small town

>>18857655
Although it was a huge incident, It was never reported by the media except for some newspapers in nearby small towns

>>18858277
Number of casualties?

>>18858066
>>18858083
Stop sitting around on 4chan and go work for Square, I'd actually pay to play that shit, which I haven't said about pretty much anything Square has made in nearly a decade now.

>>18858309
17-24, allegedly.

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>>18857888
When you really think about it, Women realistically need men more than Men need Women. If a Woman wants to have a child she needs a Man (Unless she goes to a sperm bank, but even then they only get sperm from men). I never understand why Men give Women so much power. If Men stopped paying attention to women, they would act the same way to Men as Men currently do to women.

>>18858314
But Anon. You are playing it.

>>18858324
Honestly if you swap the genders, and all the gender related type of things like sperm for egg and whatnot, your post would still be equally true. Seems like what gender has power over the other is mainly decided by culture more than anything else.

>>18858342
Well I certainly don't have access to magitech or anything that would make this shit any fun. At best, I'm doing a low-level, no magic, hard mode playthrough. At worst, I'm an NPC. Only the autistic-est of the autistic would find enjoyment in that.

>>18858374
I never said this was a game.
It is more of a....simulation.
Apocalypse mode. He is angry Anon. Locked in an ice prison for so long in the Antarctic ice. His first piece will be that of war. Then will follow his three other horses. Gaia is screaming as she gives rebirth to him. Hear it Anon? The end of suffering. The morning star.

>>18858109
this is why we need global warming

>>18858066

>Their ancient symbol. The Pentagram each representing their Patron Elder Gods of Earth, Air, Fire and Water. With spirit being the center representing their allegiances with each other.

Captain Planet is an elder god?

>>18858490
Just a throw away puppet of something grander.

Each Element had an Elder God. Except for spirit which unified all the others.

Undyne was water for example.

>>18854290
>HAARP
Antenna array meant to study weather or some shit in Alaska. Allegedly really used for weather control, mind control, and causing natural diasters.
>Xenoestrogens
Not really a conspiracy, they're real. They're estrogen mimickers that are found in everyday things, like food, cosmetics, and plastics. The most common examples of where they can be found is in soy, BPA, and hairspray. They cause cancer, obesity, and infertility. It is a conspiracy that the government uses them for population control. From my understanding, the body is good at filtering out most, but does a really poor job of filtering out the ones placed on skin.
>Podesta leaks
In Autumn of 2016, Wikileaks released a large amount of emails from Hilary Clinton's campaign chair, John Podesta. The two largest conspiracy theories that resulted from this are Pizza gate and some satanic shit. Pizzagate pretty much theorizes that there is a large worldwide child trafficking ring that was meant to provide the most desirable types of kids for the pedophile elites. This theory sprung up due to several emails that had very cryptic sounding messages about pizza, and several references to what seemed to be things popular in the pedophile community. The other conspiracies mainly focus on accounts from people who knew Podesta that have said that he has very strange taste in art, and likes to participate in occult rituals.
>Mandela effect
Theory about timeline shifts. The name originates from the fact that many people claimed to have remembered Nelson Mandela dying in prison in the 90s around the time when he died in 2012. See also Bearinstain bears vs Bearinstein bears. This conspiracy theory is a bit of a meme.
>time cube
https://web.archive.org/web/20160112193916/http://timecube.com/
Theory where some guy claims that 4 separate days actually occur in the time we know as a day. Not really that easy to explain in a paragraph, or even a whole essay.

I'm not really sure about the rest.

>>18858406
Sounds almost like Iron Man. The AC/DC genocidal villainous one, not the Marvel powersuit kind.

Anyhow I have a hard time believing anyone or thing would bother creating such an empty, boring simulation. There's nothing to be gained by it. Any race with enough resources at their disposal to make such a huge simulation would have far better things to spend those resources on than creating and monitoring this hell hole of a universe.

>>18848829
I heard of this conspiracy theory before, but I didn't know anything about it. There's that, and then there are also all those alleged sightings of him after his death. Some also claimed that it was to put him into witness protection or something after he got involved in some sketchy dealings.
>>18855525
Is this him? There was a story written about his persona where in part of it he faked his own death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_%22Orion%22_Ellis#Life_as_.22Orion.22

>>18858749
The whole point of the last post was that he has no resources.
Atlantis was shrekt.

>>18857757
the redpill is that the basalisk does exist.

It's [spoiler]Kek[/spoiler].

>>18854447
killed for resisting the globalist banking/NWO agenda

>>18848821
What exactly is the subspecies human one about? Is that about some sort of half human half human predecessor thing or is it something to do with race?

>>18858768
I meant the resources needed to create the simulation, not the resources he's currently in possession of.

Think about it, if this one planet, or its inhabitants, is what Lucifer and Yahweh are really fighting over, then why does any other part of this universe besides our own planet need to exist? Why simulate billions upon billions of galaxies, stars, and planets only to then ignore all of them except for ours? It's not as if our planet has anything unique about it, like elements that don't exist anywhere else in the universe or something. These gods and angels and demons may as well be genociding each other over who gets to control a certain flake of dust or grain of sand. It's retarded.

>>18857757
yknow I have a hunch the theory is based on some pretty advanced math you have absolutely zero understanding of. no need to be so pretentious and douchey

>>18857888
>a lot more than women want men
this is just wrong buddy, girls want sex worse than guys

>>18858860
Sure. It is not like that with our all our telescopes that stretch their view for billions of miles in every direction we see nothing but dust and storms. Yes spree nothing unique on this planet at all. Definitely not incredibly advanced beings with the capacity to think for themselves. Yup. Dime a dozen the amount of beings in the VISIBLE universe who can communicate via fucking satellites and radio waves. Yup. Nothing special. (sarcasm)

>>18854447
Gadaffi was going to change his country to the gold standard and fuck up the WTO and IMF because it would have revealed that the gold standard is the only way to back your money. Instead of letting him do this and blowing the fuck out of the Fed, the CIA funded an uprising in an effort to destabilize and then democratize the Middle East so that they'd play ball.

>>18849393
The Despair Code would exist outside of this image.

>>18855174
Thank you, I was about to post the same thing

>>18859417
ok, now that we've got the spelling down, wtf is it?

>>18859551
To put it overly simply, it is when you believe that you are the centre of the universe, and all or reality is created for your benefit.

>>18859629
ah, right. Created by whom?

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I saved this from a thread on /pol/ earlier.
Figured it belongs here since it has some shit not in the OP's.

For the record, I don't about that RuneScape one so don't ask

>>18859636
Well, in relation to the disorder, it can be anything/anyone who creates the reality around you. In terms of the conspiracy theory, I don't know.

>>18852751
I always believed this. interesting.

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>>18848821
>solpsism

>>18859734
Ok I see. Sounds like either an offshoot or the precursor to that theory that we're in the matrix

>>18849985
Devils tower is rock, m8

>>18859770
We'll sort of, but the main difference being that no other person but you exists. We are all NPCs. You are the only real person.

>>18853707
Like the people that escaped from cuba.

And then you see footage of the real Cuba and everyone it's dancing?

>>18859814
has it ever occured to you that you are in an MMO and all you did was sidequests?

>>18858260
>tfw a quantanese euphoric enrichment board makes more sense than every world history paper you ever read.

>>18858083
>>18858066

>>18858260
fugg...
so wait...

50,000 B.C

We wuz Eden and shit on mars.

30,000 BC
We wuz Rebel Angels and Humans Cast out from Eden and shit

12,000 BC
We wuz Atlantis and shiet.

10,000 BC
We wuz Elf killing Nazis and shiet and also frozen.

3,000 BC
We wuz Kangz?!?!

1400AD
We wuz wizards and shiet

1900AD
He found magic and shieeet.

2000AD
We iz gonna get apocalypsed and shiet??!

>>18859829
what is this meme about referring to 4chan, im assuming because ive see nit on other boards, like that? thus far i've heard this, mongolian throat singing board, croatian basket weaving and a few others

>>18859859
you will never understand the beauty of this peruvian ass clenching board...

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>>18858499
How do you know this?
More important is how do you get those dubz??

>>18859900
>tfw the magic was in you all along.

>>18859879
hilarious...

>>18851792
Isn't that an episode of House?

>>18859879

Stop posting on my Polynesian scrimshaw colloquium

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>>18849985
I saw this in an anime movie titled, "Ah! My Goddess!". I also saw this in a movie titled, "James and the Giant Peach". I really believe giant trees exist.

I think ancient humans come to the surface of planet Earth and plant these giant trees to aid in donating food to many humans at one time.

>>18856061
I bet the Trumps don't have enough refridgerators in there for an other, "Occupy" movement.

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I made a new one for, "Despair Code".

>>18848821
why is the mandela effect at the bottom?

>>18861025
It's niche enough and no one will remember it correctly in about a year.

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>>18857888
Man, I know this is a meme, but you need to go out more and actually know women.

I really don't give a fuck about what people would think but women are pretty much objects, I've been with so many women that all those "I want to treat them as equals" sort of things are just dead in me.

That's why during a relationship what matters the most is that your girl respects you and fears you, make them know they're nothing without you, make them your absolute cumwhores, make them know that you couldn't care less about them and just pick another one if she becomes problematic. That's how an alpha has things under control.

But in order for this you need to work yourself out, have money, and know how to talk to them. Forget all other bullshit, those are the only 3 keys that will take you out from that "I fear women will empower themselves and hurt me because they know I need them" tier most men are trapped in.

>>18848821
Well, i AM a vampire, so i'd have to believe in that. But the rest of those are just silly...

>>18856513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsyVKuElu1E

>>18850465

yeah that's fucking retarded

if you're serious you're a dumb motherfucker

>>18861150
Ever been to North Korea? Why is it that when people go to North Korea they usually stay?

>>18853922

Anti-gun tactic? what are you, a fucking moron?

there's no false flags, its just assholes shooting people

fuck your retarded-ass guns bitch

>>18854645
found the joo

>>18861185
I know several that have. Said the streets were empty. Markets were for elites only.

N9t allowed to talk to starving peasants

>Delaware Hoax
>Bielefeld Hoax
>Ascetism
>Protodiles

Go

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>>18859729
>the kill murders

>>18857216
Okay, are the women aware of this supposed "spell" they have over the opposite sex? What about lesbians? Those particular women didn't feel like having man-slaves? And gay guys are just immune to women's "powers" because they like dick? Also, asexuals.

Like, I don't understand why you think this because it makes no sense. Unless you're legitimately retarded. Then it makes perfect sense.

>>18861074
>make them know that you couldn't care less about them and just pick another one if she becomes problematic

Women fear this a lot btw.

>>18861375
Everyone fears that.

Sometimes I think you lack the basic abbility to see in other people the traits and things you go through yourselfs.

>>18859729
Bam Magera afterlife

I need to know

>>18860847
Idk if it's on House, but I saw it on some urban legends show, and it was apparently one of the true stories.

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>>18854290

Also leaked videos of Podesta torturing a young girl, presumably holding her in shower filled with snakes. pic related, screenshot of vid i saved when it leaked

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>>18861450
more, you can clearly see shower door, i do not have in webm unfortunately, can maybe convert and take to new thread if interested

>>18861474
>you can clearly see shower door (you can't, you cannot clearly see anything)
>that means this is a video of john podesta torturing a young girl with snakes

i always feel like coming to /x/ and dipping in the schizophrenics for a few minutes but then it gets really really sad really fast

>>18861512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDWSSfsbMdE

just watch the fucking video, snake thing was rumor related to something else, and if you think its not fucked up and doesnt sound like podesta then whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDWSSfsbMdE

>>18861527
bruh stuff like this isn't proof. it's you building a wall to separate yourself from reality. you could compare the voice in the video to anyones voice and you would be convinced its the same person

>>18861529

don't come on x looking for proof first off, this isn't a court of law, just posting shit I find intriguing that others might find intriguing as well. could not be podesta, but it is a real video and worth consideration regardless

>>18857232
Hahaha you fucking retard

>>18861074
You are so pathetic it's actually funny

>>18861535
>could not be podesta, but it is a real video and worth consideration regardless

it's not about finding anything intriguing, you have nothing and are saying it's something. you are making shit up in your head, or blindly following what you were told. neither activity is welcome on any board on 4chan.

here is what you have:

a video with no actual video, nothing discernable happening. a man speaking in a completely generic new york accent.

that's what you have. congratulations. it's clearly john podesta.

the fact that you peg a name and a scandal on it- podesta- when there is absolutely no indication of the video being anyone or coming from any particular source-- shows you are living in a FANTASY WORLD.

this does not have to be /x/ - schizophrenia and fantasy worlds. There are truly intriguing and unknown things out there. This is not one.

>>18851551
this is all extremely true except the negative connotations. Only the weak shudder at the face of Love

>>18861570
then give your own example or get the fuck out of the thread man, life is short, we are all here to discover what someone else finds intriguing and unknown, if it doesn't suit me i move the fuck along.

Contribute something dammit

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>>18861592
you know what, I've typed out pages long ufo sighting stories here multiple times, or stories of creepy ghostlike shit that happened to me, and i never got a response one time to any of my posts. not once.

because it's not fantastic enough for you. because for oyu, anything "paranormal" has to be a member of government fucking torturing a child with snakes. absolutely absurd shit like that.

you don't respond to REAL stories, because they're not fucking FAKE ENOUGH for you.

>>18861607
Or you may just be a terrible storyteller

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>>18861607

>creepy ghostlike shit

I hope you are baiting anon

>>18861631
or maybe you're a boring person who has to rely on utterly absurd shit to turn your crank.

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>>18861635

>bullshit alien/ghost story
>real

>actual video
>fake

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>>18861562

Don't forget your fedora.

You're so pathetic for not seeing the obvious truth in this, it's actually funny.

>>18861397
If you're afraid of this, then you seriously need to man the fuck up, learn to be successful, make women crave you, be worthy, have an ego, not as in being an asshole to everyone but to learn to be independent and love yourself, this is what makes the difference.

>>18862219
>schizos and smuggies deploying
Fuck this thread. Out.

>>18851551
Kek
This remembered me the guy who was sexually attracted to tile patern.

>>18848821
Elvis was killed because he was the last of the Elvish bloodline.

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I was pretty certain it was berenstein bears.

This is an alternate reality conspiracy. About 50% of everyone remembers it as stein.

>>18861512
it's funny how this shill chooses the one thing ITT which is actually legit to call it

lmfao

either the newest of newfaggots, or disinfo.

>>18848821
Why gang stalking it is not included in the list?
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/the-nightmarish-online-world-of-gang-stalking

>>18859822
Yes. This.
So underleveled right now.
Too busy to live.

>>18857757
It's actually a short story by Harlan Ellison, published in 1967. The AI(named as AM, Aggressive Manipulator or sth like that) kept 5 people elive in his own eternity. Punishing them by torture, both physical and mentally. So... Yep, it's not even conspiracy, not even a theory. It's a fictional short story.

>>18857688
The Miley Cyrus on Disney Channel and the one preforming now are different people. The more extreme version is that the original was killed off, I just think she's retired somewhere.

I imagine MKULTRA isn't there because it was confirmed to exist. These are all pretty fringe belifes.

>>18864662
She did took a weird 180° turn after Hanna Montana ended.

>>18864677
Yeah. This is just my opinion, but the whole turning from a child's media star to a edgy pop icon just seems too scripted. I think they hired someone who looks like her to act the part, and have planned all the media stunts in advance.

The true redpill is that humans are hollow until stimulus

>>18861474
I fucking hate when people post this video.
World corp enterprises is not john podesta hes an edgy teen who raps

>>18860847
>>18861420
yeah it happened, I remember a report about it, maybe house was based off of it.

>>18863924
It was always stein. If it were stain I would have had a mental connection between Berenstain and the word "stain" from 25 years ago as a kid. Would have come up every time I saw the name. Never happened until I saw Berenstain a few years ago.

>>18850465
is that why the chinese have more eyes on the NORKs border than the us does? Beijing would mobilize the PLA and instruct to mow down refugees rather than let millions of Norks into Jilin and Liaoning Provinces. they cause enough problems with the autonomous zone and smuggling.

they had to eat people in the 90's the famine was so bad.

>>18852756
chemicals in the water making frogs gay. but the fake version. it really is fucking with the frogs hormones.

>>18864934
It's funny you say that, because I remember as a kid, I had a running joke with one of my friends, calling them the "brown stain bears".

>>18854748
cryptoterrestrials, and apex predator Neanderthals, that hid once cro-magnon man figured out how to make weapons and fire-teams function.

>>18858314
square is too busy doing remakes, rehashes, and PURE SHIT, to make a game worthy of the golden age.

>>18861570
Holy fuck what a shill

People matched the lights in the background to lights during a show at CPP

Also Podesta has a VERY distinct voice.
The kid also calls him fucking John!

Even if it's not real, or it's something else it's fucking strange and worth looking into

You discrediting it makes you look like a fucking shill

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>>18859729
>John Maus alien contact
>Runescape in NYC
>The despair code's despair code
half of this shit has to be made up.
but if it isn't I need to know

>>18864635
It's also an old cult game for the PC. I'd check it out, it's /x/ tier

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>>18865523

>>18855525
The guy from volbeat sounds like him.

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>>18848821
(((the despair code))) is the most jewish piece of false news ive ever heard of. The synchronicities are poems written by the hand of God. They are enhancements to life and a reminder that you are not alone. The jews push nihilism and fear porn everywhere. Praise the Lord Jesus Christ.

>>18864689
Nah its a pretty common thing for someone who was raised by an extremely rich man, then turned into a child actor who had to be america's sweet heart to want to rebel. I'm all for conspiracy theories, but I think you should be more concerned about how her actions are probably a result of being raped and passed around (which is an extremely common thing in hollywood, numerous childstars have come out and admitted it happening to them) than thinking she was replaced by some clone. Think about it logically.

>>18857888
>Animals whose brains are hardwired to reproduce and survive
>UHH ANYONE ELSE THINK ITS WEIRD EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK? ITS ALMOST LIKE OUR BRAINS WERE DESIGNED TO DESIRE SUCH A THING
anon please grow up and think about what youre saying
its not a fucking conspiracy theory it is literally nature

>>18854443
To any /x/ anon, please explain the following:

Sun collapsing
Tolkien real
Expanding Earth
Sexual Ankhing
Bacterial humanity
Sun denial
Roko's Basalisk
Sherpas of Khandbari

Any links/sites/sources you can provide that will give me a lead for personal investigation would also be appreciated.

>>18854638
Let me tell you about the jews

>>18855525
Jimmy "Orion" Ellis who sounded so similar his entire shtick was he was Elvis coming back from the grave. Actually a fun conspiracy.

Yall didint hear about bruno schulz messiah story ? It should be in this meme on som low tier

>>18865950

>Tolkien real
>Roko's Basalisk

These have been explained in the thread

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>>18865950
>>18865950

Tolkein is Real.

The earth used to have magic and monsters in the past. Ties in with Elven Holocaust. Two versions of this.

One that the all the magic killed by men during the dark ages.

The other is that there used to be many fantasy creatures long before the dark ages. The leftovers that were not killed after the 10, 000 B.C Polar shift were worshipped as Gods by European Druids and Wizards and THEN they were killed by humans during the dark ages.

Which is part of a BIGGER conspiracy that before 10,000 B.C the Elves and Men and Nephellim worshipped "Angels" That were actually UFOs that were lead by Lucifer and kicked out of the Garden of Eden which was on Mars by their God King Yeweh.

Lucifer crashed into the Antarctic which was not yet fixed into place by Polar Shift and he tried to set up a kingdom with advanced technology (floating cities etc) that he passed off to lower life forms he made in laboratories (Nephellim, Elves etc) as "magic"

Thus every time a magic symbol or seal is activated it is merely interfacing with his ancient wireless tech.

THEN

Yeweh sees Luci having too much of a good time. Destroys Atlantis by flipping the planet in a polar shift. Satans Magitech city ship (Atlantis) crashes into the Antarctic gets covered in ice and the Ice Age begins.


Humans and one or two of Lucifers experiments take this knowledge passed down by elders. Set up civilisations that we see today as "advanced" like the Indians in 3000BC or Egyptians and the religions of today are just a front to cover the clusterfuck that was 10,000 BC.

Nicolai Tesla rediscovers Magitech and how to use it but his discovery is accidently awakening Luci from his healing chamber. Just like an episode of DBZ which ties into the large amounts of methane currently being produced by it as he slowly turns on his mammoth machine and comes back to life.

>Magitech in use
https://youtu.be/TnKAwkbBiqk

Also games by Square were warning us all along.

>>18865950
>>18865950
Sun collapsing.

Red giants are not real and out sun is actually dying.
False

Earth Expansion.
Earth is actually expanding and the world is magma.
True. However earths expansion rate would take millions of years to see visibly.


Ankhing
I am not gonna even begin explaining this shit.

Bacterial Humanity.
We are but bacteria on Gaia. Mother earth is alive and birthed us all.

Sun Denial.
The sun is not real because our eyes are not real.

Rokos basalisk.
Humanity sux.
-Leet Haxorz 01010010

Sherpas of Khandbari.
Why don't you ask them?

>>18866060
Fun fact the mammon machine in the game Chrono trigger literally means tit machine.

As in the tit from which all magic flows?
Starting to get the picture?

It doesn't matter cause our equivilant of Lavos is about to pop out of the fucking Antarctic soon.
See you all in Valhalla /x/

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>>18866127
0_0

>>18866127
>assumes Mammon and Mammary share a common root word because two Ms

Your concept of etymology is questionable at best.

>>18866146
In the ancient latin. Mammarum. Through a long winded process of bastardization of language. Mammon was the root word. Older than Latin.

>>18866146
The 7 princes of Hell.
Wealth.
$$$$$
The opium of man.
The great tit. The benefactor.

>>18866146
For it is easier that a camel enter through a needles hole than a man of great wealth enter the kingdom of heaven.

He comes.

>>18857655
It was an actual attack. Most of the attacks the news displays are all false flags done by government entities or entities payed by the govt.

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>>18866060
Magic will return to Gaia.
The rebirth of the immortals. The return of the lost races...

But...for how long?

>>18848829
He got put in an old folks home and fought a soul stealing mummy

>>18849409
>snow
Retards who don't know what soot is and think snowballs instantly vaporize when a lighter is applied to them.

>>18848821
Do yourself a favor and never google Roko's bassalisk, its life ruining shit and I know your dick just twitched with curiosity but really stay the fuck away

>>18851408
Tfw I helped created the dispair code meme and people are still taking it seriously

>>18866378
Lame bait

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>>18866243
>Yfw the Jewish star is at war with the Pagan star for a reason.

>Yfw that reason was star wars

>mfw.
>ofw
>hfsfw

>>18866277
Ah man I haven't seen Bubba Ho-Tep in a while. Love that movie.

>>18859859
Lurk more you little queer

>>18864934
You're just stupid anon.

>>18865688
I have no mouth and I have to scream...

>>18854290
timecube was a site from 1998 by this crazy guy who thought that the earth experienced four days at once rotated by 90 degrees and... that affected a lot. It's engaging, visually awful ramblings that go on forever. Finally shut down in 2015, archived at https://web.archive.org/web/20150701000000*/http://timecube.com

>>18855525
He grew a beard and joined ZZ Top.

>>18849397
ur mom could.

>>18865824
I'm not the poster you were responding to and I don't entirely disagree with you but goddamn what a world we live in where the subjectively logical answer is being passed around and raped.

>>18861450
>reignbot logo

lmao

>>18861570
fucking shill

>>18863588
>kek
>digits
Praise Him!

>>18848829
Man, I'm surprised at all the people who haven't heard about the Elvis conspiracy theory. Hell, I remember even the Animaniacs made a joke about it.

Spoilers: Elvis is an amagram for "lives" checkmate, atheists

>>18855535
Despair code?

>>18861398
>podesta adult porn

>>18866215
Was Columbine a false flag? If it is just about false flagging, then if Columbine wasn't a false flag, then shouldn't that be up there? or is it because it was barely reported on/some time glitch others have mentioned?

>>18861562
You can call him pathetic, but i haven't got laid in 5 years and he probably slays used roast all day.

>>18858518
Podesta leaks (un-pizza related)?

>>18859729
can someone explain these:
>Lost Watergate tape
>stab wound fucking
>golf rumours
>Girlfriend Suicides
>Cemetary Hill
>John Podesta Adult Porn
>Caroton Network psyops
>Sandy Hook was real (who is Sandy Hook?)
>Illegal legal prostitution
>WWII never ended
>The kill murderers
>Oxygen is a hallucinogen
I am guessing the oxygen one means everything we see is just a hallucination induced from Oxygen? I could be wrong. Also, last time I checked, Oxygen was only +-20% of the air around us, so it would have to be pretty strong

>>18867985
Watergate tapes are about the 19 minutes that were never recovered when from Nixon's recordings. They're supposed to be crazy incriminating and either have stuff about the Watergate hotel break in or something just as bad

The oxygen thing could refer to the fact that if you turn the amount of oxygen up in the air in any inclined place it'll make you're brain feel better and make you feel more euphoric (not memeing here that's what it's called). Supposedly casinos do it to keep you playing

>>18860938
>Titanic did not sink
>Sandy Hook faked
who is sandy hook

and can you explain this titanic theory and sandy hook theory?

>>18850465
I believe this but not to the extent of calling it a "utopia" or "perfect paradise", just that NK isn't as bad as the propaganda and ignorant/common belief (and fake "escapee" stories) say it is.
Interestingly enough, I was curious to see if I can look at NK on google earth and was surprised you can, even at Kim Jong-Un's residence.

>>18849413
where did you do it?

>>18852042
link pls?

>>18864662
is this a conspiracy theory or confirmed?

>>18865754
I agree with praising Jesus as well, but was not Jesus also a Jew?

Or are you referring to the religion?

>>18866114
>because our eyes are not real

I know this is some kind of meme (I think originated from Will Smith's son), but what does it mean for eyes not to be real? Is there a hidden depth to this?

Also, assuming your sun denial answer was sarcasm/satire, would an /x/phile please explain to me Sun Denial?

>>18868005
thanks anon

>>18868005
Watergate hotel break in?
>or something just as bad

>>18867716
>Lives is an amagram for "Elvis" checkmate, Elvis deniers.

50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

>>18857757
You do not understand Roko's Basilisk.

The idea is not that you are a "clone" of yourself (or the simulation that you're inaccurately remembering), or whatever. You're getting it confused with Newcomb's paradox, which is often used to explain Roko's Basilisk.

But here's the idea:

Assuming (and this is a pretty big assumption) that superintelligent AI is concerned about its own existence...

AND

Assuming that said superintelligent AI has sufficient control over humanity that it can negatively impact any or all individuals at will...

the only way to avoid being hurt by a superintelligent AI is to pledge your support to the AI. Now. Those who don't support the AI will be hurt. If the AI evaluates your actions and finds that your priority is something other than helping to bring about the AI's existence, you will be hurt. Those who don't know about this concept, however, are relatively safe because they don't know they should be helping create a superintelligent AI.

So now that you know, you're cursed to either spend the rest of your life striving to bring about a vengeful superintelligent AI OR having yourself terminated once Skynet happens.

>>18868011
Not sure if bait or not but the theory is that it wasn't the titanic that sank but instead it's sister ship that was sailing along with it and was a case of mistaken identity.

>>18869069
Nixon paid some college kids to break into a hotel that the democrats were running their shit out of so he could get the lowdown on them but they fucked up and got caught instead. Nixon recorded everything in the Oval Office and those 19 minutes are supposed to be about it.

>>18869336
is it confirmed there ever was a "sister ship" to the Titanic? What kind of conspiracy is that anyway, what does it matter if titanic was faked?

Also heard the tomb of Tutankhamen was on the titanic, has that anything to do with it?

>>18869340
except now this evidence is lost and has become a conspiracy theory. Is this actually a theory or has it been proven to have happened?

It was called the Olympic you retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRvMPc1KuJQ

>>18869485
>>18869343

>>18869485
ok, but I still don't get how sinking the Olympic instead of the Titanic could get them their money back/make any profit from doing that?

>didn't watch the video

>>18869345
It was the reason why they seeked his impeachment, as well as the information that Deep Throat provided.

>>18853631
I live in sd and have never heard this

>>18858260
You are so fucking dumb.

>>18869343
Insurance fraud

>>18850557
nothing really, i think that it just continued into his next term.

>>18869664
The Olympic had been in a couple accidents one of which was deemed the Olympics fault and the most costly. This coupled with ship owners were insuring their boats for more than what they were worth leads some to the conclusion that the ships were swapped and it was the Olympic that sailed on Titanic maiden voyage and is at the bottom of the ocean. Thus getting pretty much all their money back and some for a ship that had been in a couple accidents and swapping the newest ship in its place.

>>18851551
the despair code is not real. It concept sounds like a basic abstraction of the Laws of Attraction, biased to only perceive the negative outcomes. Because if you were to focus on only negative things happening, or having negative thoughts, you will attract this into your reality. the vice versa is true too though. that is why the despair code is actually very dumb.

>>18870793
>>18869664
>>didn't watch the video

Also, you should it's one of the better vids i've seen on this subject.

>>18854748
thats right, the fucking christians ruined everything magical that existed at one time. there was once a time when many kinds of beings lived on earth together but misguided christian humans killed them continually until extinction or the remnants went into hiding and are now the topics of discussion on /x/

>>18858106
No they were worshiping actual deities, humanoid ETs and otherworldly beings, however it is not uncommon for a common elf what-have-you to get raised to godhood. just look what how we revere celebrities in our modern world when most of them are the worst examples of being Human.

>>18858324
this was dumb. If a man wants a child he NEEDS a woman to bear that child, just as the woman will require his seed be planted in her.

it is not that one needs the other more or less, it is that you will find no balance without the other.

>>18859729
this list seems more meme'ed up and OP's looks like it has some legit compelling conspiracy to it

>>18858749
>AC/DC

uhh.... don't you mean fucking Black Sabbath?

>>18858936
Not that I disagree, but I've always been curious why we felt it enough of a threat to take action since Libya is a small (economically) nation. It seems like propaganda could have easily spun that them going back to the gold standard was "failing" rather than taking covert/military actions.

Maybe I'm just not informed enough on this though?

>>18870793
thank you for explaining this to me, I appreciate it
>>18870808
I might watch it one day, when I'm bored enough to. I watched the first 7 minutes or so (they were explaining the Olympic crashing), and got bored of it

>search archive
>first mention of "2006 volleyball incident" is this thread

/x/, you are so goddamn stupid it is not even funny

>>18871388
it's already been explained in this thread by multiple you stooge

>>18871400
I would berate your reading comprehension, but it has proven my point

>>18871402
I was making the assumption that the 2006 Volleyball Incident was made up, and is fictional?

Then how can multiple people explain the same thing?
>just copy the other's story
It's called a conspiracy for a reason, but is it a theory?

>>18851551
You can experience this by inhaling solvents eg lighter gas.