Can we get a creepypasta/scary stories (true or not) thread?

bump for bleak hope

>>18841211
[singing] Oh, I frequently think every now and then of the glorious fruit of the noble hen eggs, eggs, E, double-G, S-eggs. My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide. I’ve eaten them boiled, I’ve eaten them fried. Poached and shirred and deviled and scrambled, hummeled, shmummeled, cuddled, and frammeled. I’ve eaten them beaten and swizzled and swuzzled. Frizzled, cadizzled, bamboozled, and fuzzled. I know every way that an egg can be guzzled. And thinking of eggs reminds me of Sam. Whose favorite dish. Is green eggs and ham.

>>18841395
Not exactly what I was hoping for, interesting though.

>>18841436
Willing to believe based on what some aussies have said goes on in that place, christ

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>>18841211
Hey, bud. This is a request thread and that's kinda lame af. Next time post a few of your own, nyaaaaa

will post the few I have

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>>18841778

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>>18841790
my bad if any of these are out of order. I'm a disgusting slob cause that's the life for meeee

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>>18841816
most of my good stuff is on the other laptop. if the threads still up tomorrow, I'll dump some major stories for y'all

>>18841778
I don't have any of my own, I figured this would. Be the place to get them? Thanks for sharing though

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>>18841844
Fuck this one gets me everytime

>>18841790
Wow, do you have a continue to this? I appreciate the dump, loving these. Thank you!

>>18841844
Holy shit this is the best story I've ever read

>>18841844
What a fucking skitz cunt

>>18842048
Agreed, those are some heavy duty multi tonnage balls. I always wondered if not giving a shit would deter spirits. I remember when I was younger I was very open to those ideas but as I got older and shut it out I had fewer experiences until nothing. Ofc, I wasn't punching spirits and taunting them.

>>18842077
If someone poured holy water on his hands and started punching towards spirits what could ghosts do. I'm gonna pour some holy water on my dick and try get some ectoplasm orgasm.

>>18842083
Salt some snakes and sling them around like some whips, etc. Fuck shit up in the spirit realm

>>18842139
Man we need to start a cult based on that guy, just Goto haunted house and bash some ghosts

>>18842150
I'd be down for that actually, like the story is so extreme it's hard not to believe and it makes some sort of sense. If we had a good name it would make for great TV as well

>>18842168
>Show consist of three naked dudes running around destroying shit in an abandoned house

>>18842177
Pretty much, but if greatful townsfolk bring me brisket I'm not throwing that shit away. Go ahead and mark that.

It may end up being the best way to prove ghosts on film, talking shit about Satan and fighting the supernatural. 5 star entertainment

>>18842192
5 minute segments at the end of every episode about eating healthy and staying fit kek

Heading to bed for a short while, if any kind anon s want to share some or help keep this alive until our friend returns it is appreciated.

>>18842198
Lmao, perfect. "Getting Jacked with the Dead"

>>18841790
Does anyone happen to have the second part to this?

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1/2

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>>18843415
2/2

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>>18841211
This isn't creepy but is the weirdest thing that happened to me

>Be on computer at night
>Finish doing whatever I was doing
>Notice a sound, as if someone was pushing and pulling the doorknob really hard and fast. Door is a bit loose on the frame, so it can all shake, not just the doorknob.
>Sister asks "do you hear that?
>Tell her yeah and realize that I've actually been hearing it for a while but on the background
>Both decide to go downstairs and see what it is
>When we are just about to be able to see the door, it stops.
>Open the door to see if it was a cat that got inside
>Nothing

It was the "house door" that was making the noise, not the "street door". Also, there is no way for an animal to get in and out of the garage.

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>>18841211

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>>18843909
I still get shaken by that ending.

>>18843678
>a certain insane Arab

Who?

>>18844260
Mad Abdul Alhazred?

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>>18842774
I do, but unfortunately my connection is really slow(out of highspeed data) and the file is relatively large so my captcha keeps timing out before I can post it. I'll make a thread in a few days with the whole story once I get my highspeed back.

Anyway, I've returned. This is the tale of my boy Blue. Missing a segment between 2 and 3, but I hope y'all enjoy nonetheless.

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>>18844267
That's correct. He's the guy who wrote the Necronomicon of Lovecraft lore. If y'all are into spooky stories and not reading Lovecraft, you've got some priorities to straighten out, I tell you what.

>>18844365
Alright. Sorry to do this to you good people, but it seems I can't post part three either. Come back on the 5th and I'll dump the majority of my collection in a new thread if this one's not still going. Them's the breaks, I guess.

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>>18843415
You are a hero! Thanks for returning

>>18841778
Good stories, but the Korean police number isn't 911

>>18844365
Lovecraft isn't scary.

>>18843419
So many questions like what is Bear?

>>18844449
I SAID SMILE AND WAVE god what is wrong with this kid

*Oh shit i hope he didn't hear me say that*

(He hears you every time)

>>18845058
>I'm underage and can't understand subtle horror.
>which lovercraft is five nights at freddys based off of?
The post

>>18844365
Color out of space is my favorite

>>18845275
I think it's probably some dude she seduced/kidnapped

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>>18845275
There are a few theories

>>18843907
that's terrifying

>>18846768
Very interesting, a whole other layer of fucked to this. Did OP ever return?

>>18846879
Not yet, but I hope he does. It's a decent enough story to be worth paying attention to.

>>18843415
God, I wish that were me

>>18841436
It's a skinwalker.

>>18847307
Nice meme, my friend.

>>18845741
Stuffed in a bear suit? Like what

>>18841844

Chad encounters a Ghost.jpg

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Wow this board sucks
nobody dumping?
Im gonna start to, but as return I'm /r/ing the story of the faggot ledittor who visited an old bridge in england and encountered some kind of shelter for some twisted ass psycho

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>>18848256

This one is one of the few that still gets me.

Anybody lurking?

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>>18848273

Iraqi death cult / satanists

one of the best stories ever posted on here

last one for now, because this board is slow as FUCK

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>>18848264
Huh, so the spooky ghost girl was just training him to kill that guy.
Guess ghosts can be pretty good.

>>18848280
This thread has some quality but the pace is a bummer

>>18843907
>Le Lovecraft Reference
Why do people do this?

>>18847307
You and me both senpai, guy only lost a finger for that, I'd give my dominant arm to have such a life

>>18848765

/x/ is always slow as fuck

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>>18841211

women being poeple
that should scare your socks off

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>>18850881
I'm scared to find out what a poeple is, and why they're only men.

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>>18850881
poeple