>you didn't fill out the forms the correct way
>your pendant isn't pure silver
>your robes are turquoise not blue
>you missed the working hours which are twice a year
>you didn't perform the ritual at a designated space
>spirits can only read hebrew
mfw spiritworld is a heavily regulated socialist shithole
Its always more fun to go rogue anyway
A lot of the "preparations of the operator, etc" in ancient grimoires are completely unnecessary, and occasionally intended to discourage the uninitiated, for various reasons, or to completely render the process inoperable. The same holds true for the specificity/minutiae of some rituals and spells. On the other hand, some details are absolutely essential. Best way to find which are which is to experiment with what you have. You have to believe in yourself and cannot doubt for a moment that your operation will be a success. Also, no human/animal sacrifices, no blood, no bathing in rivers, no burying boxes at a crossroads should be necessary (to paraphrase a beginner's magick book). remember too that many of the grimoires were more like notebooks rather than instructions- so, just as they will include unnecessary operations, they will frequently be lacking crucial instructions, as the 'authors' of the grimoires already knew these and did not need to write them down. a grimoire is basically a magickal diary. Good luck, and may you seek what you find!
>>18721113
>Socialist shithole
>Hebrew
Kikes are the least socialist group on the planet
>>18721113
If you use Hebrew you'll only be able to summon Spirits that try to Jew you.
>>18721971
>to paraphrase a beginner's magick book
FORTUUUUNE
>>18722059
Hanz Bardon
The greatest, most advanced occultist of all time since Crowley
>>18722059
Used an Oijia board to summon Hilter
Asked him who his favorite Hollywood Star was
Heard "Jew Burymore"
>>18722082
Well memed
>>18722082
eat shit normie
>>18721113
Dude if you are being serious, go check out the Magick General thread with the pic of the cat dressed like Harry Potter. A couple guys over there really know their shit, and I've learned a lot even just today.
>>18722224
I'm sorry you are so lonely. Just remember it gets better, and the more time you spend outside the better you will feel. Eventually you won't feel the need to annoy others in order to get satisfaction out of life. Good Luck!
>>18721113
Then write your own method. You can't subscribe to a system that says you're the perfect reflection of the Absolute, which empowers you to rewrite reality itself, and then quibble over the details which are all based in an illusory, meaningless world of time and material. I didn't even know that people still thought any of that shit was necessary.
>>18722277
dubs defeats hanzdelgato