Let's pretend monster movies are real. What state would

wtf y no mothman?

>The Government
>Daylight Savings Time
>Racism

At least where I'm living now I can shoot the fuckers. Where I'm moving to I'm screwed.

>>18815335
This is a shitty map, but "Steven" (it's Stephen) King made me lol

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>>18815335
Caves? I don't get it.

Someone make a non-retarded map

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>>18815353
I think I found a better map... maybe?
Details on the films:
http://www.the-line-up.com/horror-movies-by-state/

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From California and I got a wooden chop stick. You need to warn me first or I probably won't have enough time to get it 21st a moment's notice

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>>18815362
dafuq still no mothman

>>18815335
>How screwed are you if the monsters come right NOW?
(Virus - FL) Probably not at all. We already have a lot of viruses, what's another one? It'll fit right in along with the zika and chikungunya. *Sprays some extra Off*

>>18815362
close encounters
wat

>>18815411
Kek, fellow Floridanon here. I think we'll be just fine.

Already set the clocks back a few weeks ago. I'm safe.

>>18815335
I'd be fine. Steven King seems pretty weak. I could beat him.

I'd be down for vampires. They usually don't wreck society as a whole and there are ways to stay safe. I would become the best Catholic if I knew vampires were around. Carry garlic and the whole nine yards.

>>18815362
Scream sucks, just carry a gun and get better friends. Gimme a real monster

>>18815335
I´d go with racism. Doesnt sound too scary and is easy to fix up.

>Daylight Savings Time
That one makes me feel uneasy though, sounds like a trap.

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>>18815335
Borderline obsessed with zombie movies. Live in PA. Fantastic.

>>18815335
WA, so Bigfoot. I've got a loaded ar-15 within arm's reach to my left, a 12 guage full of 00buck and one ounce rifled slugs in a closet 7 feet behind me, and a Glock 19 with 3 full mags in a backpack by my right foot. Then I was sharpening my knives, so there's like a dozen of those on my desk right now.
Bring it, I'd light a motherfucker up.

>>18815362
>My state always gets Blair Witch

Why the fuck is Cthulu land locked?

>>18816370
Do you even maps?

>>18815481
The Michael Myers one sounds fucking terrifying.

>>18815335
I'm from Kentucky, so I'd be dealing with zombies. I'm guessing these particular zombies are the Return of the Living Dead variety which are notably harder to kill. I'd say I'd be pretty fucked. I could hide it out, but it wouldn't matter cause the government would nuke the state before too long.

>>18815335
Bigfoot and the ring. Im fucked

>>18815362
>live in west massachusetts

wtf is this Gyo?

>>18815352
The Descent was scary

>>18815335
Its funny because Stephen King's big tourist house is literally five minutes from my house. See him walking around town every now and then. Total sketch ball. Fits right in with the junkies wandering around Bangor. Is he personally coming to get me because I will wreck that scrawny little nerd. Change that shit to the stuff from in the mouth of madness and I'll actually be worried.

>>18815343
That's actually really funny. New Hampshire is the most libertarian state.

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>>18815335
>Zombies
What is this referring to? Romero films?

>racism
Am I the monster op?

>>18816709
I know Ky is Return of the Living Dead. The other two are probably Night and Dawn of the Dead.

>Kansas
>aliens

What?

>truckers
lmao isn't dealing with truckers just Wyoming on a daily basis though

I'd say I'm in pretty good shape

>>18816907
no lie and they are all already tweaked out anyway I dont see how It can get much worse here

>>18815335
>the clock in a wall

Look I get that it's an actual horror movie in Michigan, but there's so much more shit that anyone in Michigan would find horrifying, more than a death clock

>>18816709
>>18816718
KY's where The Walking Dead starts, so there's one reason, I suppose.

>>18815335
>>18815362
I got dreams and then Nightmare on Elm street....

I know I should've expected my state to be lame, but I'm still disappointed...

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>>18816716
the only real monsters in this world

I think Maryland, New Jersey and Illinois would be comfy as fuck. Holding up in your Haddenfield suburban house would be comfy as fuck, shitposting on /x/ knowing Myers is murdering people in your neighborhood. For Jersey would be comfy having a house in a wooded area (firmly secured though) knowing the creature could be lurking outside. Cosy as fuck. Then living on the outskirts of the woods for Blair Witch knowing you're a few yards from certain death.

>ctulhu
In a fucking land locked state? Is he in a lake? Yes I'm royally fucked.

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>>18817026
>KY's where The Walking Dead starts
Never knew Atlanta and the CDC HQ was in KY...

>live in Indiana
Daylight savings time is scary guis

>>18818373
Rick is from Kentucky. He makes his way to Georgia when he wakes from the coma. The outbreak isn't stated as starting in Ky though.

Return of the Living Dead takes place in Ky, so that is likely the reference in Ops pic.

>>18818394
What is it a reference to? The Langoliers?

>>18815335
Why the shit is cthulu coming after tennessee? shouldn't he be going after people on the coasts?

>>18818373
pretty sure the very first issue of the comic had him in kentucky

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really Indiana what coming for them daylight savings time what the hell

>>18815340
mothman doesnt kill people. he warns them of a coming catastrophe.

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>>18816709
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Living_Dead
Set in, filmed in.

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>>18815335
Minnesota

>Succubi are women
>I'm gay
>No power over me

>>18815335
>Overlook Hotel
read that as overbooked hotel

>>18818419
>>18818438
Ah. Alrighty then.

>>18815335
>die via caves
I think ill be ok

>>18818468
Pretty sure the male counter-part, incubi, are implied. OP was just short on space.

>>18818468
I said bi I'm thinking it's trying to conclude You too

>>18815335
This is not the first time I have heard about spiders in Arizona. Apparently, the movie Eight-legged Freaks is based on their folklore.

I do not fear the Blair Witch.

>>18815335
>Virus
As long as the A/C still works I'll continue living in quarantine

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>>18816487

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>>18818483
Basically, they're neither male nor female, they just take a form appropriate to the task. If you were into beastiality, they might appear as a sheep or something.

The succubus (male) meme is really kind of clever, since in a venus flytrap sort of way a succubus IS a trap.

>>18815335
Live in ND. I'm a quarter spud and I literally have the Luck of the Irish. I'd be fucked no matter what creeper is creeping about.

>>18815335
>Cthulhu

r.i.p me

>>18816979
Elaborate on that. I plan on moving there eventually

>>18815335
>le racism
>Stephen King misspelled
>Washington and Oregon are one state
>cthulu attacking something not by water

>>18815335
>dreams
>2 states nearby with zombies
fucking gay

>>18815335
I reside in Ohio, what does it mean about dreams?

>>18816716
Tbh I'd be fucked I live in an area teeming with nigs and pakis

>>18816709
Well, your other option is tornadoes, since "caves" is cannon...

>>18819645
What is listed on each state is a reference to a horror movie that is set in said state. Nightmare on Elm Street is set in Springwood, Ohio.