I FOUND A STRANGE SIGN ON MY POPTART WHAT DOES IT MEAN? no edits

someone pissed in the assembly line again

>>18715838
Looks like the icing scraped on something to me

>>18715838
Wow partially eating breakfast pastry. I am terrified. Now fuck off faggot

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>>18715848
see the circle?

>>18715838
You can literally find the meaning of the universe looking at anything even a poptart so jokesonyou

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>>18715838
Damn there is a dick on my poptart

>>18715838
>>18715856
YES this was the original ayy pic on /pol
>inb4 404 hehe xd

>>18715856
Is that your toe? Why do you put your toes on your food?

>>18715869
>404

let's hope

>>18715838
You must be 18 or older to browse this website.

>>18715913
am 27

>>18715928
>I'm 27
Wow to be 27 and look for messages on your poptarts, that's depressing. I thought that me living in my parents basement at 20 was bad

>>18715937
1/??
>it has been 10years ago today that i last interacted with my last irl friends
>i still remember her full name
>her 24th birthday is today
>i looked at her facebook/tumblr
>cannot talk to them ever again because they changed so much/i went into depression stage and told them i did not wanna see them ever again when i was 17/18

i feel like i wasted 10years because of some dumb shit i did when i was 17/18 and it is only going to feel worse each year.
crying will not bring those days back.

cannot kms because my mom is still living.

i turned 27 on the 8th

>>18715970
2/??
wrote this yesterday around 5PM EST. am thinking he will reply with tell me to move on with my life and stop sending random people strange messages;
am not sure if you still rememeber me but i remember you. you were my first friend when i moved to sarasota. i remember all the good/bad times we had. each other giving advice and hanging out. this is not about any other of the friends we hung around with. this is about me rememing and relizing that on today the 24th of feb at 7pm est everything changed and i miss my best friend..even if you forgot all about me or do not wanna remember me...i have been friendless since like i did have friends when i moved schools but YOU were my true best friend and i do not care if you wanna have your pose or whoever beat me up for all the nasty things i said or for any reason. i just want you to know that it has been 10years since i had a friend and i miss my buddy. i know what i did was wrong and i now live a lonely couch potato style live in a 1bedroom apartment on the 2nd floor collecting SSI with no connections besides my brother and my mom. i would give it all away if we were friends again. i do not wanna feel lonely anymore. i know somewhere in you that you still remember the good/bad times we had. if you still do not rememeber me...i remember us.

>>18715838
If I ever find out who you are I'm going to rape you and wear your fucking skin! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? CUNT!

>>18715973
3/??
i talked to my irl brother and all i got from him was just the
>be yourself
>ladies love the confidance
>gotta get a job because ssi is not gunna last your whole life
>life is just like play a game
>need to have a hobby because a girl does not want someone who just sits on his comp
>whole world to explore offline
talk by my irl bro
last night

>>18715978
4/??
also i asked my brother is find a girl for me to just hang out with and get to know but he was all like
>that would not help because i would be helping you and not you helping yourself
and he asked me
>name something new that you have not done before that cannot be simulated or found online

so here is what am dealing with since yesterday
>found a horse-faced 'succubus' aka a tranny slut on fetlife that lives in lake city FL but really from outside of the USA
>does dude weed lmao and dabs but not really aka just in it for the fad but does not know what the dab pose is
>does not know how to into torrenting and think it is underground hackor stuff
>newfag to the chans
>he gave me his tumblr/facebook
>watches insane fucking as of porn but does not really watch porn
>is not like the other trannies
>got upset when i found out he was in a relationship and had pictures of him sucking cock
>thinks am gunna buy him off an auction but am gunna tell him am broke and let some big black wyman who do not need a man to take him in to turn him into a paypig and make him homeless

>>18715985
5/??
am thinking of contacting the black wyman and making a deal with her because i put down 30usd after a guy put down 10usd then she put down 40usd on him and i put down 50usd. gunna ask her i will give up my bid for him if she gives me 10usd which would still make her the higher bidder than me because she was the recent bidder to bid on him + he would have to drive more than he would to KY instead of NY + i would give her his tumblr/facebook and kik and his number.
>told him to leave his post as a slave during an auction if he really found someone and does not want anyone other
>he cannot leave because of contract
>black wyman gunna win his bid and i get 10usd from it
>he goes homeless
should had not been a degenerate. ;/

just had a video call with him;
>he is that tall lanky kid in school that looks like a mixture of a surfer/viking/nord [ surfer with messy shoulder lentgh blonde hair ] and you go to visit his house because he has no friends because he is lower-class and lives with his aunt/great aunt
i feel sorry for him because he wants to leave his current life and aunts behide but also he is the last of his bloodline.

>>18715986
6/??
recently got told;
>you say you are going to do things and know how to do them but it has gotten to the point where you have so much you can do with your life that you do nothing because it is too overwelming for you to handle
then told them;
>will be one of those one day at a time things and have to start with baby steps like organizing my thoughts and start really thinking what i wanna tackle first...like finding the tv remote.
if i can get motivation to waste some minutes or even how much it will take to find that then who knows what i can tackle next
fact; i do not even watch tv

update on the tranny;
he thought i was stupid for giving him casual advice and he kept falling for my /g/-tier bait and i just blocked him
>gotta be yourself and grab the bull by the horns to progress in life. get off those tranny pills or whatever and think about what you are doing with your life and your bloodline.

>>18715975
kill me and i win and am free.

>>18715992
7/??
long story short? I sucked that tranny's balls dry.

>>18716013
thanks for the bump ;]

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>>18715838
I CAN SEE IT

>>18715905
Oh damn ayy lmao. Better 404 this thread

>>18716045
This message totally has me lost.

>>18715871
on a scale of 1 to murica how retarded are you?

>>18716090
North Korean

>>18716090
Answer me this, on a scale of fat ass to fat shit how fat are you?

>>18716100
'Merican

>>18716094
oki doki then right under murica

>>18716100
ooo that 12yr old autistic basement dweller comeback

>>18716141
I know you are but what am I

>>18716165
lol you arent making it any better but alrighty

>>18716184
I am rubber you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

>>18716190
okili dokili

>>18715838
Weirdly looks like the John Titor emblem.

>>18715856
>Tab
>Pop Tart
You should worry more about your poor diet nigga

>>18715838
smoke crack and worship satan

>>18716013
Depressed beta man tries to find someone less fortunate than himself to feel like a good person for """helping"""

You have a lot of work to do my friend