How can I summon some sort of spirit companion, something that's

Ball up in the fetal position and sob loudly until your parents get worried enough to come and see what's wrong.

Or start talking to yourself

>>18769689
They're everywhere man. They're looking for an easy mark like you thats lookin for them. You're on /x/. Problem already mostly solved.

>>18769689
modern cell phones accomplish this quite easily.

>>18769712
How do I draw more attention from them?

i like the picture you posted.

you might be better off with a human friend. you can find humans through a job, schooling or the gym. anywhere really.

to make a spirit friend, the quickest way would be through inducing psychosis and / or putting yourself in spiritually unsafe conditions. ie hanging out in haunted places and using weejee boards

but desu i think you'll get more out of having a live companion

>>18769689
BBBRRRAAAAAAAPPPP

>>18769727
Become a kryshtun. Its like putting up a lightning rod. If you ever want them to leave, even if only for awhile just lick a pussy.

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>>18769932

I don't know of any Spirit companions even existing so. I just see a bunch of humans.