I dont have much time but please listen to what im telling you

>>18701497
2/10 pretty shit LARPing

You already did this on /b/, fuckstick

>>18701497
Does this have to do with the sudden radiation spike?
What do they eat? What is going on? How do they move do th

ACK, TIS SPREADING TO OTHER BOARDS
NUUUUUU

Proof it fag

>>18701510
they move fast, quick and they are very very hostile
they will not, NOT end things calmly
one of my teammates tried to talk to it, it stab him then stood not doing anything but just looking dead at us. we are evacuating as we speak, it came from the crack. That is all i know

>>18701497
Your 'red flag' image.....First indicator

>>18701515
i know this might sound like bullshit but i don't have my phone
i am accessing this from a military computer on the helicopter and there is no camera on it and even if there was i couldn't take a picture, our squad leader is allowing us to contact our families but i want to make sure our story is head, i am sorry

https://www.google.com/maps/place/71°56'55.3"S+23°20'42.9"E/@-71.9486917,23.3430724,1407m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d-71.9486917!4d23.3452611?nogmmr=1

>>18701563
our camp was stationed close to that, it isn't visible on maps but that is the crack we are talking about

>>18701497
So it's the Thing?
Like from the movie?

I for once welcoming our new antartica overlord.

>>18701584
i know it sounds eerily close but it's true

Literally The Thing plot lmao... Did it get to you by dog?

>>18701596
it wasn't a dog, we thought it was a strangely shaped gas pocket but when we struck it, it started to bleed. that's when we melted the ice around it and it came to life

>living in Australia

I'm fucked bros, it was nice knowing you all

Where do you finden this creatures?

so what a humble human must do if he want to survive this?

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>>18701497

>>18701601
Did it get a boner?

>>18701610
it isn't hostile if it is not within 3 feet

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>>18701616

>>18701563
wtf is that,looks like manmade

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>>18701497
>go to your loved ones
>already NEET

nigga

>>18701630
it is, the crack was because we thought we detected a large mass of iron inside

>>18701642
that's comforting

Every single person, no matter the nationality, that goes to Antarctica gets a sat phone unique identifier (like a barcode), they make you memorise it in case of an emergency, or you get lost, or something happens.

Post your 8 digit unique identifier, if you format it correctly I can verify that you were working there. It would add credibility to your story.

t. My mom is an Australian helicopter pilot who works the summer seasons there. She sometimes brings back cool looking rocks and shells.

>>18701651

And that is the end of the LARPer

>>18701651
78016786

>>18701651
A female pilot? Thats even more unbelievable than OP's post.

>>18701601
Maybe nuke it you dumb fucks.
Nice RP.

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Sage in all fields

>>18701673
we cannot nuke it, our neighbouring camp is still inhabited and we do not have clearance for such deadly weapons

>>18701677
Who cares about clearance if its going to kill all of you?

>>18701538
>wants to make sure this story is heard
>puts on /x/ where most rping is done

bravo if it was true you couldn't have picked a worse place to get the word out.

>>18701679
Or a few lives of military personnel if it saves many more.

>>18701677
I think this is a good enough reason to force a critical evacuation, or deal with the collateral damage. "Sir, we cant bomb it. 50 people are still there!" "Oh balls. WELL, I GUESS THATS RIP HUMAN RACE".

Go eat a dick you RP scum.

>>18701668
holy shit you're real

You
>>18701497
Are not you
>>>18701668
>holy shit you're real

>>18701689
What an glorious samefagging.

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>>18701694
Welp... Brb getting alcohol

Will continue the shitposting with you fags to the end

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Well, since were all going to die, im gonna go out buy me a shotgun, have a shit ton of sex and get completly fucking rekt, and then go live to the mountains.

>>18701689
a

if the ayy lmaos are real,how come trump is president?

got you there OP

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see? that wasn't me anyway there are well over 50 people at our neighboring base

>>18701715
How long until this goes public or we hear "unconfirmed" reports about the Arctic?

How did you get away knowing it was free?

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>>18701497
>>18701563
>>18701668
>>18701689
>>18701694
>>18701715


Official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mbxe33BYW8

>>18701497
It would make sense that the Atlanteans would have some kind of frozen protector...
If the Mayas are anything to go bye and Indiana Jones was any measure of indication...
That thing you just encountered is an alien version of a "rolling ball" trap. A living trap.

>>18701507
this
and got his ass trolled over to /x/

>>18701767
le epic troll XD<

you know what shitty larping is? not saying who stationed you there. Was it the Navy, or??? Then that arises all new questions like are you a civilian contractor? military personal? whats your rank or pay grade? What command are you with?

You can always instantly tell its all bullshit when some nigger says they were on Antartica because they would be there on some official business and if they cant answer for that (it would raise too many questions), its all bullshit.

- t. navy fag

also, youre a nigger and your whole family loves KFC

>>18701497
stop larping retard

>>18701497
were tears literally rolling down your face as you typed that op?

>>18701520
nigga you just told us youre back from antarcticool

we saw this on /b already you idiot

now GTFO

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>>18701497
the temple was a trap from the beginning, what you were looking for wasnt even in there

good luck op

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So anything new?

Are we dyin'?

>>18701675

I want me some taters now.

can you like freeze it again or somethin

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>>18702170
OP, please respond.

>>18701497
http://www.disclose.tv/news/mass_evacuation_of_antarctica_as_special_ops_and_military_moving_in/137988

>>18701504
Thats being generous.

Theres literally nothing to this to make it believable

>>18702658
https://deusnexus.wordpress.com/2017/02/27/mass-evacuation-antarctica/

>>18701497

I love how everyone is shitting on this thread instead of rolling with it and having fun. Better get back to your tulpa, succubus and divination threads, you joyless fuckers.

>>18701497
Can they fly or anything? Like how in danger is North America? That's a long way

>>18702763
you're clearly the OP and your lazy roleplaying is just as bad as everything you listed

Sad thing is, some fucker will be repeating this in their latest book, on discovery channel or some other shitstream in a year or two as facts. Congratulations on lowering the IQ of the future human race by a point or two, you dick nugget.

>>18701497
have any pics

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In Antarctica a big nuclear powered subterranean blown up.

pic: not related

>>18701520
so it stabs someone and no one has a gun SECOND AMENDMENT FOR ANTARCTIC WHEN

i'm antarctica and those are my antibodies

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>>18702658
>>18702721
Damn it they are the same articles word for word!

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i found this pic on 8c han /pol/ yesterday

>>18701497
fuck off fgt
also heres your (OP)

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>>18701497
>self replicating humanoid.
so it just makes copys of its self untill there's nothing left? is this what our planet will become?

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>>18701497
>no time
Takes the time to put in caps and punctuation.

>>18701497
>Some sort of self replicating humanoid
Like a human?


Mommy and daddy never gave the birds and bees talk?

Can confirm increase military choppers in south Texas

>>18701497
maybe you should have asked it how it replicates so you could go fuck yourself

>>18701497
Why didn't you go on /pol/?

This board is dead.

>>18701785
>t. Average storefront bootlicker
Calling fucks like you racist tends to trigger more than saying nigger to libs

>>18704370
I came here to post this. if op wasn't such a little bitch about it it might seem like he was some sort of uber scientist