Ok guys fucking story time. Literrally fucked me up today >

Lemme see

>>18825486
We will have to see if we can sneak pic
Hes a real nice guy but it really mind fucked us

>>18825470
Moar

He has been hiding it for 18 years (i assume) so he should be god tier at it.

>>18825533
That could be
We thought we would have seen it due to us always playing smash bros with him

>>18825470
John ? is that you ?

>>18825555
Depends john who?

>>18825515
>Me
>High school freshman
>Ready to see what the world had to offer
>Friends want to have a sleep over
>It's the 3 amigos, reunited.
>Justin pulls out a spirit board
>I get a weird chil
>Nervous buy go along with it
>Lit candles dark room
>Asking weird questions
>And then I got sucked Into a worm hole

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>>18825586
Mr Wick?

>>18825608
Nope you got the wrong man

>literally fucked me up
kill yourself soon

Freaks are good at hiding that shit, that's why you didnt notice. I knew a kid back in highschool that had a missing finger, he cut it off in middle school using a table saw or something so we called him Band Saw Boy. Even knowing he was missing a finger, you would hardly see that part of his hand.

>>18825470
>was 13-14
>me and all my friends were really into skateboarding
>was this church me and my friends also skated at
>some of my friends would go on about it being haunted
>claimed they saw a pale all white lady with no feet that appeared to hover
>even friend's who were atheists swore by it
>wasn't sure whether to believe it or not
>one night me and my friend's were skating there
>it's my turn to do the stairS
>getting ready to push off when suddenly
>hear a BANG BANG BANG on the glass door that is 2 feet behind me
>see a really old pale lady in an all white dress
>we all freak the fuck out skate away across the parking lot
>as my best friend gets to the end of the parking lot he hits a crack
>his body goes flying and rolls half way across the street
>we pick him up and skate home as fast as possible

Looking back it was most likely just some weird old lady but was scary as fuck at the time.

>>18825599
>be me
>get sucked into a wormhole
>wormhole wanted nothing more than this fat nut
>proceeds to get some wormhead

>>18825470

he's self-conscious and you all are self-centered. nothing paranormal about that.

That's pretty fucking weird.

Knew a fellow like that when I was in high school. Everyone called him "flipper".
He never seemed to try to hide it though. As far as I could tell that was the only external indicator that something was different about him.

>>18825470
You are retarded. He has prosthetic fingers( they look real). When he told you about his foot and you didnt atct wierd about it he feelt he could show his hand aswell.

Show us a picture

man imagine how hard it must be for that guy to make friends.

Played smash bros. Looked at my dick. My dick has somehow formed into a small pinky finger.

Maybe instead of treating him like a paranormal entity you should treat him like a normal person because clearly this guy has self esteem issues because of his condition and believing he's some kind of reality glitch won't help.

>>18825470
nah man not reality fucking with him. there was this asian girl i worked with at an electronics store. cute as fuck. always chatted her up. then one day my buddy bruce was like man i bet my dick would look huge in her hands. look closer at her hands. only has 4 fingers per hand. mind blown

>>18825636
Yeah the black ranger from might morphin power rangers had a missing finger. He was good at hiding it, look it up its a fact

>>18827577
Nah man he isnt the paranormal entity. The dimensional rip that caused this is

>>18827525
Yeah we are like his only friends. But he's a nice guy and fucking great at smash