What's going on in CERN? What are they doing?

Consiracy stuffs

smashing them mother fucking atoms f a m

Wasting money.

Something probably spooky.

>>18760545
Studying sub-atomic particles and searching for particles they think exist (due to physics and shit) and trying to discover them.

>>18760545
SCIENCE!

>>18760545
They are trying to drill other dimensions for whatever reason ala Doom and Event Horizon.

>>18761638
they need unobtaneum

>>18760545
Communication using FTL particles.

Also, putting a highly carnivorous alien race in a closed timelike curve (this is a priority if the human race needs to survive).

Last but not least:
Some other unimportant/old research for the "normies" to share stories on Facebook about particle collision (of course they have no clue whatsoever).

That's about it

>>18760545
creating miniature black holes, surely

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>>18761657
>putting a highly carnivorous alien race in a closed timelike curve
The Jews?

Since Earth is flat is probably something very sinister

>>18760552
kek'd

>>18760545
They're smashing protons together with the aim of disturbing the various fields that make up reality. By disturbing these fields we learn about "particles". By learning about "particles" we can further our scientific knowledge.

>>18760545
Trying to open the way for the Adversary and it's servants to flood in from the Astral. It's pretty obvious if you look at the signs, and follow where the ((money)) leads.

>>18761709
what signs?

>>18761663
They create dozens of these every day.

Black holes evaporate. Tiny black holes evaporate almost instantly.

There's no risk of creating one that could swallow the Earth because the energy created by 2 protons isn't enough. A fart would probably have more energy than these black holes.

>>18761709
You're an idiot.

>>18761722
so if you held like a big dome over CERN yo ucould condense all that black hole vapor and collect it into a BIG black hole right?

>>18761722
Wow, actual intelligence on /x/

I can die in peace

>>18761722
>You're an idiot.
>doesn't make any argument against any of what I said, and just goes for the typical idiot/retard/faggot/ comment.
>I'm the idiot here.

Yes, yes. we all know that you have the brain power and intellectual standing of a 3 year old. Now scurry off back to safespaces. It's probably better for you there, than it is on here anyway.

>>18761735
>Trying to open the way for the Adversary and it's servants to flood in from the Astral. It's pretty obvious if you look at the signs, and follow where the ((money)) leads.

Yes, you're an idiot. I'm not even going to argue.

Carry on with your idiocy.

To continue the biblical war against the demiurge and awake man kind from their illusion.

>>18761743
>Yes, you're an idiot. I'm not even going to argue.
>Carry on with your idiocy.

And this is why /x/ is laughed at by other boards. people like you who claim to be oh so "knowledgeable, and "intelligent' don't bother to explain or elaborate on any of your points or views, and instead decide to act like pretentious pricks even though it would be far better to have reasonable discourse. if you don't want to elaborate and discuss, and instead act like a stuck up, all knowing ass then fuck off back to safespaces, and continue being a prick there. They'll take you with open arms arms. after all, what's one more semi-philosophical scientology believing retard to add to the sea of degeneracy?

>>18761728
Na, they evaporate almost instantly. There's not enough energy/mass for them to remain intact.

Even if you could somehow "trap and feed" these miniscule black holes you'd need trillions and trillions of them to make something that would eat matter, and even then it'd probably die within hours.

CERN is pretty much harmless. I say pretty much because we don't really know what we're doing. It's possible we could disturb some unknown field and blow everything to bits. Like the Higgs field. We had no idea what disturbing this would do but we did it anyway.. and nothing bad happened.

>>18761728
It appears that most of you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what black holes do. They don't "suck" anything; if the sun were to collapse into a black hole at this very moment, nothing much would change in terms of our orbits. The definition of a black hole is only matter dense enough to form a singularity, and the smaller the hole, the faster it evaporates due to Hawking radiation.

>>18761779
Any inclusion of "muh Jews" is not reasonable discourse, faggot. Same thing with tulpas and succubi.

>>18761779
Dude, arguing with an idiot makes me an idiot. I'm not going down that road with you. Believe whatever transdimensional bullshit you want.

> Adversary and it's servants to flood in from the Astral.

The fuck, dude? Who told you this, youtube?

>>18761801
>Any inclusion of "muh Jews" is not reasonable discourse, faggot. Same thing with tulpas and succubi.
and insulting others who post without making any posts to verify any of the stuff you pull out of your well used ass isn't discourse either Anon. Even if you believe it is.

>>18761802
>Dude, arguing with an idiot makes me an idiot. I'm not going down that road with you. Believe whatever transdimensional bullshit you want.
>Let's not talk about transdimensional or conspiracy shit on the board for transdimensional and conspiracy shit.

Like bloody pottery.

>>18761809
Pot calling the kettle black? There's no objective proof that da joos did anything other than get killed by people for centuries. Discourse involves sources; infowars does not count as a source you blithering idiot.

>>18761816
>Pot calling the kettle black? There's no objective proof that da joos did anything other than get killed by people for centuries. Discourse involves sources; infowars does not count as a source you blithering idiot.

For your information, there are several cases and verified records of the Jews commiting atrocities in every country they went to, and then being kicked out of that country over and over again. went on for a bit, ending up at 109 times of getting BTFO'd last I checked. Also ritualistic child murder is kind of a thing for them, which you would know if you did any research about them at all, and didn't spout off the usual "Jews dindu nuffin".

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>>18761814
>Like bloody pottery.

>>18761824
And so did Germans, Turks, Russians, and even Americans. Jewish people are humans just like us, anon.

>>18761790
i'll bet you can send data through one

>>18761837
Their entire culture revolves around it however. Those cultures either became more civilized over time, or they were wiped out. Not the Jews. They have remained the same child killing, blood drinking, crooked nosed, ritual murderers for over a thousand years, and show no signs of changing anytime soon.

>>18761858
holy shit i can smell the jack daniels and tobacco spittle from here.

>>18761867
Those are very unhealthy, and do not benefit me whatsoever. There are better ways to spend the time, such as reading ancient grimoires and pondering on esoteric arts and rituals.

>>18761880
found john titor

>>18761867
He is obviously exaggerating but he is kinda right. See Canaan and Hyksos. Both of them are actually Jews.

>>18761888
oh yeah, that was only a few years ago wasn't it?

>>18761888
Not a military time traveler unfortunately. I'd literally give an arm and a leg to be one however.

>>18761923
Meant for>>18761881

>>18761910
>He think history cannot be repeated.
Jew is the master in retaining their own genetic and cultures. Canaan and Hyskos bear an eerily similarity with Jews culture, intelligence and origin (Levant).

>>18761888
Not exaggerating, especially about the "109 times" thing. Look it up, it's pretty damn enlightening.

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>>18761880
>basically OP

Congrats, you're the world's first /x/aboo.

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>>18760545
They've found what they dub the "god particle"

>>18761929
so the nordic white dudes are sloppy seconds at this whole race purity thing?

>>18761923
Because you could replace them with a bionic arm and leg.

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>>18761668

>>18761942
That image pretty much sums me up inside. I'd rather read esoterica than bother with dealing with our current corrupt educational system.

>>18761945
Depend on which White races.

>>18761955
...You realize this is supposed to be a cringe image, right?

Wew lad

>>18761802
It's a joke, he's referencing yugioh Zexal, a installation that killed the series.

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>>18761967
I do. But I also find cringe images somewhat amusing from time to time, especially if they hit points that people just once over as "cringey". That image does that pretty well I think. Better than most memes currently being shat out.

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>>18761955
>>18762000

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>>18761979

Nah 5ds

It had a great story but I can't forgive duel monsters on motorcycles.

>>18761666
Thanks, Satan.

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>>18760545
I am coming through

>>18762024
5ds was my favorite yugioh series.

>>18761790
>>18761793
I think he was making a joke...

>>18761837
>Jewish people are humans just like us, anon.
>implying

>>18762157
can you please eat my neighbors children?

>>18762270
i mean i've already learned that jews would do that willingly, but there are none in my area so you're my only hope.

They are trying to summon a succubus

>>18760545
Literally just wasting massive sums of money on something that doesnt matter in our daily lives. (Smashing atoms)

>>18761657
>Also, putting a highly carnivorous alien race in a closed timelike curve (this is a priority if the human race needs to survive).
Tell us more?????

>>18762199
garbage taste confirmed

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yall mind if i

>>18760545
Collider fun fact;
In the early years of super colliders
A russian scientist wondered what it was when he stuck his head in the collider and got slapped in the face with an atom going at light speed. Its not documented what happened thereafter

>>18760552
fpbp

>>18761668
So /pol/ is the centre of the universe

>>18763979
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski

>>18760545
>what are they doing
Accelerating subatomic particles to a large fraction of the speed of light and then colliding them into each other in the hopes that the resulting explosion will shed light on the makeup of those subatomic particles and their interactions.
>muh higgs baboon
Try colliding watches together at those speeds and fitting the pieces back together homo

>>18761709
Didn't Crowley and L Ron Hubbard already did this?

>>18760545
Do you remember the hit video game Half-Life? It's pretty much exactly like that.

>>18763979
he ded

>>18764475
Well, everyone who has a brain and hasn't shoved their head in their ass and started eating their own shit knows that Crowley is a degenerate necrophilia loving, kiddy diddling faggot. But I doubt he actually opened up the veil. Maybe pierced it so that a few minor things could come through, but no more. Don't know about the other one so can't say.

>>18760545
Wasting a fucking shit load of money, they can learn more from using Dmt

The Megadeth album

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Soon.

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>>18760545

>>18760545
Fear not. Bring Superman and everything will be fine.

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>>18761837
>Jewish people are humans just like us, anon.

>>18767581
are you saying that people over 50 become jews?

>>18760545
Now this is just a theory but I think they are trying to do two things. Create a black hole that could be used as a weapon and open a portal to hell.

>>18761657
>highly carnivorous alien race
Humans?

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>>18761888 (Checked)
>>18761933 (Checked)

>>18761668
/pol/ pls

>>18763933
where did you get this? nothing is true in this image!It would be better if you just delete it! I know i might sound like acern shill but i am not! Trust me.

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>>18767583
>are you saying that people over 50 become jews?
Nice strawman

>>18767652
that's not a strawman, that's a humorous insult.

>>18760545

Atom smashing creating rifts
In our space time continuum
Which leads to our ultimate goal of
Time travel will CERN achieve it before our civilization destroys itself who knows

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>>18767597
This isnt a theory, this is a baseless hypothesis, that you didnt even take the time to explain how you arrived at. Why, specifically, would they be doing either of these things?

>>18763933
Interesting but this doesn't tell us anything. Why did CERN send him home? What weird shit did he see going on? Also how does the satanic shit tie into CERN? Why would anyone want to open a portal to hell?

>>18767921
garbage disposal

>>18767925
why not throw trump in there for diplomacy reasons, i think he would get along quite well with satan

>>18761657
Why would you risk their work by leaking this information?

Are you really that desperate for attention?

>>18761826
lurk, you meme-loving fuck

>>18761843
dumbest thing I've read in this thread

>>18763979
>A russian scientist wondered what it was when he stuck his head in the collider
lie

>Its not documented what happened thereafter
lie

Why is /x/ so aggressively stupid?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski

>>18767952
Hillary and her constituents would get along better. She's a Dark Occultist with blood on her hands. Funny how people wanted The Demonic Feminine to be the first female president.

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>>18760545
false flag
hi anon
please leave me alone
signed ur paranoid mod

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HI WORLD. XXX NO MORE POSTS FROM MEFOR 3 DAYS FAGGOTS.
xxx love you though...maybe...
idk im drunk dude.

>>18768057
>3 days

could you maybe extend that to 30 days?

In the official CERN video they do Shiva's Dance of Destruction. -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okz9jpMmnEg

Jus sayin'.

The same one can be seen in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_xCI-peq0

>>18760545
Stuff /x/tards find boring because they're stupid and boring, and so they make outlandish, sensationalist conspiracy theories about it to tingle their jimmies.

>>18768093
if it was a big conspiracy, why would they film themselves doing Shiva's dance of Destruction?

Is it possible that you are misinterpreting what you are seeing?

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>>18763933

Today it was announced that the average in bank fees paid by Americans is $666

Coincidence? Well.... I mean technically, it would depend on how you define coincidence wouldn't it?

>>18761731
Wow, anon literally showed no intelligence, just a bunch of unproved shit that sounds smart

>>18768138
do /x/ers believe in coincidences?

It seems like its the one thing that you can't wrap your heads around.

>>18768041
Nice find.

>>18768188
you're posting here so feel free to answer the question yourself.

>>18768188
There are no coincidences.

>>18767875
Why not do either of those things?

>>18768278
this.

if blackholes were somehow able to be weaponized, it would get funding. if a portal to ANYWHERE were able to be made, it would get funding.

the ability to weaponize something as powerful as a black hole doesn't need explanation as to why it would be followed up on.

technology that could produce some kind of interdimensional portal to anywhere could revolutionize transportation just like the steam engine did.

>>18760545
>What's going on in CERN?
They are programing without much rest these days


>What are they doing
They are working on half life 3 and im glad

>>18768093
Why some people associate CERN with Shiva? Akashic Records?

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>>18770317
>>18770317
>Why some people associate CERN with Shiva?
Maybe due to the GIANT FUCKIN' STATUE that CERN put in front of their HQ???!!?

>>18770377
>Shiva
>Baal
>Moloch
>Saturn
>Lucifer

Why no one worship benevolent Gods anymore? Well at least Shiva is neutral and not Human-eating asshole like the rest.

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>>18770422
You know i named one of them alice as a red hearring
what a shitty flase flag idea.
Goodnight ROBOTS
CLOSE THE CURTAIN.
XXX.

>>18760545
don't conCERN yourself about it

>>18760563
kirk

>>18760545
>>>/sci/8747530

>>18761657
>highly carnivorous alien race
Tyranids?

>>18761826
Look like a bleeding anus

Love how a decent thread devolved into a ideological/jew/shitshow.

>>18764475
No, it was Jack Parsons and L Ron Hubbard. They summoned the Scarlet Woman, who Parsons impregnated with the Moonchild.

>>18760545
> /sci/

>>18760545
meme magic generator

>>18761638
>Doom
Atleast we can watch a guy run around yelling about needing a bigger gun and rip and tear

>>18760552
>>18760563
>>18760565
>>18760636

What is this? Stand-up at the Comedy Club? When did everyone on /x/ suddenly start cracking jokes?

[spoiler]Some of which are actually bree funny[/spoiler]

>>18761709
HAIL ADIDAS!!!

>>18761707
so they're altering reality without taking any drugs, cool

>>18763933
WWW=2700*

>>18776154
/x/ is a pretty nice place for shitposting.

>>18776216
They are not altering reality. They are knocking shit from one reality into another. The dicks are doing it from every reality though trying to learn to steer it.

>>18760545

They are participating in bizarre ancient rituals in order to connect with higher consciousnesses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwY1gzXEmF4

>>18770422
Because evil grants power instantly Anon. The promise of unlimited power from the Darkness is far too much for the greedy and corrupt to pass up. It's like moths being attracted to flames. it's just in their nature.

>>18761709
Goddamn it, chummer, you mages are always going on about this.

>>18768013
No. Not for attention. I just want transparency. That is all.

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I'd love for it to result in a breach that allows cool shit to happen like people gaining powers or a race of sex crazed super models. But it'll likely be some Lovecraftian horrors that will rape us to death.

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>>18761668
>me other unimportant/old research for the "normies" to share stories on Facebook about particle collision (of co

mandela dindu nuffin so they brought him back to life

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>>18761867
Seriously..

This shit makes me wonder if any of these redneck wannabe wizards have ever met a Jew..

There really isn't any ritual child murder going on in the world anymore, or much ritual murder of any kind. Some religions still prop up child rapists (See: Islam - think Afghans/Paki's and Catholicism - Rogue Priests) but that's literally a symptom of celibacy being forced upon Men which is completely unnatural.

Not sure why I'm even trying in here, I may as well be speaking to a dog on the other end of the line.

>>18760545
making memes.

>>18778653
They do a lot, partially guilty of the Mandela effect for sure.

I always wonder in how many ways that damn machine can go wrong.

As usual they went to far, you can't really stop scientists.

>>18778688
all you have to do to stop scientists is cut funding.

hyper drive. i think i dont know. thatd be cool though.

>>18761858
Holy shit people this stupid really exist. Do your self a favor, don't post anymore. You make yourself look so incredibly retarded that any hint of truth your post might have will be completely negated by all the retardation.

>>18761933
Them being kicked out for not assimilation is not that same as all Jews doing child sacrifices you permavirgin retard.

>>18761666
>666
good post

>>18766291

>>18778625
These people are most likely CIA shills, Wikileaks did say they would use anti Semitic stereotypes to make the right wing look bad.

They mention soros and Rothschild yet ignore that breibheart, Ben Shapiro, Russo (who was killed for fighting unfair taxation by the government), milo is half Jewish as well, or even fucking Jesus Christ lol

Race and ethnicity are a large part of behaviors in certain groups but when you make it so ignorant as too act like it's Jews = evil and goy = good
Like the world is this black and white bullshit planet where being born in a Jewish family automatically makes you a demon is idiotic.

>>18778688
>>18778735
>start investing more tax money into NASA and meme companies like SpaceX
>time travel with memes becomes feasible in our lifetimes
>????????

>>18778548
Chummer, does it scare you how much our daily lives are like Shadowrun seemed in the 90's?

its too late. theyve opened an alternate timeline dimension that we are all stuck in now and they dont know how to get it back to normal.

BERNSTEIN BEARS

>>18761967
I like the last part.
"You have the audacity to come to me for help?"

>>18760552
This