How would I go about summoning demons, maybe even making

>>18779441
you don't you fucking retard

>>18779456
Why not?

>>18779441
Shut the fuck up.

>>18779460

Because you can't.

>>18779441
run "demonolatry" through your search engine of choice.

>>18779477
But people have been making deals with demons for centuries...

>Go into bathroom
>Turn out the lights
>Light a candle
>Stare into mirror and clear your mind
>Demon appears
>Make deal with him

That's how I'm a cute girl now.

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>>18779512
Pic related, it's me.

You just did

>>18779770
I did? How?

>>18779515
take that thing out of your nose, you look like a cult-prostitute.

Learn magick and it's principles before you jump into invocation

Why would you even want to do that? You should at least have a very good reasons for summoning. And if you know what you are doing you dont need to make pacts with demons, you just command and they obey but you dont seem to know what they even are. Im not giving away any formulas and no one should give them to anyone in a place like this. Very irresponsible and bad karma.

demon here, wtf do you want?

>>18779855
Fuck me daddy.

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Eightsixsevenfivethreezeronine

>>18779515
A-are you a trap?

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Just throwing this as a reminder that entering a spiritual contract may not be the smartest idea.

>How do I summon X

There should just be a demon summoning general with an FAQ

>>18780438

the only reasonable answer in a site like this would be simple "don't"

Get married

>>18780509
Ayy lmao

>>18779460
Because you have to create one.

>>18780434
Driving a car or getting married MAY not be a good idea either, BUT

>>18779441
It depends, what do you want to get from the demon?

>>18779836
I believe he would be better off with evocation, no? You generally don't want to invite these things into your body.

>>18780438
There is. It's in the OP of the /omg/ thread. But nobody fucking bothers to LOOK. Anybody actually concerned with this would look to find such a thing, rather than knock interesting threads off the page in a desperate cry for attention

>>18779515
ENDURANCE RUN

>>18779441

Lemegeton.

>>18781766
You know these aren't ACTUALLY demons, right. Only by certain standards of the time in which it was written. Also part of that claim may have been to keep the uninitiated and inexperienced from effing around with it.

>>18779441
Has anyone (preferably human, but I'll take inhuman/otherworldly) ever swallowed demons here?

I'm not talking invocation. I'm talking directly consuming the demon's essence and adding it to your own.

>>18781885
I did. It was a weak one though. However after I consumed him I was never the same again. Idk they fuck you up because you feel constant anger and at the same time you feel powerful af. Ordinary shit doesn't scare me anymore. I feel like I can kill anything I want

>>18781885
I'm actually surprised you know about swallowing demons. Not many people know about that desu

>>18781936
Wouldn't it be safe to say it's still a form of invocation AFTER evocation, though? I mean, you're still taking the damn thing within yourself.

>>18779441
>How would I go about summoning demons, maybe even making a contract with one?
very edgily

>>18779441
You can't because they don't exist.

>>18779855
To cum inside of your demonic ass.

>>18781885
I have, but it was only cum.

>>18779515
Not digging the piercing dude

Anyone here know how to get a succubus? I tried to do some sigil work and I scared my kids. Any tips would be appreciated.

>>18782176
> I scared my kids

Is this some kind of euphemism?

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>>18782190
No, of course not.

>>18782245
So, you have kids and you want to summon a succubus? Ok, Larry.

>>18779829
It has to stay in, the demon insisted.

>>18780409
No sir, I am a lady.

>>18782172
I didn't like it either, but the demon insisted.

>>18779829
snapchat filter

Is no one here familiar with succubus summoning? I make the sigilwork louder to no avail. My kids would appreciate any help.

>>18785495
Nobody is going to help you summon a succubus for your kids, so anything anyone tells you will likely be bullshit. Most people with any knack for evocation at all generally have more important things to do. *Generally*

>>18785507
My kids aren't involved past being frightened by some of my sigilwork. Sorry, I had to clarify. I make some loud noises and my kids aren't very well behaved. The succubus is not for my kids.

>>18785534
Dude, this shit ain't gonna work like that. You're going to need to created yourself a temple, check out the table of correspondences in Liber 777, and like a WHOLE bunch of other shit. Remember, you gotta crawl before you walk, walk before you run. So before the temple and all that fun stuff, you're gonna need to learn basic sigilry and divination, become proficient in them, familiarize yourself with the Tarot and become proficient in it. Then learn basic banishing rituals like the LBRP and LBRH and their meaning. Become proficient in THEM. Practice LIRP/LBRP as well as the Middle Pillar Ritual every day for like, a year, doing daily yoga (=/>1 hour a day) and meditation. THEN memorize some opening rituals and conjurations. Become proficient in ALL this, and then *maybe* you will be ready for an evocation...provided succubi are real in the sense that you are implying, which I don't know because I've never had the desire to find out. Good luck, may you find what you seek!

Goetia.
Btw just do that if you are already dead.

>>18785576
I mean, you can check out: http://pastebin.com/HhU18gCW
But you won't generally have much success without the effort I mentioned Here: >>18785576

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If a demon is what you wish to see
You only need so steal me gold, and there I be!

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How can I summon a cute succubus gf?

>>18782172
>>18782335
it's literally a fucking Snapchat filter, stop roleplaying you faggot

>>18787640
See >>18785576

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Just drew the OP's picture.
What do you think ?

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>>18779441
I got you bro.

http://www.google.com

go there and type that same question.

retard.

>>18779515
nah...still ugly on my sight

>>18790073
GOOD! 10/10

>>18779441
cut your hands over a printed out or drawn pentagram

>>18779515
There's no women on the internet, fag

>>18779441
The demon portal in every human resides in the colon. Much like birth, it requires a certain size to birth the actual demon. So you'll need to work on fisting.

Start small with lower digit play.

From there rituals are all self actualization to be a catalyst for the dimensional manifestation of beings.

>>18782176
>I tried to do some sigil work and I scared my kids.


Holy fuck. Top zozzle.

>>18779441
Noone will help you summon. If they do they would be punished, hence the remarks; go away fucktard

>>18779515
Beat feet its a trap!

>>18780262
976-evil

>>18780434
First thing he gonna do:
> Google daemon

Why

He dont know

You know so you post discreetly, seemingly inocent

Never ends does it

>>18779504
do you have empirical evidence? because this is /x/, not some shitty spooky paranoid conspiratory board, we base our posts on solid evidence, son.