How can I join a cult? I'm sick of adulthood. I don't

>>18716919
Protip: If you join a cult, you won't be anything special, you'll be the towel boy that cleans up the bloody semen. Capiché?

>>18716919
You don't have any money or skills and no one wants to fuck you. You're useless to a cult.

>>18716939

Cyber cults will accept just about any retard.

>>18703428 here you go OP

>>18716948
Hah'm just a box in a cage.
Just a box in a caage
I'm just a box, just a box in a cage.

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wake the fuck up

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>>18716948
stahp posting this shit

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>>18716919
Just go to the Kingdom Hall

>>18716932
>>Capiché
It's capice. The final c is pronounced like ch in Italian. Don't mean to be the grammar nazi here, but this irked me.

>>18716952

Be a New Age stereotype like this faggot.

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>>18716990
New age culture is a meme pool of oc that comes from the gnostics(both ancient and modern). Lots of new agers are just a slave to another culture paradigm.
Im just telling op to be wise and not a blind sheep that wastes away.

>>18716948
nigga, stop fucking advertising my cool club, REEEE FUCK OFFF NORMIE

Join the army

>>18716987
Except that the Italian word is "capisce".

>>18717192
this

fucking Scientology man. See if you can get into their sea org program. THEY RUN YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE

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>>18716919
Be it Europe or North America, we're living in an increasingly atheist society. Gone are the days where you can easily bamboozle people by just mere words. But there's still hope if you still one to join one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vissarion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk

Being born into one helps.

I've a friend who was born into the Grand Unification Church and has since gotten out of it.

Technically you already have and do all those things so what you need is a much smaller cult

Step one - register as Republican

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>>18717203
This. Armed forces is exactly what OP needs. Navy is easiest though.

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Look into the Raelians. Near as I can figure, it is scurvy dudes screwing hot chicks

>>18717965
They look happpy.

>>18717965
>that niggress

muh dick

>>18716919
you do realize that what you're going through is called passive, or, feminie nihilism, right, op? basically you're the weakest of the weak. the lowest of the low. the most pathetic of them all.

you can continue down your path of simply giving up in some pseudo-intellectual, anti-science, anti-thought, anti-experimental weakness without even trying to answer the questions yourself, or, you can swallow the ultimate black pill - the idea that things cannot be known or unknown, but only experienced by the self.

in doing so, you might discover that there's really something to it. that maybe there is something to the world. but you'll never know because you're too much of a dumb, chicken-shit niggerfaggot to even try to answer questions yourself and would instead go on, as you have all your life no doubt, relying on the conclusions brought to the table by other people. other people, through whose eyes you have never gazed and could very well be completely wrong. that is active, or masculine nihilism.

be a faggot or be a man.

>>18716919
Join a sociology class at your local college.

>>18716919
Join the military you faggot.
At least that will help you out later in life.
Cults go one of three ways.
A) Progressively crazier until you and most of everyone else drop.
B) Mellow out and they stop dictating your life for you.
C) You drink the ratposion koolaid to transplant your soul to the ayylmaos.

>>18718015
Fuck off. You don't need to be such a dick.

I'm not even OP

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>>18718069
>oh no, someone is being "mean" on a mongollian cave painting board!

seriously?

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>>18718015
>reflecting this hard

>>18716932
sweep the bird turd off the stoop and then when you're done you're gonna whip up a delicious nice red sauce
Join the mob, at least you won't be a beta follower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkHIHCNDrKk

>>18717531
Im detecting abnormally high levels of sodium from this poster.

>>18716961
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18716919
>joining
Fuck that shit. How do I start one? I want the fine honeys and loads of money you get from one.

>>18718435
Cybercults seem easy enough. But Im a traditionalist.

Be as mysterious as possible. Leave a lot to imagination. Rarely (or never) be definitive.

>>18718435
You need to be charismatic and convincing

>>18718478
Well, I'm boned then. Let's get drunk and play blackjack, because I'm all out of ideas.

I guess you could join ISIS, they're basically a cult

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>>18718069
Why are the tripfags on x the worst I've ever seen....

>>18716987
More like a grammar fascist, kek.

This is serious, I am not trolling.
Questions to ask yourself:
"do I have a job?"
"where to I reside and with whom?"
"Am I still in school/waiting to get into uni?"
Consider your answers to these questions carefully, then consider whether altering any or all of these circumstances will be more or less beneficial than joining a CULT.
PS most ppl don't just go out and say "I'm gonna join a cult," and they will usually get offended when others refer to it as such. Good luck, and may you find what you need, even if it isn't what you seek.