I just heard someone shout "yoohoo" from downstairs.

>>18802072
shout "nobody's home!"

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YOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>18802072

>oh no, there's something strange in my house!!!
>i know, ill create a thread on a Taiwanese Origami forum and ask for urgent help!!!!

It's babbys first roleplay.

And kys.

^ edgy

>>18802072
wreck his face

>>18802072
run downstairs naked

>>18802072
Dude. There's an effeminate zombie down there. Throw a pair of crocs down there he/she should run.

>>18802661
run downstairs *wearing nothing but crocs

>>18802664
Even better. They will assume you just got out of jail.

>>18802679
if it's an intruder? you'll scare them away. if it's a ghost? they'll know you're one of them.

>>18802072
Brainzzz, I mean peeenis.

Wow OP you finally summoned a succubus and you are to scared to bang her. Get a load of this guy.

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>>18802072
It's just a new advertisement technique, OP

>>18804492
holy shit it worked

>>18802072
grab something you can hit them with and wait by your door. if they come in hit them. in a few hours when there is light make some noise and act like your on the phone. doesnt matter if you left a phone down stairs they dont know how many live in your house. act like you got some one coming over. then go down stairs ready to beat soem ones brains in

if they got a gun throw what you are holding at them and dash for a door. most people are horrible shots and would probably try to avoid the bat thrown at them before trying to open fire. the more distance you put between you 2 the more likely it is they miss.

then there are walls. they are not superman they dont got xray vision. if they dont have line of sight your chancing of not being shot go up even further. so even if they see you for a second any chance you have to break line of sight do it even if it doesnt seem like it takes you farther away

>>18802651
Actually i second this. And if you have a knife or large object in your hand youll definitely be scary. Seriously, im not staying in a house i broke into if a naked bloke is staring at me with a large object in his hand.

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>>18802072
Quick,,burn your house down! Its satan and if he kills you he gets your souls, quick the flames kill the evil.

Too bad you dont have your phone, you could have made the call.

>>18802090
pic sauce?

>>18804779
ur mom

>>18806069
i'll slap u in the gabber mate

fucj

call back "hey, I'm upstairs, still counting all my guns!"

>>18806069
my moms kinda hot then

These comments freaking suck.
Its a friendly possum or rabbit.
Would like an apple.
There is a some nice one around here that does the same.

>>18804492
Is this shit even still around?

https://youtu.be/FrDN286YVaA

OP gonna die.

>>18802072
yell back "I HAVE A GUN, FUCK OFF!!!"

>>18808311
Do possums like apples?

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>>18802072
>be anons friend
>knows he browses /x/ a lot, believes in spoopy stuff
>perfect plan
>make into anons house
>shout yoohoo when hes browsing spoopy stuff in his computer
>?
>profit
mfw

Oh look, its this thread AGAIN

>>18812104
>tfw he actually secretly works for an advertising department and is trying to raise yoo-hoo sales

>>18802072
> someone breaks in
> intruder in house
> first thing you think to do is tell a bunch of neckbeards on the internet

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MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY

Someone probably just opened ur door and shouted in the house for shits and giggles then ran away

Sounds like something I would have done when I was 14

>>18814800
I do this, and I'm 30

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>>18816238
>picturing a bunch of old guys with canes doing this to an entire neighborhood
I don't know if I would be amused or terrified.

>>18802072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR6qvkDDBCg

Start blasting this song and go to town with a katana

Is op dead yet?

Holy fucking shit. DO NOT GO DOWN THERE. Ive had this "yoohoo" expereince before. Was out cycling with a huge group of schoolmates. A group of around 5 others and I lagged behind the main group.

When we arrived at a fork we were wondering which way the main group went. We decided to just go right, then this extremely high pitch voice came on,from the trees on the left ,saying "yooohoo wrong way, come my way". Word for word this was what that thing said. We immediatelly got the fuck out of the fork and headed right.

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They are coming. Anyone know Yoo-Hoo lore?

>>18816734
At least give me a quick rundown

>>18802072
>What do
Play these disgustingly unholy sounds, it will definitely leave!
https://youtu.be/IApQaVyNl7w

>>18816734
yoo-hoo lore?

>>18816734
>>18804492

god damn it now i want yoohoo but everything is closed.

>>18802073
>underrated post

>>18810027
Yes the chocolate water is still among us.

>>18816238
No you actually don't.

>>18816753
A quick rundown:
>Hershey's bows to yoohoo
>in contact with moon based chocolate farms
>rumored to contain milk
>controls the chocolate industry with an iron fist
>owns factories and distribution centers all around the world
>direct descendant of Willy Wonka chocolate
>will build the first chocolate factories on mars (Chocolatevania will be the first one)
>own basically every chocolate research facility on earth
>first designer chocolate will be yoohoo chocolate
>chocolate said to be over 20% real cacao

>>18818265
*opens ur door*
nothing personal kid

>>18818479

Doorman would have me ringed me breh, unless he was outside smoking.

: )

>>18807691
then you might be kinda cute~

>>18818570
But what if it was doorman all along?!

come in running and screaming
if there really is someone he'll likely flee

>>18802072
Fucking autistic manchildren can't fucking help but take their handhelds everywhere. Even to a god damn breaking and entering. *bling bling yah-hoo!*

Stick a tee shirt in a bottle of rubbing alcohol, tip it upside down, light it on fire, and throw it downstairs. Burglars run from fire.

Mario broke in your house high on shrooms

>>18802072
say, "FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL"

YOOHOO IT'S A ME MARIO

>>18816329
Probably.

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>take a dump
>Roll shit in balls
>Throw at the "woohoo'ing faggot !
>???
>Profit

rip op

Zerg rush the fucking door. I don't care if he jumps out and ejaculates on you or if you hear gunfire. Just fucking bolt for the fuckin door and don't think about anything else!

DO YOU HEAR ME OP! YOU CAN DO THIS!

>>18802072
yeah go for the door or climb out a window. GLHF op

>>18812121
ever since the beginning of /x/

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>>18804492
she can't keep getting away with this!

>>18802072
>>18816329

It's been 5 days and 19 hours since this was posted, what happened to OP?

>>18822990
where is this from?

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>>18802072
Yoohooo big summer blowout

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>>18824726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_losgl6_j4

>>18824937
That wasnt funny at all

>>18802072
Yell "Bing"

>>18802072
whip your dick out and start jerking off as you sprint downstairs shouting "HURRAAHHHEEEEE"

I feel something like that would confuse the shit out of any conscious existence into fear.