so /x/ strange things have been happing to me lemme tell you

Sounds like a malfunctions and coincidence, but if there's more, please go on.

so like bit of backstory i do live home by myself

day 2

>woke up this morning to a phone again but it didnt sound like my ringtone
>kinda sounded like a messaged had been left
>somthing about please call amanda right now
> i dunno anyone named amanda
>call the number i heard
>someone picks up
"hello is amanda there"
>no response
>i can hear someone breathing
>then the phone hangs up
>decied to shake it off thinking someones playing a prank
>drive to work my phones turning on and off again just reseting it self
>every time it turns on i get a text sayung test 1
>take the phone battery out and get into work
>sitting at desk
>phone turns on
>havent put the battery back in yet
>phone flashes with test 4 complete
>turns off
>drive home and my car starts switching radiot stations
>once i get home its all normal again
>everythings calm and fine as it always is when i get home

thats it for that day really

might be bait but you have my attention anyway, continue op

>>18754455
i can confirm it isnt bait

day 3 wasnt as wacky as the others but still was odd

>woke up again to the phone ringing no message this time just ringing
> i stayed in bed longer cause i didnt have work
>i got up round about 12 pm to more rining this time it was louder
>i walked and check the phones no messages
>my power turned off again
>it came back on within 5 mins i deiced i needed some lunch
>so i drove down to the local McDonald and my radio kept switching and stuff
>got my burger and drove home
>my phone was ringing
>and my radio was switiching
>kinda reminded me of a puppy needing to go pee and coming it home it was fine
>once i got home it was calm
>this puppy like spirit was calm again

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ITT: OP thinks /x/ is his personal blog

Gonna update this thread tomorrow
so like keep your eyes peeled for day 4

>>18754546
It's call greentexting and it's a part of the board, hater.

>>18754642
Greentext is done to help the post-literate era Millennials process /x/, their atrophied brains can not process more than five words in a row. Paragraphs to them are undecipherable 'walls of text'. Greentext breaks info into 'byte'-sized chunks to help the spoon-feeding of data to Millennials. Also millennials are all jobless & broke and can only access the Internet through cellphones their mom gave them for Christmas, so they can only see tiny parts of a webpage at a time. Greentext again makes things small enough for Millennials to have a chance of understanding what's going on.

Screenshot phone with texts or you're just RPing