Let's settle this once and for all:
Do Alpacas real?
And if so, what does the government stand to gain by hiding them?
They're hiding pushmi-pullyous.
>>Do Alpacas real?
No, they don't.
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As an ex government employee from a company that doesn't exist.. I used to work with Alpacas. I'm not allowed to talk about the subject, hell I'm not even allowed to acknowledge their existence, but I just couldn't keep it a secret from the public anymore. All I can really say is be prepared.
As for myself, I don't know how much time I have but I think they've been watching me.