>Be me, 38 years old currently >work hard all my life >get

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>Be me, 38 years old currently
>work hard all my life
>get shitty job at some company when 18
>work my way up, promotion after promotion
>know the bosses son, gets me in with the boss himself
>boss invited me to meet regional director
>guy likes me
>makes me a regional director as well over time
>go to meetings with big wigs, invited to a dinner with owner of company
>discuss an idea to make more money while lowering costs to company with group of people including ceo's, they like the idea, tell owner of company
>get in good with the owner
>have a personal relationship with the guy
>invites me to a secret meeting
>We get on a first class plane "Oh shit this is nice.jpg"
>Arrive on an island. see a giant owl statue, guys wearing robes scrawling sigils and shit on the ground while singing about fire and human sacrifice
>"the fuck even?"
>He takes me to a main building, huge 300 man (Only man) orgy taking place. He strips naked and jumps in, yells "come on in my boy the waters fine!"
>there was no water, only cum and old man sweat
>Alex Jones runs in with a camera, shoves it in my face "tell us about the own, tell us about the human sacrifices!"
>What the fuck is going on
>Main guy in red robes watching the orgy releases the hounds who've been trained to sniff out Alex
>Alex runs off screaming about gay frogs and faggy cults and guns
>owner of company I work for gets up, naked and sweaty
>Looks me in the eyes. "You've made Moloch proud my boy"
>clasps my shoulder and gives a knowing wink
>mfw